It's basic physics

Hey, So this is basically a blog for me to be a nerd and write minty fanfic. send me prompts and i'll get round to it :) Hope you're having a good day PROMPTS TO COMPLETE - idek lots

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My merlin and Arthur had babies

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Anyone have any 'Arthur gets banished by Uther for some reason' Merthur fic recs?

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It is genuinely very funny watching anti-zutara people losing their absolute shit over the new trailer and how disgusted they are that 'Zutara is happening in the live action."

Like babes...it was just a trailer?? We saw .1 second of them (possibly) standing *near* eachother.

I ship zutara and i still have 0 doubt that Kataang will be the endgame even in the live action. Why do y'all think about zutara more than us stans do 😅

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I really feel like BBC Merlin missed a trick by not having a 2 parter episode in like season 3 or so where Merlin and Arthur go looking for some like... time travel esque magical artifact that Uther wants to destroy before anyone else can get their hands on it

And there's a moment like in 'The Disir' where Arthurs asking about Merlins opinion on Magic about whether to like..destroy the artifact or save it idk

But long story short Merlin reveals his Magic to Arthur and Arthurs wary but theres hyjinks happening and so they work together and we actually get some proper 'merlin and arthur fighting together at full power' moments and just!!! Arthur accepting Merlin.

But then because they didnt destroy the artifact or whatever things start going all messed up and like it becomes clear that bad things or like Merlin WILL die or something if they leave things as they are and so Arthur like finally breaks the artifact despite Merlin like begging him not too and Arthur knowsss he wont remember the same way Merlin will so is like "Magic cannot have a place in Camelot right now but one day it will and i Need you to be there to see it. So please lie to me. Just for a little longer" And sends them both back to before Merlin told and Merlin has to pick the 'dont tell Arthur'option knowing it'll once again push him further into hating magic and !!!

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Annnnnyyyyone interested in letting me rant at them about my fic idea for a season 2 canon divergence Merthur fic while i try to work out the plot 😇😅

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Once again desperate for a fic (probably set around season 4) where Merlin, Arthur and the Knights of Camelot end up stumbling across a play about them (ala ember island players atla) while returning from a quest and are skmehow talked into going by Gwaine.

And the play is awful. The acting is terrible. There are SO many liberties taken but also...its surprising how much they got right. Including Merlins magic and at first Arthur finds it funny (and mildly insulting that these people rrally think his manservant saved him so many times in so many ridiculous ways) but then he starts to connect the dots and is furious that

1) merlin has magic and has hid it from him for so long

2) he only figured it out because of an awful play

And when he confronts Merlin about it during the intermission Merlins still lying and points out all the things wrong with the play

Like how Play!gwaine is portrayed by a woman and has ended every scene shes in by propositioning one of the other cast. (Gwaine loves his portrayal)

And play!Leon is always wearing a maids dress under his armor (real Leons like i only wore a dress once to escape Morgana :( this isnt fair)

And how of course most ridiculous of all play!Arthur is in love with play!merlin.

Meanwhile Arthur used that little fact as one of the pieces of 'oh shit they know more avout us than they should so maybe theyre right about merlin being a sorcerer" so hes like

Uh yeah..wild 👁👄👁 i guess you dont have magic aha anyway should we go? Now?

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Need more "Arthur finds out about Merlins magic and after some angst is like okay well i gotta protect my boy from daddy dearest and is stuck suffering through magical hyjinks and shenanigans absolutely losing his mind with worry" merthur fics please and thank you

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SCRUBS 3.09 • My Dirty Secret (Deleted Scene)

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are these real deleted scenes? these can't be real lol

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If anyone has any Jdox fic recs please send thwm my way because i do not understand fanfic.net/wattpad/livejournal but i fear that Scrubs predates ao3 and i might be missing some classics

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oh I know Perry would hate to be edited with this song, so I enjoyed it more. dedicated to the writers of jdox ao3 🙂‍↕️

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Watching house MD for the first time ever and im almost at the season 1 final and ship quite literally everyone but House and Cameron why are they doing this to me

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your new name is the name your parents almost picked for you, how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

different gender

i don't know it/my parents didn't have that issue

results

Voting ended onMar 6

I'm either Bartholomew or Mariette 💀

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Fellas i wqs almost Tyranny because my mum thought it sounded pretty 😭

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Kate and Anthony coming home to introduce their baby to the family only to find out Eloise has declared herself a spinster, Hyacinth is fighting with Eloise, Violets having 'tea', Colin and Penelope are fucking in carriages in broad daylight, Francesca's going non verbal around her husbands beloved cousin and Benedicts obsessed with the new maid to the point hes covered Anthonys office in drawings of her where for some reason she doesnt have a face??

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Is this a safe place to admit that I didnt notice Hazel had a limb difference in her first scenes so when she showed up at the Bridgerton house I had a horrified second where I thought that the dude from the house cut off her hand as punishment after Sophie and Benedict left only to be like "oh thank god" when i realised that im an unobservant idiot.

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Fellas can someone please send me some book 2 era Zutara fics I am begging

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A week ago I wanted John dead and gone but now I'm here BEGGING for a supremely fucked up Stockholm syndrome plot for him and Mack. Give me completely unhinged behaviour I am clawing at the walls

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John hiding from the police and all the villagers