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@awitchoflife
It has just been declared that all trans men and mascs should eat 3-4 meals a day and at least 2 sweet treats or snacks. It’s now in the constitution of every country
All trans women and fems and neutrals should ALSO eat 3-4 meals a day and at least 2 sweet treats or snacks. If they can't afford it it will be provided with money stolen from billionaires
I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like
"wednesday isn't autistic, she's just an addams!" ...you have exactly 1 guess what my next statement is gonna be.
authenticity
girl ive been here too long. what the fuck
dont worry, it can only get worse
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ????? DUDE HOW. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE
hits blunt. Five Years.
we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious
i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny
&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend
A sign to tap
"If you're still having fun in your 30s you're functionally brain damaged" sure is a take.
Just because you want to be a soulless soot bag of a human doesn't mean you can just tell others they have to be that too Gregory!
Stars forbid someone does not want to be a dull husk of a human.
Stars forbid someone
does not want to be a dull
husk of a human.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
You know what fuck it, we doin gallifreyan pride series for pride month
Lesbian
Ladies first, I guess (also not really, I'm just going by the abbreviation and it starts with L lol)
You know what fuck it,
we doin gallifreyan pride
series for pride month
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game
does singing in the shower count as art
does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers
does writing fanfiction count as art
don't make me say the mummy thing again
are bots making communities now??? some of the ones i get recommended feel like it
like the admin of this one is deactivated and at least 95% of the members are bots
can you imagine you wake up one day in a dark room chained to a radiator with your phone at 1% and you unlock it and find that you've been added to this community
The first thing you do in that situation is open Tumblr?
Where the hell else would I post about being chained to a radiator, fucking Bluesky?
big things happening in england
sentences that are largely recognizable to a medieval peasant
you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.
lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.
