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@captainnotfirstmate
killers and renegades, liars and thieves, welcome!
i am jonny d'ville, your humble captain (NOT first mate dont listen to gunpowder)! i currently use he/xey/aem pronouns but it's bound to change eventually. came on this hell of a site (as i've seen and heard of it) for fun! hoping to find something to distract me from the utterly terrible life of being stuck with these people.. (/lh)
i do hope to see you around, stowaways!
get bitten
I do not think I will? That dipshit Jonny bites me enough. No matter how much mercury poisoning he gets, he never learns his lesson.
in my defense. chomp. fuckin om nom.
You do not have to resort to cannibalism for Everything. It's not even really cannibalism. Just don't eat people. Or at least not people whose blood will kill you.
fucking make me
not my fault people taste good. idiots should taste worse if they dont wanna be eaten
How the hell do I taste good I am more metal than flesh.
jokes on you i like the taste of metal. ha. fuck you. don't even care what kind of metal. i licked Brian once and i'd do it again
And yet you keep complaining of dying from mercury poisoning. I might have a theory to give Ivy: The pure amount of mercury you've ingested has led to hallucinations, such as you thinking you're the captain.
yeah because it tastes GOOD so why does it KILL ME
if deadly why yummy amirite
anyway fuck you i don't have hallucinations. i am the captain actually i think you're lying to yourself
Ashes outranks you.
FUCK OFF
leaving. getting drunk with tim again. fuck you
If you drink all of my vodka again I am going to have Aurora trap you in your room for at least a decade.
evil. fine.
i stole like a dozen bottles of whiskey-adjacent from the last planet we were on so i won't be taking any of your precious fuckin vodka anyway
Not evil for asking you not to take my shit. If you weren't such an ass maybe I'd give you some.
...
no comment. you're being mean to me.
get bitten
I do not think I will? That dipshit Jonny bites me enough. No matter how much mercury poisoning he gets, he never learns his lesson.
in my defense. chomp. fuckin om nom.
You do not have to resort to cannibalism for Everything. It's not even really cannibalism. Just don't eat people. Or at least not people whose blood will kill you.
fucking make me
not my fault people taste good. idiots should taste worse if they dont wanna be eaten
How the hell do I taste good I am more metal than flesh.
jokes on you i like the taste of metal. ha. fuck you. don't even care what kind of metal. i licked Brian once and i'd do it again
And yet you keep complaining of dying from mercury poisoning. I might have a theory to give Ivy: The pure amount of mercury you've ingested has led to hallucinations, such as you thinking you're the captain.
yeah because it tastes GOOD so why does it KILL ME
if deadly why yummy amirite
anyway fuck you i don't have hallucinations. i am the captain actually i think you're lying to yourself
Ashes outranks you.
FUCK OFF
leaving. getting drunk with tim again. fuck you
If you drink all of my vodka again I am going to have Aurora trap you in your room for at least a decade.
evil. fine.
i stole like a dozen bottles of whiskey-adjacent from the last planet we were on so i won't be taking any of your precious fuckin vodka anyway
get bitten
I do not think I will? That dipshit Jonny bites me enough. No matter how much mercury poisoning he gets, he never learns his lesson.
in my defense. chomp. fuckin om nom.
You do not have to resort to cannibalism for Everything. It's not even really cannibalism. Just don't eat people. Or at least not people whose blood will kill you.
fucking make me
not my fault people taste good. idiots should taste worse if they dont wanna be eaten
How the hell do I taste good I am more metal than flesh.
jokes on you i like the taste of metal. ha. fuck you. don't even care what kind of metal. i licked Brian once and i'd do it again
And yet you keep complaining of dying from mercury poisoning. I might have a theory to give Ivy: The pure amount of mercury you've ingested has led to hallucinations, such as you thinking you're the captain.
yeah because it tastes GOOD so why does it KILL ME
if deadly why yummy amirite
anyway fuck you i don't have hallucinations. i am the captain actually i think you're lying to yourself
Ashes outranks you.
FUCK OFF
leaving. getting drunk with tim again. fuck you
get bitten
I do not think I will? That dipshit Jonny bites me enough. No matter how much mercury poisoning he gets, he never learns his lesson.
in my defense. chomp. fuckin om nom.
You do not have to resort to cannibalism for Everything. It's not even really cannibalism. Just don't eat people. Or at least not people whose blood will kill you.
fucking make me
not my fault people taste good. idiots should taste worse if they dont wanna be eaten
How the hell do I taste good I am more metal than flesh.
jokes on you i like the taste of metal. ha. fuck you. don't even care what kind of metal. i licked Brian once and i'd do it again
And yet you keep complaining of dying from mercury poisoning. I might have a theory to give Ivy: The pure amount of mercury you've ingested has led to hallucinations, such as you thinking you're the captain.
yeah because it tastes GOOD so why does it KILL ME
if deadly why yummy amirite
anyway fuck you i don't have hallucinations. i am the captain actually i think you're lying to yourself
get bitten
I do not think I will? That dipshit Jonny bites me enough. No matter how much mercury poisoning he gets, he never learns his lesson.
in my defense. chomp. fuckin om nom.
You do not have to resort to cannibalism for Everything. It's not even really cannibalism. Just don't eat people. Or at least not people whose blood will kill you.
fucking make me
not my fault people taste good. idiots should taste worse if they dont wanna be eaten
How the hell do I taste good I am more metal than flesh.
jokes on you i like the taste of metal. ha. fuck you. don't even care what kind of metal. i licked Brian once and i'd do it again
get bitten
I do not think I will? That dipshit Jonny bites me enough. No matter how much mercury poisoning he gets, he never learns his lesson.
in my defense. chomp. fuckin om nom.
You do not have to resort to cannibalism for Everything. It's not even really cannibalism. Just don't eat people. Or at least not people whose blood will kill you.
fucking make me
not my fault people taste good. idiots should taste worse if they dont wanna be eaten
get bitten
I do not think I will? That dipshit Jonny bites me enough. No matter how much mercury poisoning he gets, he never learns his lesson.
in my defense. chomp. fuckin om nom.
Hey, first mate. Didn't know you were on here. Not shocked. Nerd.
ay fuck off nastya. i'll shoot your ass. again. fuck you
not even gonna comment on the first mate thing. it's in my name dipshit. CAPTAIN. not "fiRsT mAtE"
sup first mate
piss off
sup captain
stars finally someone with some fuckin respect
hi
leettle first mate hillow
that's captain to you asshat
hillow theear
not another one
at least ur makin it slightly easier
leettle jahonny
hillow
this gave me a stroke trying to read
uhhh hey ig
tally fuckin ho captain how ya doin
fuckin' tim tried to shoot my head off (again) so in pain but good cause he missed n it was funny
hit my fuckin arm tho, dunno how he managed
there’s a one eyed jack here now
just a fyi
fuck
no one get that fuck anywhere near me or i will start killing (more than usual)
hey captain,
you doing okay?
honestly no one is but
i dont? know? i think?
there’s a one eyed jack here now
just a fyi
fuck
no one get that fuck anywhere near me or i will start killing (more than usual)
