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Text | Sammie

Stace: Yeah, I've seen it. It's not that wow

Stace: what part of handing it out did you not read?!?!

Sam: :O

Sam: I know you well enough that i don't have to read

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Text | Sammie

Stace: I can't believe you're not gonna hand out candy with me!!!

Stace: I bought so much

Sam: I know, I know. But you've seen his face, right?

Sam: Don't eat it all

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Text | Sammie

Stace: ME TOO. and itchy. it makes me itchy

Stace: Cute

Sam: Don't want anyone mad at me. Not that I'd be mad at you

Sam: We're going to see Halloween... on Halloween.

[marissachang-deactivated2019012]

I’ve been banned from the local library for a month because some rowdy middle schoolers thought throwing fake rats at everyone would be a great prank. Apparently, I should have reacted calmly. 

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At least they weren’t real rats?

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text || evans bros.

Stevie: But I don't driiiink. I'm okay, I promise.

Sam: Well... that's good. I'm just glad you're okay. Even if you're a brat

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Text | Sammie

Stace: I don't owe people

Stace: I don't like it

Sam: Yeah, I get that. Makes me all worried

Sam: Thanks for the candy. Gonna take it on my date

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[Left at his bedroom door]

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text || evans bros.

Stevie: Yes but that little angry face is because I'm angry. Does not feel good, Sammy.

Sam: Little sibs don't need to be partying too hard

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text || evans bros.

Stevie: Hey, hey, hey. There's no need to threaten that. There were cuties there.

Sam: but your little angry face is so funny

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Text | Sammie

Stace: its not their fault i drank drinks

Sam: good kid

Sam: I would say don't worry about the money, but i got a Halloween date now

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text || evans bros.

Stevie: Hey, I'm nothing if not honest.

Sam: if I had known you were there last night I woulda dragged you into the car with Stace

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Text | Sammie

Stace: you really think so?

Sam: of course. plenty of kids wouldn'ta gone

Sam: Hell, i'm not sure I woulda

[captainsamevans]

text || evans bros.

Stevie: I mean, yes.

Sam: Steviiiiiiiiiiiiie

[captainsamevans]

Text | Sammie

Stace: I'm fine. i wish I wasnt babysitting and in my bed but I'll have your money soon

Sam: you're a good kid, baby bear

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text || evans bros.

Stevie: Oh honey, that's precious.

Sam: you suck

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text ;; snick

Nick: Somehow I don't think she fully believed you.

Nick: That's fair though, she deserves the bamboozling.

Sam: Yeah she's a lot smarter than me

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text || evans bros.

Stevie: Of course we did, I'm not gonna let you look like a dweeb.

Sam: I never look like a dweeb!