are you telling me there's some kind of...dracula?

dan. m. 29. pro-kink pro-fucked up fiction but also pro-chill and fun fiction. stuff can be different, you guys currently reading stories of your life and others by ted chiang currently playing tomodachi life currently listening to the great divide by noah kahan MY MESSENGER IS BROKEN. SEND ME AN ASK INSTEAD

[anatheyma]

unfollowed someone for announcing "we will be pirating!" regarding the new harry potter hbo show, because no we won't be. even if you don't support that hag financially, i can't have a harry potter fan in my circles. fucks up my chakras.

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[thomrainierskies]

there are a lot of reasons to cling to 'queer' as the preferred formal/academic umbrella term but absolutely one of them is the cringe of listening to audiobook readers laboriously spell out 2-S-L-G-B-T-Q-I-A-plus

[leonbutchkennedy]

[unofficial-sean]

Woooo! Wobbegong Wednesday! Look at her go! Swimming up your dashboard!

[sevensmallgummies]

please look at our favorite gif on the internet

such a gentle cat. it loves its pelleds

[thomrainierskies]

after playing phone tag for a week i connected with the lawn guy on monday and he said oh yeah i'll send you a quote and we can probably get it done tomorrow so he sent me a quote yesterday morning and i approved it and the page says "great, we'll be in touch to schedule!" and he hasn't texted me or emailed me or come by and now it's tomorrow and the lawn is really bad and i'm now in a fucking flare because of the smoke and the post office keeps stealing my packages and i have to start packing to move and i'm gonna get a fine for the lawn

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[blossposs]

[crispylilworm]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[requiem-on-water]

[ewaneneollav]

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

Why is there a diarrhea parasite outbreak in America?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies cut funding to disease prevention and control.

Why is measles back in America?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including RFK Jr, cut vaccine and measles prevention funding and programs.

Why is the New World Screwworm infecting cattle in Texas, when it had previously been eliminated from the area?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including Elon Musk, cut USAID funding, which in part worked to monitor and prevent screwworm outbreaks.

Why was there a flu outbreak in our armed forces?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including Pete Hegseth, cut vaccination requirements for our armed forces, putting all of them at risk alongside our military readiness.

What contributed to the Covid outbreak?

Donald Trump and his Republican allies cut funding to a pandemic prevention program in his first term because Barack Obama had created it.

“America first” sends its regards. Trump voters, please learn your lesson. And if you don’t, it’ll be taught to you again with yet another diarrhea outbreak.

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

[feldfrog]

It makes sense that dog organs can’t be used inside people, because their organs are weird and no good. But in my opinion, our organs should work inside them, because our kidneys and livers and stuff are straight up normal as hell and good

[kuuderecatgirl]

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

[thedeliaishere]

skyrim bandit: victory or sovngarde!

me: im gonna be real with you. your ass isnt going there

[8one6]

Look, if you didn't want your soul harvested to make one of a thousand enchanted daggers that I'm just using to practice until I get my skill high enough to make what I'm actually going to use then you shouldn't have turned to a life of banditry.

[adonischildsupportcase]