fork you, shirty bench

yee the haw before the haw yees you (played by 234am)

[zacharyfair]

Jenova is a MILP

A Mother I’d Like to Punt

[youlovetoseeit]

fool

[thespaisclosed]

[incorrect-strife-quotes]

Cid: So Cloud, how good are you with technology exactly?

Cloud: I’ve never put a usb in the wrong way.

Cid: [Under his breath] Holy shit...

[captaingrawlix]

time to speedrun cooking

1 minute at 2192° F oughta do it

[director-tuesti]

The reason he’s been quiet since this is that he burned the house down and Shera (lovingly) punted him into the sun.

[captaingrawlix]

hey

they got killer hot wings on the sun so fuck off and die mad about it

[incorrect-final-fantasy]

Cid: What a year this week has been.

Yuffie: It's Monday?

Cid: It sure as hell is.

[incorrect-final-fantasy]

Cid: Need somebody to come crack my back like a glow stick and then dunk my whole ass body into a hot spring like it's a bag of Lipton.

[captaingrawlix]

time to speedrun cooking

1 minute at 2192° F oughta do it

[director-tuesti]

Hojo sent me a text like this once and I have yet to recover.

[captaingrawlix]

just so y’all know, i’ve had a phd in aerospace engineering since i was like, 18. bein a doctor ain’t hot shit, and thats why fucking hojo decided he was gonna be a professor with like 8 phds or some fucking thing like that

i mean, the only thing that many fucking phds proves is that you got too much fucking free time. get some friends you washed out bagel cock

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

Zack, please don’t hide your precious insight in the tags

[captaingrawlix]

yeah, kid, put that shit out there for the rest of us cuz you’re goddamn right

i’m over here pioneering an entire field with my bestie and this fuckin quack is like, “ohhhh i better find out what happens when i inject animals with mako”. they die, you fucking dump truck, that’s what happens.

or you fuck up a perfectly good boy. look at it, it’s got anxiety and a god complex now

[captaingrawlix]

just so y’all know, i’ve had a phd in aerospace engineering since i was like, 18. bein a doctor ain’t hot shit, and thats why fucking hojo decided he was gonna be a professor with like 8 phds or some fucking thing like that

i mean, the only thing that many fucking phds proves is that you got too much fucking free time. get some friends you washed out bagel cock

[captaingrawlix]

… great, now there’s fuckin’ glitter up my ass crack.

[zacharyfair]

sorry sir!

[captaingrawlix]

you’re a menace to society and someone oughta bath bomb you

[captaingrawlix]

... great, now there’s fuckin’ glitter up my ass crack.

[zacharyfair]

@captaingrawlix youre good at electronics and stuff right? ill pay you big money to delete some files

[captaingrawlix]

when in doubt, dump gas on it and burn the motherfucker

[director-tuesti]

CID?????

[captaingrawlix]

whats wrong, mad you didn’t think to bring some marshmallows for the bonfire?

[director-tuesti]

Please don’t burn my things unless you plan on burning the entire ShinRa tower in the process.

Definitely don’t do that. And definitely don’t steal everything from the President’s safe before you do. That’d be bad. I wouldn’t condone that at aaaaaaall.

[captaingrawlix]

oh is your fucking cat up to shit again?

rest sounds like effort. ask wallace or mosey boy, they’re always rarin to get up and at em.

[zacharyfair]

can you also burn his cat for me?

[captaingrawlix]

i’m goin camping nw of rocket town, bring the cat and your own gas

[zacharyfair]

@captaingrawlix youre good at electronics and stuff right? ill pay you big money to delete some files

[captaingrawlix]

when in doubt, dump gas on it and burn the motherfucker

[director-tuesti]

CID?????

[captaingrawlix]

whats wrong, mad you didn’t think to bring some marshmallows for the bonfire?

[director-tuesti]

Please don’t burn my things unless you plan on burning the entire ShinRa tower in the process.

Definitely don’t do that. And definitely don’t steal everything from the President’s safe before you do. That’d be bad. I wouldn’t condone that at aaaaaaall.

[captaingrawlix]

oh is your fucking cat up to shit again?

rest sounds like effort. ask wallace or mosey boy, they’re always rarin to get up and at em.

[zacharyfair]

@captaingrawlix youre good at electronics and stuff right? ill pay you big money to delete some files

[captaingrawlix]

when in doubt, dump gas on it and burn the motherfucker

[director-tuesti]

CID?????

[captaingrawlix]

whats wrong, mad you didn’t think to bring some marshmallows for the bonfire?

[zacharyfair]

@captaingrawlix youre good at electronics and stuff right? ill pay you big money to delete some files

[captaingrawlix]

when in doubt, dump gas on it and burn the motherfucker