captain jack sparrow.

❝ there should be a captain   in there somewhere. ❞

[captainjxck]

assxmilate ;

     “You should see the other guy.”

❝ ---- i don’t actually think i want to. ❞

[captainjxck]

                                             [ assxmilate. ]

❝ you look bloody awful, mate.  ❞

[juliastiles]

[captainjxck]

starter call.

like for a starter, since we’re gonna get this ship sailing again.

[captainjxck]

starter call.

like for a starter, since we’re gonna get this ship sailing again.

[captainjxck]

starter call.

like for a starter, since we’re gonna get this ship sailing again.

[dailypotc]

[captainjxck]

                                                  [ PIRATE. ✗ ]

[biochemisted-deactivated2025011]

         ' urgh. no. well, maybe.. slightly. ‘

[captainjxck]

"That's a yes if I've ever heard one."

[titaniumallxy-blog]

“For real? You’re in America, mate.”

[captainjxck]

"Ah! Of course, of course --- America. A word of advice, mate: never drink so much that you forget when and where you are." He's lying through his teeth --- he's from the early 1700s, which roughly translate into no America even existed. 

[captainjxck]

Awkward. Starter Sentences

"You’re welcome."

“It’s like kissing my brother/sister!”

“Why haven’t we ever hooked up?”

"You’ve got crazy-eyes..”

“I think I’m really in to her.”

“I’m surrounded by children.”

“It’s just really hard when someone you care about moves on before you do.”

"..I'm also gay."

“Have you read my blog? My life is a mess.”

“Truth is, I can’t hate someone I don’t care about.”

“You’re never gonna be alone, okay? You’ve got me.”

“In case you were wondering, I’m calling from hell.”

"Friends... With benefits."

“You don’t know what it’s like to be surrounded by all of the girls who can eat everything and do everything and they’re perfect!”

“You have nice abs... I get it!”

"I thought I was okay with seeing other people, but I'm not."

“As your best friend, it’s my job to embarrass you.”

“Figure out what you want, because I’m tired of being your secret.”

“I fucked your girlfriend!”

“Thank you for being my hero.”

“If you drink enough wine it tastes like love.”

“I don’t need your blessing, we’re not together anymore.”

[titaniumallxy-blog]

“No, you don’t say? It’s New York, genius.”

[captainjxck]

"Right --- New York. Refresh my memory, mate -- what country am I in?"

[icangohotter]

"No, I’m not— what makes you think I was calling you a con?”

[captainjxck]

"You inquired as to the whereabouts of a con, and to a perfect stranger at that."

[ruinofhumanity-deactivated20150]

She turned to the stranger with a glare. Here she was bearing her simple black cloak to hide her wings, but Iolai always had several ornate rings on her pale fingers. Each one being infinitely precious to her. "Do you honestly think you can steal the rings from my fingers?”

[captainjxck]

 "Well, to tell you the truth, I had planned on it. But seeing that you're rather irate over it, I'm going to go ahead and back myself up a few paces before making a daring escape -- leaving you with your rings and me, well, alive."

[icangohotter]

"There some kind of con going on that I don’t know about?"

[captainjxck]

"---Con? Are you calling me a con? That's horribly rude of you. You ought to be nicer to people you do not know, mate."

[captainjxck]

If he's smooth enough, he can reach out and grab  the thing that's caught his eye -- a thing also attached to a person -- and take it, and the person will be none  the wiser. Just another centimeter ----

[valdreyri-archive]

     ”That may be so, had I known I’d be meeting you this day I would have dressed appropriately… perhaps a blouse.” The creature stepped backwards, distancing the stranger and his beloved hat that bit further. Loki turned on his heels, eyes cast skyward towards the hat perched upon his head as his grin grew ever broader.

     He was not going to return it in a hurry, perhaps a few more minutes would suffice.

[captainjxck]

With every step Loki took back, Jack took one forward; he'd once lost that hat to the belly of the Kraken, and he was not losing it to this man. For the moment, he remained quiet -- until he processed the entirety of the man's words.                                                                                  "It's not a blouse."