are you telling me there's some kind of...dracula?

@thomrainierskies

dan. m. 29. pro-kink pro-fucked up fiction but also pro-chill and fun fiction. stuff can be different, you guys currently reading swamplands: tundra beavers, quaking bogs, and the improbable world of peat by edward struzik currently playing tomodachi life currently listening to take me home EP by buffalo traffic jam MY MESSENGER IS BROKEN. SEND ME AN ASK INSTEAD

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anatheyma

unfollowed someone for announcing "we will be pirating!" regarding the new harry potter hbo show, because no we won't be. even if you don't support that hag financially, i can't have a harry potter fan in my circles. fucks up my chakras.

worldwright

youtube with ublock origin experience of the 20 second gap between every video on a playlist where youtube desperately throws itself against the impervious ever-evolving uncaring face of the adblocker's wall screaming and clawing and calling PLEASE! PLEASE, OUR AD REVENUE!! DON'T YOU WANT TO SUPPORT THIS CREATOR? DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT OUR WALLETS? AND THEIRS? into the vast and empty sky before the adblocker gently raises one of its many iron-banded arms and flicks youtube away into the void just to hear its wails fade slowly into nothing

lornandleveled

oh ok word

ice-pikmin

mtf-the-gathering

getting banned over a glitched report that was never actually filed, only to be unbanned out if nowhere 3 months later and then immediately banned again within a matter of hours, is honestly the most pjackk thing to ever happen to someone on this site

thedouble

“Freedom always has a price.”

― Persepolis (2007) dir. Marjane Satrapi, Vincent Paronnaud

kabber

quoms

Not one of the most important pieces of evidence against intelligent design, but maybe the one I think about the most frequently, is lead. It's wild that there's a substance that's incredibly easy to obtain even at rudimentary levels of technological development and incredibly easy to work with and incredibly useful for a huge range of purposes and it also poisons and kills you but very slowly! And this is only relevant to humans because other animals can't smelt ore. God's buck wild for this one

quoms

Put it in glass, it makes it better. Put it on ceramics, it makes them better. Put it in paint, it makes it better. Put it in gasoline, it makes it better. Put it on your roof. Put it in your water pipes so much to where you name the entire concept of "plumbing" after it. But watch out lol

your-dewey-decimal-number-is

546.5

lead

akindplace

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

crabussy

(barely holding myself back voice) alright! that's enough tumblr for today! you people astound me! goodbye! goodbye! (waving politely as I gradually float towards the horizon on my raft where I have enough rations to last me maybe 3 days if I'm lucky)