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from my twitter: post mission staying the night at a hotel or something & happy's convinced natsu to send signals but he's going full throttle nd now happy's facing the consequences as lucy's personal stress ball
“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention
Another W for Animorphs! The series ends with them actually being tried at the Hague for breaching the Geneva Convention. The Animorphs are found not guilty because they won the war. They resent the court for not punishing their numerous human rights violations and mass murders.
Wait, why does winning make you not guilty?
I misremembered it as the kids being tried, when it was only their enemy, but yeah, idk man, ask the Animorphs Hague ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
They aren't war criminals because the people who decide who's a war criminal didn't want them to be war criminals. Wonder what lessons we can learn from that :))
Huge plot point in the last book is that one of the main characters has a courtroom breakdown when they're prosecuting the commander of the invading alien army for warcrimes because the defense said 'hey the main character did war crimes too' and it's so bad his best friends/comrades in arms abduct him temporarily to try to convince him that 'no our acts of war were justified because we were defending earth against a hostile invading force' and he's like 'well yeah but we killed innocents and that's still morally indefensible though' and his friends tell him 'well okay be that as it may you need to stop being too depressed to function so we can put the other guy's ass in prison forever'
KA Applegate was on the 'war is hell' train for fuckin decades man
KA Applegate was
on the 'war is hell’ train for
fuckin decades man
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
hits your cervix with my car
beep beep
still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here
PSA: For fan works, reblog and like from OP
Tumblr is rolling out a new reblog/notes system that completely disregards creators. In their new system, they're taking a twitter-style approach where reblogs will have their own notes that DO NOT contribute to the original post's notes.
Because of this, creators will no longer be able to see an accurate display of likes/reblogs/etc. This is completely altering the way feedback and responses to works are going to be received on this website.
If you come across a fan work that you enjoy, please take the extra step to go to OPs original post, and leave your comment/like/reblog there. Or go one step further and send an ask to OP directly to tell them what you liked!
I really hope Tumblr staff reverses course and reverts to the original reblog system for the sake of the large base of creators who use this site to share their works, but until then, please be considerate and make sure the creators here see/feel the love.
to celebrate the ides of march this year tumblr decided to stab its users in the back
OG meme:
Pusheen is married?!?
PUSHEEN HAS BABIES?!?!?
Queen Of Keeping Personal And Professional Lives Seperate
SINCE WHEN IS PUSHEEN A GIRL
an absolute queen. her birthday is febuary 18th
she's Irish
everyone say happy birthday pusheen
tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home
they're called happy trail, love handles, beauty marks for a reason. everyone shut the fuck up!!
ladies and gentlemen the killshot
if you dont know the context, JK Rowling appears in the Epstein files being invited to the pedophile island and in return, invited Epstien to her Harry Potter play, The Cursed Child. while her full name is redacted, she signs her emails with "Jx" like she often signs her tweets, and Epstien calls her "wordsmith", so we know he was talking to 1. an author 2. someone connected to Harry Potter enough to be able to offer an invite to the play 3. someone incredibly wealthy because those are the only people he communicated with 4. SOMEONE WHO SIGNS OFF AS "Jx"
she brushed it off, calling it "silly", then she illegally deleted YEARS of tracking on her yacht. never any threats to sue despite what would be very clear and obvious defamation and libel case if it weren't true, but none of these scumbags will do it because they know it would all be proven TRUE in discovery
this is a woman who has dumped millions of dollars to make the lives of trans people in the UK miserable. she calls us perverts, abusers, and pedophiles. and here she is, visiting pervert pedophile abuse island to do what they do there. truly every accusation is a confession with these devils
This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.
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