Leaf on the Wind

[incorrect-kotor-quotes]

“I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think “That’s why I’m not a heterosexual.””

— Atton

[tyrantisterror]

Gonna make up my own side of the Force called “The Side That Fucks” because the light side won’t let you have a relationship but the dark side won’t let you value anyone besides yourself, so obviously using the force while being in a loving, committed relationship requires its own side for some fucking reason.

It’s called “The Side That Fucks” instead of “The Side That Loves” because I also want the light and dark side to look shitty and lame by comparison, because they are.

[tyrantisterror]

Light side is definitely the worst one because they won’t even let you have platonic familial relationships.  If you become a jedi and ever worry about how your mom is a slave on Tatooine you’re basically doomed to become a Space Hitler, and Yoda will remind you of that fact every time you speak to him.  At least the Sith can have, like, a Father/Son business, although dad will expect his son to murder him eventually (and be proud of him when he does because, y’know, no healthy relationships for Sith, either he kills you or you kill him).

[tyrantisterror]

Rules for The Side That Fucks Force Users:

1. Don’t be a dick

2. The compassion you have for your loved ones should be extended to all people

3. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings

4. Every The Side That Fucks user gets to have at least one cool alien monster as a mount

5. No Force power is off limits so long as you subscribe to rule 1, there’s no reason shooting lightning from your fingertips should be inherently evil

6. Every thursday you gotta cook a porg with force lightning, trust me it’s delicious

7. Just practice some self restraint, it’s not that fucking hard

[spartanlocke]

[sketcherbrows]

it tastes so good to have your sins atoned for!

[ardenigh]

i physically could not rest until i did this

[dani-dear]

have some Francis York “Please Call Me York.. That’s What Everyone Calls Me” Morgan from Deadly Premonition....

now while idk if I’d recommend everyone to play this, if u haven’t heard of it, AT THE VERY LEAST I recommend watching playthrus... specifically Many a True Nerd, Call Me Kevin (he never finished but his reactions are like.. 👌) and Super Best Friends. It’s a very bizarre game and the creator loved Twin Peaks a LOT..

[ilovedeadlypremonition]

Love the artwork!

[gyosone-deactivated20240706]

大詐欺師

[incorrect-kotor-quotes]

Knights of the Old Republic + Screenshots of Despair, part 5.

[copyplays]

That’s quite an impressive feat there.

[yz1drful-blog]

[donnajosh]

[incorrect-kotor-quotes]

Untitled Gizka Game To Do List

Replace everyone’s weapons with weaker versions.

Destroy rhakgoul antidote.

Fire the shot that destroyed Peragus.

Put a red crystal in Bastila’s lightsaber.

Steal all the +/- pazaak cards.

Release toxins into the oceans of Manaan.

Switch fire and cold grenades in Naga Sadow’s tomb.

Pickpocket landing fees back from Czerka officers.

Disrupt recitation of the Sand People’s history.

Erode Sion’s will.

Mix up labels of Ahto City sections. 

Sabotage Tarisian ale brewing.

Flick tongue at Kreia whenever she starts lecturing someone.

Transmit Ebon Hawk coordinates to the Sith fleet.

[incorrect-kotor-quotes]

Displease Lord Malak by escaping Taris alive.

[andrenesh]

A friend and I decided that since Deadly Premonition is now on the Switch, this needs to happen!

[ilovedeadlypremonition]

Yes please!

[laughingpinecone]

Tea (and hiking, and bear claws) for Hawk and Margaret for @petitelappin  as part of @countdowntotwinpeaks‘ wonderfulxstrange exchange! I think something’s up in this part of the woods but these three can handle it.

[local-meatbag]

anyways y’all have @theebonhawke to thank for this

[zfedraws]

zarya confirmed jojo

[essiegeranium]

why is this so funny 

[regularlesbian]

david lynch, as an auteur, is the polar opposite of jk rowling in that he explains nothing and what he does say is fucking incredible

[screenshotsofdespair]