a babe

i dunno

[croptool-deactivated20221013]

white people on tumblr

white1: i love broccoli

white2: omg i love broccoli too sooo much

white3: did some1 say broccoli? i love broccoli

white4: i’m factkin with broccoli uwu no doubles

white5: i’’md bbrrococoli ttoo wwhyyr r  uu a a ffakke off mme??

white6: *posts a pic of a broccoli* my boyfriend

white7: i want to shove a broccoli up my pussy

white8: omg guys i found a broccoli vibrator xD

white9: *rbs pics of broccolis and tags everyone in it*

white10: ii jsustt fuckigng lovove brrocoli soso muchy

and then there’s a “broccoli hour” which lasts 3 hours instead and you have to unfollow 10 people

[evil-loli-bitch-from-hell]

This is actually really racist, but really fucking funny. I’m bouta do one with black folks and soul food, then Russians and vodka.

[croptool-deactivated20221013]

your url has loli on it

[evil-loli-bitch-from-hell]

And? Tag my post with pedophilia again. I dare you. I’ll press charges for defamation of character.

[evil-loli-bitch-from-hell]

screencapped and emailed to my lawyer. She will have filed charges by tomorrow afternoon. By law We must allow you 48 hours to remove the offending material. If not, you will be charged with defamation of character, libel, and criminal mischief, all misdemeanors. You will face a judge trial.

Don’t think you won’t be found either. That email with the cap also includes your Dox, which will not be shared publicly. I’ve also forwarded this material to the local FBI field office. They take false accusations of pedophilia VERY seriously. Especially when your uncle is a high ranking Homicide Detective with good friends in the FBI, the US Marshals Office, and the NSA. 

[croptool-deactivated20221013]

hey guys! with this post reaching almost 100k notes, i’d like to inform everyone that sakura (evil-loli-bitch-from-hell) has been reported to the authorities for possession of child pornography and is hopefully being arrested soon.

happy new year!

[1st-1]

[bad-hetalia-edits]

Happy New Year!

[allsadnshit]

2018 we are being as corny as we want and we are having fun

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

fuck, marry, kill but instead it’s

get them randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester, get trapped with them on a broken elevator for ten hours, and they’re your employee trainer for your new job at McDonalds

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

the important rule to this version is that no matter who is with you, you HAVE to be stuck in the elevator for the full ten hours. I don’t care if you’re in there with Thor himself. You can’t get out.

[petepepsi]

new ask game: send three characters and i’ll tell you which i’d rather have

• get randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester,

• get trapped with on a broken elevator for ten hours

• get as my employee trainer for my new job at McDonalds

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[captaingaykid]

this is what happens when i talk to people

[lostindaydreams-gemz]

Please help me get through January!!

**PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST**

Hey all, as many of you may or may not know, I’ve been struggling a lot these past few months with my government and benefits. And I know that I have another donation post circulating but I still desperately need help to get by. I’m currently on benefits and I just before Christmas, my benefit was sanctioned and reassessed due to my mental illnesses. 

My benefit comes back in full a the end of January (25th) and until then I really need help to get groceries and keep my electricity and gas meters on throughout this month.

If anyone can spare anything at all to help me get by, even just a £1/$1, please consider it.

Thank you 🙏💖💖

PAYPAL

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[juniorjewel]

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

[1800-nekotown]

Same!!!

[captaingaykid]

how much it costs a trans person to physically transition: $7000-$50000+

how much it costs you to respect a trans person regardless if they have physically transitioned or not: $0

[markparham]

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

[glumshoe]

HEY YOU

stop picking at your lip

[glumshoe]

and you, over there? leave your cuticles alone. 

[glumshoe]

and don’t touch that weird bump at the back of your scalp, for fuck’s sake

[glumshoe]

so much as think about biting the inside of your cheeks and I will come to your house and Get you

[glumshoe]

that scab is supposed to be there, buster - go pick on somebody your own size!

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

listen… chubby boys are cute! skinny boys are cute! gnc/feminine boys are cute! trans boys are cute! autistic boys are cute! disabled boys are cute! boys of color are cute!

boys! are! cute!

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

if youre a boy reading this and you thought “yeah, but not me though, i’m gross”

YOU

ARE

CUTE

[unamericanflag]

my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going

[mollyjames]

Drawing two different characters Are they different enough? Are their designs visually distinct from one another? Will people be able to tell them apart? Do I just draw the same face over and over again like some kind of rank amateur?

Drawing the same character twice …there’s no fucking way this is the same person

[debrides]

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

[lesbirdan]

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

[hermionegranger]

when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”

[mugsandpugs1-deactivated2019010]

One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”

[thomrainierskies]

One time my dad went to the White Castle drive-thru and the lady (who was supposed to say ‘Welcome to White Castle, what’s your crave?’) asked, “Welcome to White Castle, what’s your problem?”

She apologized profusely while my dad proceeded to lose his shit laughing.

[mirab3lle]

Yesterday I went to Wendy’s and the girl said “Welcome to McDonalds” and then just sighed

[audiovisual-dept]

happy new year

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Skinny af girl: *eats a ton*

Everyone: she’s so confident and so comfortable with herself! She also looks super cute, I love girls that are confident like that

Fat girl: *does EXACTLY the same thing*

Everyone: I don’t hate fat people but she really should look for herself more :/ eating that much is not healthy, I bet she is doing it to cover a hole on her life or something

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

This post is filled with fatohobic cucks but I keep my point still this is actual bullshit because both are eating the same shit at the same ratio but one is found as “cute” while the other is mocked at.

[goodness-gracious-great-balls-of]

Fat person (especially if it’s a girl): *eats too much*

Everyone: omg that’s why you’re so fat don’t you care people aren’t turned on by that?

Fat person: *eats too little*

Everyone: oh wow she’s trying to starve herself honey why can’t you just #loveyourself

Fat person: *eats pizza*

Everyone: see that’s why you’re so fat if you never ate food everyone else is allowed to enjoy we wouldn’t hate you

Fat person: *eats salad* lmao look at them trying to trick people we know you didn’t get that size eating salad

Fat person: *watches tv at home*

Everyone: typical fatty not wanting to move

Fat person: *exercises*

Everyone: lololol hey guys get a load of this hurhur jiggle

Fat person: *dresses well and puts effort into appearance*

Everyone: hmm why don’t you dress for your ‘bodytype’ being trendy only works when you’re thin, you look like you’re trying too hard ya know?

Fat person: *wears sweatpants and a bun*

Everyone: oh come on don’t you care a little? You have to try extra hard to make people forget you’re fat!

Everyone: we care about their health I promise! That’s why we’re encouraging eating disorders and a bad self image, it’s about their health I assure you!

[lotrlocked]

People: don’t skinny shame, some people are just naturally really thin! It doesn’t matter that they may look they have an eating disorder, they are healthy!

People: No one is ever naturally fat though. Sorry, that’s just how it is.

[sincerelysaraahh]

Writing Prompt #8

1. “That’s the problem, I don’t want to hate you. Because if I hate you then I’ll have nothing left.” 2. “How about that dance?” 3. “If you love me, then why are you leaving?” 4. “What’s going on here?” 5. “Everything hurts.” 6. “I can’t handle feeling like this anymore. I don’t want to live like this anymore.” 7. “I’m not angry! I’m in pain and you put me here! The person whose suppose to love me the most 8. “I’m the only thing you have left!” 9. “Hold my hand dammit, we gotta make this look convincing!” 10. “I might miss you a little.” 11. “Wait, am I dreaming or are you actually smiling?” 12. “Don’t you get it? I have loved you since we were kids!” 13. “I just wish you saw yourself the way that I saw you.” “And how do you see me exactly?” 14. “you’re my best friend. And if anything were to happen to you, I would lose my mind.” 15. “But you’re stuck with me.”