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@captainjxmeshook
-raises her eyebrow out of intrigue- I don’t believe we have. I’m Sonya George. Though most just call me Shego. I guessing the Jolly is a boat and that you weren’t promoted through the Navy ranks…
Pleasant to meet you, Shego. Yes, she’s a boat. Though I probably wouldn’t oppose to joining to Navy some day.
In all ways, you mean.
-a small smirk appeared on his face- You’ll never get me to admit it.
Yeah I really did chug a whole milkshake in ten seconds I know impressive.
Hopefully you won’t get sick, love. But you’re right, it was quite impressive.
Thank you! It’s not even that important, it’s a matter of principle, y’know? You don’t let people get away with taking your things, it’s not okay. [he shrugged]
I like the way you think, mate. Someone tries to steal something from ya, make ‘em walk the plank, or something like that.
Nope, I’m Ariel.
Oh, sorry, love. I was talking about my mate, who’s right behind you. He’s trying to flirt with that poor girl over there.
That’s your fault for watching… And anyway, the little shit ate my ring, and I wasn’t waiting for it to come out the other end.. it’s just a matter of.. where [He mumbles, moving his fingers around the frog carcass] I think I got it! [he laughs, pulling the silver ring out and putting it back on his middle finger, still covered in mucus.]
... Congrats on getting your ring back, mate.
Well don’t think too hard. I don’t want you to hurt that pretty little head of yours.
Already decided. I like you. -he gives her a charming smile- I don’t believe we’ve met before. James Hook, captain of the Jolly Roger. And you, love?
Just trying to figure a way to save my mate from embarrassing himself. His flirting technique is just like his grades- horrible.
Try not to stare... Kidding– I’m kidding! What’s up? Why’re ya lookin’ at me like that? Is there something on my face?
No- just one of my mates trying to flirt with that poor girl over there. Smee can’t flirt to save his life.
Can I help you?
Hm? -he looked at Mulan- Sorry love, I was talking about my mate over there. He’s been trying to flirt with that girl for the past hour and is failing miserably at it.
Oh goodness. [she scoops pascal up, placing him on her head] I’m so sorry.
It’s alright, love. He’s actually kind of cute, in some way.
And a smelly bloke with a nasty personality and a higher chance of gettin’ scurvy. I mean–[coughs obnoxiously loud] Goodness, my allergies.
-his eyes narrowed slightly- Careful with your words, mate. Isn’t time for you to take a nap with the other kiddies?
[mumbles under his breath] Too bad that’s a lie…[clears his throat] Y’know, stranger, I like bein’ my age. It’s a lot of fun–besides, I wouldn’t wanna end up all old, smelly, gross, and rude like you anyhow.
I believe that you mean tough, tall, handsome, and a good captain to his crew, pipsqueak. -he grinned at his crew- Right, boys? -the crew of fifteen men cheered for their captain, lifting up their mugs of beer in the air-
I was gonna and then I thought why should I? I was here first. [raises a curious eyebrow] I don’t think it’s that–but I’m not bitin’ my tongue, you’re not the boss of me. [walks over to his beach chair and takes a seat with a huff]
Oh, right, how could I have forgotten? This is more that the women love. -losing his interest on the boy, he returned his attention to his crew and talked about ways to improve the Jolly Roger when he heard the huff from the boy- No need to huff, kiddo. You’ll become a true man some day. Maybe not today, nor tomorrow, but someday.
Excuse me, there is no need for name callin’. Plus, I was here first, so youuuu can go saunter off with your smelly crew and you, mister, needs a shower. You smell like fish and that’s not very pleasin’ to the nose, mate.
Weren’t you the one who just said that he was going to walk away before, hm? Considering the fact that most of the women on this island tend to dig the fish and ocean smell, especially when the scent is on the Captain of the Jolly Roger, I suggest you bite your tongue.
“So I bought some homework with me during Summer vacation, okay? God forbid anyone should want to willingly further their education.”
“I’m not against one furthering their education, love... But we are in Hawaii. Take some time off and enjoy it for a little bit. Perhaps an half hour would suffice?”
Well, I’m just gonna walk away ‘cos you’re not very nice and I don’t like not nice people.
I didn’t wake up today to be nice to a curly haired, tonedeaf, vexatious shrimp. So please, for the sake of mine and my crew’s ears, saunter off now.
