haru
a naruto oc created by @captainscoffee2311
meet konohas new local menace! shes got a traumatic backstory, but is now living her best life w her adoptive parents kakashi and gai, and her chosen grandma, tsunade!
Beautiful. Thank you, garlic 🥹❤️
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

if i look back, i am lost
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haru
a naruto oc created by @captainscoffee2311
meet konohas new local menace! shes got a traumatic backstory, but is now living her best life w her adoptive parents kakashi and gai, and her chosen grandma, tsunade!
Beautiful. Thank you, garlic 🥹❤️
That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science
Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?
A portrait of Mei, please 🥰
the mizukage for @captainscoffee2311 💕
i love her hair color so much, very lava kkgnk of her
(portrait info here)
she's beautiful and I love her. and the hair turned out gorgeous. thank you, garlic! ❤️❤️❤️
always 🙏
Credits to orangelemonart’s amazing fic, Sanin swap! If ur into Naruto and theories, this will spark ur imagination a lot. And I think that Sasuke and Tsunade’s dynamic is ✨iconic✨ cuz who doesn’t love the Senju-Uchiha alliance! Plus if Sasuke was still there, he’d learn killer medical techniques from Tsunade and probably be able to do greater things with it cuz like we don’t give enough credit to his intelligence and chakra control like if I was stuck with no proper mentor and still being able to become one of the strongest people in the world then I’d be damned to know that people look down at me. And jiraya and sakura, like since she has loving parents and wouldn’t tolerate any of that kind of “research”, he did and would force him to teach her stuff and convert to feminism would be hilarious to me. Plus jiraya would understand Sakura cuz unlike Naruto and Sasuke, she is normal which makes him get it because he too in his childhood had felt the same being with the snake genius and senju princess while not being from any influential clan. And Naruto, I feel sad cuz his character will plunge deeper into darkness with orochimaru but he will meet and form team take sooner in my au, due to his friendly and kind personality. Plus who doesn’t want to see naruto and Karin sibling moments cuz I feel like their dynamic will be like that.
So bye! And I hope u have a great day or any other time it is for u.
how about some tsunade and mei soaking in the hot springs, or getting one of those foot nibbling fish pedicures
yesssssssss please
@captainscoffee2311 more tsumei for u 💕
it's beautiful and I love it 💕
I was tagged by @fujo-shinji in a tag game of "ten people you'd like to know better" but the thread was so long that I decided to just start a fresh one lol. So, here we go:
Last song: Greensleeves by Steff Picard
Favorite color(s): I've been a longtime blue fan but in the past years I'm shifting way more towards red ❤️🔥
Currently watching: ...Malcolm in the middle (listen, I need something that requires no brainpower at all in order to de-stress)
Currently reading: I haven't read anything that isn't a textbook in forever... That needs to change. No wait, it's related to my studies but technically isn't a textbook so - "Insects - successful models of evolution" by Gnatzy & Tautz. Very fascinating, I sincerely recommend for learning fun bug facts ✌️
Current obsession: well I'm never gonna be free from Evangelion. In a few months it's gonna be my 9th anniversary since my first watch, damn
Currently working on: surviving this semester
Last google search: penda's fen because I saw a nice snippet from it on pinterest:
Current desktop/phone wallpaper:
Tagging @peemil @bingu-lou @bastetwarsniper @kanaevamon @buggreawlthys @tai-suits @catshinji @outlaw-unicorn @uniworu @halfapocalypse
Ofc no pressure to do it at all and feel free to tag as many people as you want :3
ook let's see.
Last song: Γιαννης Αγγελακας, Αιρετικό. Really good for when you want to shout at someone. everyone go listen
Favorite color(s): uuuuuh all of them? I do like green and I do fuck with a warm shade of yellow I saw recently
Currently watching: nothing. I'm so bad at watching series I can only say I'm watching them when I'm literally doing it.
Currently reading: hehe so. The mysteries of Udolpho, Roadside Picnic, Leticia(I think it's writen like that least), Butter. Look it's under control I prommy. I'm very close to finishing Leticia and then I can read Butter more. Also everyone should read My Sister, the Serial Killer it's veey good and very short. I'm going to read Open Veins of Latin America next and I look forward to it. it's under control I prommy
Current obsession: unfortunately I'm still stuck on isekai/reincarnation rofans. I say unfortunately because this has gone on for very long and at this point I'm recognising panel compositions. I'm especially weak towards the ones that are trying to be #feminist #girlboss #progressive but can't escape from the conventions of the genre and don't try at all to reconcile them, meaning the opponent is another girl that is Just A Bitch Because She Is So Entitled Unlike The Good Protagonist, male lead saving them every single time even when it looked like the protagonist did it on her own etc etc. And don't get me started on the barely-sapient-very-aggresive-humanoid-species-that-are-on-the-borders-of-our-very-noble-kingdom-constantly-attacking and how our protagonist/male lead proves how good and valiant they are by killing a lot of them. Also at this point I'm convinced some of them only have libraries so that the male lead can help the protagonist reach a book or save them from falling from the stairs. I should probably stop.
Currently working on: trying to cook some new stuff. getting better stuff for my home. seeing my friends. A sweater. Calling an accountant. Maybe one day I will mend all the things I need to.
Last search: Something happened at a big metro station in my city probably and I'm trying to figure out what.
Current desktop/phone wallpaper: I cannot be bothered to take a screenshot and upload it from everything. On my phone it's yume nikki fanart. On desktop it's a big creature that can be described as a haunted pac man. Prev I'm sorry you have to have teams on your phone.
hmmmm taggiiing @cicero-not-cisero @soundclown @translatedtranslatingtranslater @timesaflatsrcle @kakastravakaianapoda @theboccher
@bastetwarsniper , thank for the tag and thanks for reminding me of αιρετικο it absolutely slaps
last song: Απόγευμα στο δέντρο by Αλκίνοος Ιωαννιδης don't worry about understanding it just close your eyes and listen
favorite color(s): I adore almost all shades of blue!
currently watching: nothing actually, I have not been in a mood to watch anything in the last few months. Last thing I watched was a couple of Columbo episodes I think? Also I sometimes watch nature documentaries to relax, I don't know if that counts.
Currently reading: Οδος αβυσσου αριθμος 0 by Μενέλαος Λουντέμης, it deals with a really dark part of Greek history that is not often talked about, and it is based on the author's actual experience of Makronisos, an island where suspected communists/leftists where exiled during and after the Civil War and where they faced forced labor, torture and horrible living conditions until they agreed to sign "declarations of repentance". The book does not hold back, it has devastated me plenty of times and I do have to take frequent breaks while reading but I absolutely do not regret starting it. Also the way the two main characters find strength in their friendship is really beautiful.
Current obsession: project hail mary and especially the friendship between Grace and Rocky have a chokehold on my mind AND on my heart. Also Eva Stratt makes me unwell in the best way possible.
Currently working on: A couple of projects at work. Organizing some jobs that have to be done around the house. Spending more time taking walks in nature now that the weather is nice.
Last search: Ursula Le Guin books (I am trying to figure out what to start with)
current desktop/phone wallpaper: I'd rather not take any screenshots but my phone has some art of Death from Discworld cuddling with some kittens. As for my laptop, it's some random default image hidden beneath the massive amount of files I keep saving at my desktop despite telling my self I will organize them properly.
tagging (with zero pressure to do it, of course! ) @swannposting @nothoughtsjustmhaandotherthings @foreststarflaime @clearpurpleskies @tapeinoxamomhlaki @consultingzoologist @northfromeden
yay tag game! @kakastravakaianapoda thank you<3
last song: fashion by David Bowie
currently watching: not shows, but suddenly lots of old hollywood films like Notorious or Red Shoes idk why
favourite colour(s): everything deep like dark red, maroon, deep forest green, navy blue etc.
currently reading: i just finished Annihilation by Jeff VanderMeer and I can't believe how good this is, I mean insanely good (starting Authority from the southern reach trilogy right now)
current obsession: project hail mary got me totally and unexpectedly obsessed, and i really can't think about anything else, except maybe annihilation trilogy, which together made a very weird crossover in my head
currently working on: my freaking dissertation on plant stress and also three papers that need to be published like yesterday but what can you do
last search: annihilation subreddits are fascinating
current desktop/phone wallpaper: Dr. Ryland Grace himself
and on my desktop is one of my favourite russian writers Venya Erofeev
tagging @alligatordasx @garlicsunshine @clearpurpleskies @kniightslayer @peg-the-empire @flameandignite (no pressure ofc!)
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last song - turn me on (kevin lyttle)
fave colors - pink and yellowww
currently watch - disenchantment (thinking of u @peg-the-empire !)
currently reading - rereading the hunter x hunter manga
current obsession - earth geological history and myth lore!
currently working on - creating elemental ocs for the potc verse (see above!)
last search - jamaican fashion (tia dalma redesigns)
current wallpaper - this stunning cloud picture i took and then made even more ethereal
@bandsandwristbands @tazova @captainscoffee2311 and anyone else who wants to share, tag me so i can see 🤗
@garlicsunshine 😘
Last song - Yamato epic metal cover by Skar productions
Fav colour - burgundy
Currently watching - Daria
Currently reading - Nothing
Current obsession - MtG
Currently working on - glacially slowly chipping away at a Tsunade/Mei fic
Last search - commander ban list
Current wallpaper -
MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE (2000—2006) 6x07 “Hal Sleepwalks”
Chakotay: What are you writing? Janeway: The government in this system wants a handwritten inventory detailing the kinds of weapons we have on the ship. I'm letting them know it's private information. Tuvok, looking over Janeway's shoulder: Your letter just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.
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Tsunade and Co. (Inspired by Gaston, obviously)
No colors today. Maybe tomorrow. I wanted to draw something cool and serious with her but then I had this vision and the muse demanded I do it.
Almost certain I've seen the Gaston pose done before (w either Tsunade or Sakura) but I can't find it.
first 10 lines
rules: list the first line of your last 10 fics (posted or WIP) and see if there’s a pattern. if you don’t have 10 fics, then as many first lines as you do have!
1. flower crowns (naruto - kkym)
“How many clones?” Naruto asks, eyes brimming with excitement.
2. laughter: being in a rivalry isnt embarassing, but being a teen sure is (naruto - kkymgi)
“I’ll never forgive you for that.”
3. i challenge you! ...to a kissing contest (naruto - kkgi)
“…kissing…” Kakashi stares blandly at Gai, desperately trying to keep the panic out of his voice.
4. shower exhaustion (naruto - kkgi)
*THUD*
5. all this trauma. and for what? a kekkei genkai? (naruto - kkym)
“Hound.”
6. leisurely late night loving (naruto - kkym)
Tenzo looks up from the morning paper as Kakashi bends over to zip up their sandals.
7. gai just wants to kiss everyone (naruto - gai x everyone)
"Someone dare me to kiss everyone here!"
8. unintentional matching scars (naruto - kkgi)
Kakashi is sat next to Gai’s hospital bed tracing the zig-zagging scars on Gai’s hand with his index finger.
9. exhaustion (naruto - kkgi)
“I’m worried about him.”
10. how to open the eight gates (naruto - gen)
“Alright, Lee. Today I will be teaching you the Eight Inner Gates.”
@captainscoffee2311 @asazakura @ficklecat
Going from oldest to most recent:
10. The Great Cupcake Debacle
Kakashi put the dirty dishes in the sink.
9. Cucumber Horses Under Lantern Light
Kakashi fussed with the sleeves of Haru’s new yukata just to have something to do with his hands.
8. The Turtle, The Wig, and The Wardrobe Malfunction
It was the night of Halloween, and Kakashi was desperately fighting for his life.
7. How to Tame a Soiled Princess (or Not)
Terumi Mei blinked awake, her face buried in soft, pale blonde hair.
6. She Who Calls the Storm
They say that when the sun goddess Amaterasu hid from the world, the lands fell to deep darkness and freezing winter, the likes of which hadn’t been seen since creation.
5. A Symphony of Two
Tsunade kicked the door open with her unique brand of subtle grace, and it was only by the Kami’s own luck that the hinges held.
4. Blue Silk and Sobacha
Terumi Mei walked into her kitchen to the sight of her wife making her morning tea.
3. Fishy Politics, Decadent Desserts, and Other Catastrophes
Terumi Mei strode across the docks, the ocean breeze in her hair and salt on her lips.
2. Built to Last
On the evening of her first wedding anniversary, Terumi Mei sat down in the middle of her bed and tried to process her wife’s request over the cacophony of the blood rushing in her ears.
Etched in Skin
The bathroom door banged open with a little too much force, and Terumi Mei put down her book to watch Tsunade emerge from the steam, like an ancient goddess from the depths.
Most of the time, I start a story by establishing who the POV will be.
tsunamei wordl domination
In case anyone is having a bad night
(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)
Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean
Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe
Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay
Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden
Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)
Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)
Here and here are websites where you can play with sand
Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods
Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails
Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis
Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)
Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites
Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)
Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3
Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm
Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests
Here is a website of calm rain noise
Take a breath. It’s going to be okay, I promise.
writing tip #3778:
you don't have to write every day to be a writer! you just have to feel guilty every day that you don't
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@mako-lies I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.
pick a blorbo and tell us what their three drinks of choice are
Mereoleona Vermillion. Her 3 drinks of choice are moonshine, protein shakes, and whatever the liquid equivalent of smelling salts is.