Text overhead reads: How people think little girls play with toys.
Person holding a littlest pet shop dog; Hello Miss Margaret do you wanna go shopping?
Person holding a littlest pet shop rabbit; Yes! I love shopping!
Text overhead reads: How they actually play.
LPS dog; You have been brought to trial before the high council to answer for your crimes against Unicornitopia.
LPS dog; You have been sentenced to be thrown into the pit, torn limb from limb.
LPS rabbit; Dear god no! He’s just a boy!
LPS dog; SILENCE WOMAN. His fate has been decided.
LPS rabbit; But so is yours. I put poison in your gobblet.
Person playing LPS dog; AND I- no, no, no you didn’t!
Person playing LPS rabbit; Yes I did!
Person playing LPS dog; Fine!
LPS dog; {extended choking noises} WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
LPS rabbit; {cackles maniacally} Writhe in agony.
LPS dog; Not before I take you with me.
Person playing LPS rabbit; {screaming while raising a sharp colored pencil}
Person playing LPS dog; {screaming while a hand covered in red paint grazes their face}]