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peepers

peepers?? like, eyes?

wait so did you kill carmilla?

asking for *hides space police badge* ...reasons

*looks at spolice badge*

what kinda... reasons?

Hey, first mate. Didn't know you were on here. Not shocked. Nerd.

ay fuck off nastya. i'll shoot your ass. again. fuck you

not even gonna comment on the first mate thing. it's in my name dipshit. CAPTAIN. not "fiRsT mAtE"

sup first mate

piss off

sup captain

stars finally someone with some fuckin respect

hi

leettle first mate hillow

that's captain to you asshat

hillow theear

not another one

at least ur makin it slightly easier

leettle jahonny

hillow

this gave me a stroke trying to read

uhhh hey ig

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