xoxo

Cause darling I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream

[ki11ustr4tions]

How yall feel bout werewolves

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[star-angel-selkie]

this one kinda hurts when i see it every pride month. im glad to see an art piece of mine still circulating, and with nearly 100,000 notes too! it just hurts that im separated from it. everyone in the notes thinks im gone. im still here, but my potential community and connection is lost because im forgotten in place of the art. yeah, my deactivated profile does add to the profoundness of what i was saying, but i am still removed.

[my-dailydreams]

[goth-queen]

Goddess of Depression by Victor Nazarenko

[ki11ustr4tions]

How yall feel bout werewolves

[hiveswap]

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

[elliot-amy]

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

[gastrointestinalhallelujahcannon]

Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor

[fardraut]

wow, why is my inventory full

[random-jot]

[geosie]

[woolandflax]

This one’s for the tumblrinas

[clarisliadon]

lets make cookies guys!

Sugar

Butter

Eggs

Flour

Salt

Baking powder

Vanilla extract

Chocolate chips

Remaining time: 5 days 21 hours

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Available:

C'Mon, You Know You Wanna...

Do it. Click that button. You know which one.

[whirligiga]

Microdosing on executive function by completing tasks in video games

[pettyandunsteady]

hilary duff was so right when she said if you can't do the math then get out of the equation

[beemovieerotica]

dystopia

[the-breadgirl]

???

[hotcrossedfangs]

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Savai Thundermane

A crackling roar is the last sound many hunters hear.

Artist: Svetlin Velinov TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[maviyenot]

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[the-big-mood]

[thenatsdorf]

:3

[maxbytes]

these faces get me every time