hooked

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gil likes this sticker

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harry was umas biggest fumble and ill die on that hill

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i like to headcanon that uma and harry's secret space is the kitchen of ursula's fish and chips where they'd just sit in silence and gil comes over and starts yapping (they love it) and then jonas comes over, and then suddenly uma's whole crew is in the kitchen and there are customers complaining cz their orders r taking too long while uma and her crew r fooling around in the back

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lil angst‼️

after mal came back to the isle and made a joke about uma being "shrimpy" and left, uma immediately went to find harry and sat next to him on the dirty kitchen floor, but refused to cry. Harry swears he's gonna do very bad things to mal for making his girl tear up

harry lends her his hook for the day

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uma's pirate crew x strawhats crossover where the strawhats dock at the isle of the lost and eat at ursulas fish & chips nd sanji lowkey gets baratie flashbacks cz uma's a waiter, a cook, and a bus girl at the same time 😭

someone PLEASE see my vision

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gil: hi, im gil, i'll be ur server for today! I dont even work here but this place is severely under staffed- like did you know uma cooks, cleans, and even waits tables?!

sanji: huh.

luffy: one of everything, please

gil: okay! *sits down on their table* anyway, as i was saying..

*10 min yap session*

harry: GIL! what the hell? Go wait tables!

gil: oh and thats harry-

*ursula's tentacle sweeps gil off his feet*: KEEP IT DOWN!

uma: MOOM!!

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uma's pirate crew x strawhats crossover where the strawhats dock at the isle of the lost and eat at ursulas fish & chips nd sanji lowkey gets baratie flashbacks cz uma's a waiter, a cook, and a bus girl at the same time 😭

someone PLEASE see my vision

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uma: i am the captain, i am the cook, i am the damn swordsman, I DO EVERYTHING IN THIS DAMN SHIP! Next thing i know, im gonna set the sails- No wait, i already do that!!

harry: uma darling-

uma: SHUT UP HARRY!

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do u guys think gil is like uma and harrys little practice kid cz hes always 3rd wheeling? just me? oh okay

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i forgot i have tumblr ohmygosh its been so long HUma fans 🥹

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in a coffee shop, harry orders an americano and uma orders a frappe. The orders come nd they switch cz harry wants to seem cool but cant STAND americanos, but uma likes them

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i was born in the right generation. I love chat gpt and huma

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Gil didn't mean to snoop. He really didn't! He was just putting away some laundry when he opened Harry's drawer, and there it was.

A neat stack of handwritten letters. It was loopy, hard to read, and the ink bled on the cheep paper. But it was nice. It definitely wasn't Harry's handwritting. Gil looked around, then opened the letter, it was short, a proclamation of love.

Then, at the bottom of the paper, Uma

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reblog is yall fw HUma

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Uma backs Harry up in any arguement even tho he's so very clearly in the wrong, and it'll go like;

Harry: And that's why the earth is flat, mate

Uma: WHAT HE SAID!1!1!

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Uma and Harry are physical touch warriors omfg 😭 they be so touchy, it doesnt matter what, when, or where!!

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Uma: One day, I am gonna grow wings (freedom)

Mal: One day, I am gonna grow wings (success)

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Huma but Harry got hit with a love spell, which makes him fall inlove w the first person he sees. But the person that caught his eye in the midst of the crowded and busy isle is Uma 👀🐙🪝