deep breath

isnt exsisting exciting? we're happening now. it's miraculous

[tikkety-tok]

[delphinidin4]

[jamesniall]

HERE, HAVE A JOKE IN SPANISH:

“-sabe inglés?

-si

-como se dice ”un zapato” en inglés?

-a shoe

-salud

-gracias”

[readingatthedisco]

information about this horrific shooting

what happened?

-Omar Mateen acted alone in shooting over 100 people at Pulse, a gay nightclub in Orlando, Florida at 2am Sunday morning

-Omar had a 3 hour standoff with police, and was eventually shot dead

-50 were killed, 53 were injured

-this is the worst mass shooting America has seen

-this is the worst act of terrorism since 9/11

-police say Omar was organized and well prepared

-he was armed with an assault rifle, a handgun and an unspecified “device”

-this was an act of terror and hate

things to remember.

-it was latin night last night at Pulse

-the night was being hosted by trans women of color

-do not erase the fact that this was a hate crime against people in the lgbt+ community

-be respectful to the families affected by this tragedy

-some people could have been outed if they were killed or injured

-Omar’s father has stated that Omar was indeed homophobic and became angry after seeing two men kissing

-this shooting had nothing to do with religion

-here are some tweets about this tragedy from various people

-support everyone in this time of need. please

-there have been threats on other places such as the LA pride parade. please be careful.

what can i do to help?

-blood banks in Orlando are at capacity - if you wish to donate, schedule an appointment for later this week

-when the blood banks are no longer full, they will need O-, O+, and AB plasma

-donors must be over the age of 16, healthy, and weigh over 100 pounds

-oneblood has not lifted its ban on lgbt+ men giving blood

-oneblood is in need of water, juice, snacks, and fruit for those donating (drop them off here)

-here is a check-in page to help people locate friends and family

-family hotline: [phone]

-for emergency blood donations:

Orlando West Michigan Donor Center

345 W Michigan Street, Ste. 106, Orlando, FL 32806

Orlando Main Donor Center

8669 Commodity Circle,  Orlando, FL 32819

Oviedo Donor Center

1954 W. State Road 426, Oviedo, FL 32765

-bloodmobile locations:

Asbury United Methodist Church 220 West Horatio Ave. Maitland, FL 32751

St. Luke’s United Methodist Church 4851 S. Apopka Vineland Rd. Orlando, FL 32819

Metro Church 1491 East State Rd. 434 Winter Springs, FL 32708

-there is a gofundme now set up for the victims and their families

-you can donate to Orlando hospitals here

-The Center is an lgbt+ organization and is accepting donations here

-Orlando Youth Alliance is and lgbt+ organization and is accepting donations here

-how to contact representatives about gun control

if you need to talk.

-The Trevor Project: always open, for lgbt+ youth. call them at 1-866-488-7386.

-Trans Lifeline: for transgender people. call them at US: [phone] or  Canada: [phone]

-Scarleteen: text them at [phone]

to the lgbt+ community: i love you so much. i am here for you. you deserve to live. stay strong. stay safe.

[90svirgin]

Taking a sip of alcohol before your 21 like

[cyberneticpredacat-archive]

[ryouseiteki]

I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND

[qui-fait-ta-rose-si-importante]

I’m just reblogging this because my dad didn’t believe it existed.

[maribopuppy-deactivated20161002]

IT

HAS

RETURNED

[dlie]

Well I spent way too much time on this thing that I should have.

But I really liked the idea of a sand gardian.

POSEIDON QUIVER BEFORE HIM!

[dlie]

Reposting because I had forgot the most important detail

Thanks again Katiestrophic for the inspiration

[official-daft-punk-deactivated2]

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

[thelarrypower-deactivated201612]

CRYING SO FCKING MUCH

[omarthegrouch-deactivated201609]

When I see folks didn’t like Deadpool, I’m like whatever. People like different things. I don’t even like Deadpool as a character but the movie was dope. Anyway, if you didn’t like it because it was short or it felt cheap and underdeveloped, that’s because it was. It was kinda set up to fail. They were given the greenlight the way an impatient parent says ‘fine you can have a dog but if it pisses on the rug, I’m gonna shoot it.’ They had less than a year to complete the movie and were given a budget of 58 million when the average superhero movie budget is between $150-250 million. AND Fox had the nerve to take money out of the budget so they had to write around the money. So Deadpool only having a few bullets? Budget. Forgetting his guns in the car so he can’t use them in the final fight? Budget. Only 2 low profile X-men around, one of which had never been seen before? Budget. And they still managed to make crazy amounts of money and break all kinds of records. I just feel like it’s worth knowing whether you like it or not because I ended up liking the movie a lot more after knowing what they were working against. Deadpool is like the indie movie of this superhero shit

[soulsthatknow]

I am really interested in these tag posts so here is another

the cry baby love see ha happy perfect

[andhumanslovedstories]

I love Sam and Bucky’s pissy little relationship so much, it sustains me, it ascends me, every time Bucky kicks the back of Sam’s seat and pretends it was an accident, a stress wrinkle disappears from my face and appears on Sam’s

[andhumanslovedstories]

“Sorry, man,” Sam says as he keeps jamming his seat back into Bucky’s, “I don’t know why this keeps happening.”

“No problem, bro,” Bucky replies, trying to roundhouse kick while still safely buckled up. “It happens, bro.”

“Haha, buddy,” Sam says reclining straight into Bucky’s lap because this is the only way he is allowed to headbutt Bucky in the dick. “We’re so clumsy.”

“Haha,” Bucky replies, his eye gently twitching.

“It’s weird you guys are saying ‘haha’ aloud instead of just laughing,” Steve says, but no one is listening to him. He is very incidental to this car ride. There are two nemeses growing in this car. They are going to meet at some point on a plain during a thunderstorm. They’re going to die at each other’s hands, or at the very least Bucky is gonna drink Sam’s last Gatorade and Sam is gonna leave a very passive-aggressive note for him to find.

[franzkafkagf]

If your family ever feels dysfunctional just remember that Anakin was obsessed over Padme for literally ten years and then he choked her when she was pregnant with twins thus killing her. The twins made out with each other and the guy who killed the teacher of the boy chopped the boys hand off to reveal later that he is actually his father. The father literally dies 5 minutes after he learned that he has a daughter. Then the girl marries a guy who clearly has a romantic relationship with his spaceship, then their son turns out to have a boner for his grandfather and kills his dad.

[chipper671740-deactivated202006]

@solovalker you left out the part where the girl’s husband besides being in love with his spaceship also has a lot of sexual tension going on with his new wife’s long lost twin

[spacepunkstevie]

The only way I’ll accept the hydracap story line to play out is:

Steve’s busy being a nazi when Bucky goes to check on him and bucky’s like “wtf the fuck”

So he’s like “steve no” and steve’s like “steve yes” and Bucky’s like “that’s only funny when you’re a good guy doing reckless things and not a NAZI doing NAZI THINGS” and steve’s like “(ง'̀-‘́)ง” because he’s a dick now

but Bucky can win this

because Bucky’s got a secret weapon

an assassin you know and love who’s unafraid to step in

he’s constantly confusing, confounding the marvel henchmen

EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA’S FAVOURITE FIGHTING TRASH CAN

Deadpool

so he goes to deadpool like “you know that thing you do where you break the fourth wall or w/e” and deadpool’s like “yeah?”

“can i use it for a bit?”

so they go off and fight the marvel writers (with swords) and then destroy the new issues (with fire) and then they go to see steve and steve hugs them all and he’s crying and thanking them for saving his characterisation

and then they go out for ice cream or something

[polytropic-liar]

Okay this is all A+ but I’m reblogging for AMERICAS FAVORITE FIGHTING TRASH CAN

[symbioticsimplicity]

This is it. This is literally the ONLY way I would ever accept this.

[dailydaveeddiggs]

Greg: “What’d I miss?” Daveed: “Haaaaaaa……..EVERYTHING.”

[floralgaysthetic]

Listen

[natchioss-archived]

‘sometimes we would have this alter ego which was on set, because he’s all like (deep voice) winter soldier and then it was like (high voice) WIENER SOLDIER’

[plantationmasterpoison]

Black Panther did to Civil War what Nicki Minaj did to Monster. 

[alexisthenedd]

[nicasiosilang]

THIS IS A MASTERPIECE 

[stele3]

Okay, I just rapped this under my breath and YES IT WORKS.

[broadwayreprise]

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Leslie Odom Jr performing Without You from Rent at the 2016 Obie Awards.