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[captainitstoolatetothinkofaname]

Me: 2016 Can't possible get any worse

2016: HOW ABOUT SOME SPOOKY FUCKING CLOWNS

[just-shower-thoughts]

We stay alive by breathing a tree’s shit. A farmer can keep his crops alive by planting them in animal shit. Life’s just just a big pile of shit.

[gifak-net]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Satan punishes bad guys doesn’t that make him a good guy?

[just-shower-thoughts]

Everyone wants a partner that is a great lover, but no one wants to consider how much practice that it took.

[shadowcat]

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

[activityenjoyer]

shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.

[camsfarts-deactivated20150121]

shout out to being naked

[thebestoftumbling]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Instagram would be the perfect name for a drug delivery service

[preaths]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I like how the term “as fuck” is a common unit of measurement.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Sometimes I just want to fall asleep and never wake up. And I don’t mean that in a depressing way. I just really like sleeping.

[captainitstoolatetothinkofaname]

That moment when you find out that you actually have one real follower that’s a real person ( you think). Then calls friend about it and notice that they stopped following you.

[bey]

do you ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when you first heard it

[captainitstoolatetothinkofaname]

In addition all the feeling that was felt at the time

[strongbowdarkfruit]

love yourself so we have something in common

[victini]

You can control white people by giving them cheese

[0ndo]

cheese is so good tho

[victini]

I got one

[dangerous-wilds]

Depression isn’t pretty. But having depression doesn’t make you ugly.

Anxiety is a burden. But having anxiety doesn’t make you a burden.

You aren’t your problems. You deserve respect and patience.

[wonderstruck]

It really drives me insane that I don’t know how people feel about me. Like am I nice??? Am I funny???? Am I mean???? Am I rude??? Am I obnoxious??? Am I dumb???? What am I????????????????????