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Stace: Yeah, I've seen it. It's not that wow
Stace: what part of handing it out did you not read?!?!
Sam: :O
Sam: I know you well enough that i don't have to read
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Text | Sammie
Stace: Yeah, I've seen it. It's not that wow
Stace: what part of handing it out did you not read?!?!
Sam: :O
Sam: I know you well enough that i don't have to read
Text | Sammie
Stace: I can't believe you're not gonna hand out candy with me!!!
Stace: I bought so much
Sam: I know, I know. But you've seen his face, right?
Sam: Don't eat it all
Text | Sammie
Stace: ME TOO. and itchy. it makes me itchy
Stace: Cute
Sam: Don't want anyone mad at me. Not that I'd be mad at you
Sam: We're going to see Halloween... on Halloween.
I’ve been banned from the local library for a month because some rowdy middle schoolers thought throwing fake rats at everyone would be a great prank. Apparently, I should have reacted calmly.
At least they weren’t real rats?
text || evans bros.
Stevie: But I don't driiiink. I'm okay, I promise.
Sam: Well... that's good. I'm just glad you're okay. Even if you're a brat
Text | Sammie
Stace: I don't owe people
Stace: I don't like it
Sam: Yeah, I get that. Makes me all worried
Sam: Thanks for the candy. Gonna take it on my date
[Left at his bedroom door]
text || evans bros.
Stevie: Yes but that little angry face is because I'm angry. Does not feel good, Sammy.
Sam: Little sibs don't need to be partying too hard
text || evans bros.
Stevie: Hey, hey, hey. There's no need to threaten that. There were cuties there.
Sam: but your little angry face is so funny
Text | Sammie
Stace: its not their fault i drank drinks
Sam: good kid
Sam: I would say don't worry about the money, but i got a Halloween date now
text || evans bros.
Stevie: Hey, I'm nothing if not honest.
Sam: if I had known you were there last night I woulda dragged you into the car with Stace
Text | Sammie
Stace: you really think so?
Sam: of course. plenty of kids wouldn'ta gone
Sam: Hell, i'm not sure I woulda
text || evans bros.
Stevie: I mean, yes.
Sam: Steviiiiiiiiiiiiie
Text | Sammie
Stace: I'm fine. i wish I wasnt babysitting and in my bed but I'll have your money soon
Sam: you're a good kid, baby bear
text || evans bros.
Stevie: Oh honey, that's precious.
Sam: you suck
text ;; snick
Nick: Somehow I don't think she fully believed you.
Nick: That's fair though, she deserves the bamboozling.
Sam: Yeah she's a lot smarter than me
text || evans bros.
Stevie: Of course we did, I'm not gonna let you look like a dweeb.
Sam: I never look like a dweeb!