Captain Noddle

Next person who calls me Captain Noodle will be abandoned on the nearest planet, moon, or asteroid (if I really don’t like you). ~~~ (Interests include but are not limited to: Project Hail Mary, Ryan Gosling, Batfam, Supernatural)

[imfloatingwhatthe]

Being comforted by a rock after being picked up by a loser nerd from the most traumatic experience of your life.. it's gotta be a first

[potejto-potato]

Names...

It's funny how some names survive when others don't.

I had a strong vision for this one.

[yourdeargatsby]

courtland gentry post gray man

[captainnoddle]

[yourdeargatsby]

technically grace just died

[captainnoddle]

Bro was not about to be outshined by his siblings 😔😔

[yourdeargatsby]

Go big or go home ahh

[captainnoddle]

Hehehe well one of those isn’t happening 😂😂💀

[captainnoddle]

[yourdeargatsby]

technically grace just died

[captainnoddle]

Bro was not about to be outshined by his siblings 😔😔

[tearsofaraptor]

watching Grace’s logs be like:

[racoonunderthebridge]

incorrect quotes that i made as a peace offering

I think my previous post gave some people too much angst sooooo.... I'm restoring my reputation as a clown

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Claire: fluorine, uranium, carbon, kalium! Colt: ??? Court: what? Ryland: offended inhale Claire Miranda Fitzroy! That is not the language we use! Colt and Court: ???????

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Ryland at college: Oh, weed? Cool, gimme! Some pills? Two more, please! Some weird stuff the guys in the corner were sniffing? Sign me in! years later Ryland at school as a teacher: I took two ibuprofen and now I can hear Petrova line…

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Jody: COLT MARTINEZ SEAVERS!!! Colt: okay Google, how to leave country in two seconds or less… Jody: SEAVERS!!! If you won't bring your ass here right this instance I will personally make sure you'll never leave the house! And there will be no more stunts for you!!! Colt: pure panic

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Claire: Why are you lying on the floor? Court, who slipped on a little puddle of water that he was trying to wipe off: I was poisoned…

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Simon: So… nice to meet you. I guess… Jody: looks him up and down Couldn't you find something better? Colt and Ryland: Jody! Jody: Seriously, what did you find in him? He's a trash panda that can't keep his sleep schedule and constantly forgets about safety measures… Colt: … Ryland: … Simon: … Simon: You're officially my best friend now. Can we compare tactics for keeping these idiots alive? Jody: With pleasure!

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Claire: states at Colt Colt: What??? What do you want??? Claire: … Claire: I'll give you this red rock if you will tell Court that I didn't fail math test. Colt: … Colt: Add a blue one and we have a deal.

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Ryland: So, how's the meeting went? Rocky: Good good good. Nothing interesting. Adrian: Rocky call mayor waste of minerals and left meeting early, statement! Rocky: Mayor deserve, statement! Mayor rude rude rude, statement! Ryland: flashbacks of Denmark Oh…

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3 am Colt: half asleep walks into the kitchen for water Colt: freezes Ryland: sits on the table with his papers and pens all over the place Colt: D-did you-… Ryland: I made a coffee out of energy drink… Colt: … Ryland: I CaN hEaR cOlOrS aNd SeE sOuNdS oF aStRoPhAgES! Colt: COURT!!!

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Court: Whatcha doin' here, kiddo? Claire: I'm trying to figure out *<insert something really scientific and really hard for pronunciation>* for my fanfic. I want to add some drama. Court, who understood only preposition: Ah. I see…

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Adrian: I'm a polite eridian, but thanks all forces above no one can read minds!

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Colt: during gunfire Why do you have so many enemies?!?! Court: clicking his gun I'm very sociable and I'm a soul of the company. Colt: Then why are they trying to kill us?!?! Court: I never said the company was nice.

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Ryland: I can't throw him out of my mind… Rocky: Rocky Grace can throw him out of window. Ryland: … Ryland: Well, that might work.

[karamelnstuff]

I wonder who first taught Ryland how to ride a bike? Colt or Court?

was imagining Ryland trying to learn to ride on court's big ass bike because they couldn't afford a new one.

[captainnoddle]

Ooooh here’s what I’m picturing:

Colt found an old blue bike someone left out on the curb for trash, and Court helped him replace the tire. From there on he was riding his new bike everywhere.

Obviously Ryland was very jealous and wanted to ride a bike too.

First, Colt tried to teach him with his own bike but was unsuccessful and probably made bike riding more scary.

Ryland sulks, Colt gives up and rides off somewhere down the park trail.

Court manages to coax Ryland back into learning how to ride. (I love the idea of him having to use Court’s bike!)

As soon as Ryland finally gets the hang of it, he swerves to avoid hitting a toad and ends up in a pond.

[captainnoddle]

lil self-reflection

Honestly, I was wary of watching PHM at first. Context: I saw that it included an alien that was spider-shaped, and I have arachnophobia.

A phobia is severe when it disrupts your daily life. One way it can do this is through fear generalization. 

Fear generalization is when a fear jumps from something specific to a whole lot of other related things. So spiders -> bugs with legs -> anything with vaguely spider-like legs. 

But I think that the fact that I was able to watch and enjoy PHM and love Rocky as a character shows how much I’ve grown. I still have arachnophobia, but it’s no longer controlling my life to the same extent.  Because old me wouldn’t have been able to enjoy the movie in the same way.

[3motionally3xhausted]

Coltland Gentry AU my beloved (bonus Rocky & Stratt)

[captainnoddle]

[galacticsabc]

I don't even know the tone of this comic. Is it funny? is it sad? is it both? who knows!

[athenaaa-zip]

what did bruce do? 👀 (wrong answers only)

my first time making an animatic! this was so much fun to make! i made myself laugh so much while drawing and editing this 😂 the original audio was only 20-ish seconds long, and i snipped and stitched it piece by piece to fit the 80+ frames i ended up having. you’re welcome 😌

i was watching malcolm in the middle and suddenly got possessed by the mental image of bruce wayne having the exact same parenting instincts as hal. specifically, the kind of parenting instincts that lead to outsourcing accountability and bribing your kids to take the fall for whatever stupid crime you committed against alfred. tim making questionable negotiations also seems like a very so-smart-he-reverted-back-to-stupid kind of tim thing to do

anyways, this was such a silly joke and bruce and the bat sons are just silly blobs

hope the $10 was worth it, timmy 🫡

here are some of my favorite frames, featuring bruce wayne with the parenting instincts of hal:

more art nonsense to come! → ig: athenaaa.zip

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[captainnoddle]

Grace was not An Impostor.

2 Impostors Remain.

[snazzyscarf]

[racoonunderthebridge]

Some stupid memes for my own giggling

And i abused my brother's Netflix acc so hard and yet still the pics' quality is bad.... I wanna cry...

[captainnoddle]

Sooo I dropped young Jason Todd and Tim Drake in the backrooms...

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), The Backrooms - Anonymous on /x/ Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Tim Drake & Jason Todd Characters: Tim Drake (DCU), Jason Todd Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - The Backrooms, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Psychological Horror, Level 0 | The Lobby | Threshold (The Backrooms), Jason Todd is Robin, Kid Tim Drake (DCU), Kid Jason Todd, Tim Drake & Jason Todd Bonding, Tim Drake Needs a Hug (DCU), Jason Todd Needs A Hug, Mentioned Bruce Wayne, Angst, Stalker Tim Drake (DCU)

Summary:

Jason put his hand on the kid's shoulder. He was maybe what, 10? Two or three years younger than him? “We’re goin’ to be okay, okay Tim?”

Tim nodded, eyes glossy. “Yeah. We are. Because you’re Robin!” The kid- Tim- smiled and tilted his camera up. “And I’m sure Batman’s not far behind.”

Robin nodded. “Yeah, ‘cause he’ll follow my tracker and find us that way.”

Tim peeked over his shoulder, down a corridor of yellow. He looked back at Jason.

~~~ Or: Robin (Jason Todd) and Tim Drake both end up in the backrooms together.

At least they're not alone.