Alright

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[mountainchickadeej]

[generationexorcist]

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Your honor in my defense I am simply a little rascal

[computationalcalculator]

love how quickly people side with a literal scooby doo villain

[bisexualseraphim]

ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

[titiadocigarro]

[grimeclown]

[penelopepitstopp]

Had a go at some Taskmaster x The Onion headlines, inspired by these posts 1, 2, from the original mastermind @pandaroboto

[achesspiece]

is that simple task bothering you queen

[naughtylilotter]

[goatsorcery]

im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!

an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.

“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids

[turnways]

[goodflagshadows-deactivated2023]

I love this man so much

[correctopinionhaver]

[cat-cosplay]

Guillermeow de la Cruz

[nadjasnandor]

wwdits + text posts

[thickness-protection-program]

Always in a constant state of "hmm maybe I wasn't as normal in that conversation as I thought I was"

[kosmogrl]

[konoko]

[neonstatic]

[ID: Text cropped from a Tiktok that says, "me debating if i should continue my healing journey or go insane" End ID]

[fancyson]

one thing you need to know about me is that i am constantly having insane galaxy genius ancient greek philosopher level thoughts about everything ever all the time but before leaving my mouth they get filtered through seven layers of autism and come out sounding like a youtube comment made by a nine year old

[fancyson]

[starlightomatic]

do fish ever get to repent? or are they doomed to swim around forever bearing the sins we have tossed to them to consume over the many years?

[starlightomatic]

[noir-renard]

[starlightomatic]