can I quit yet

[captionmyself]

me: *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter*

also me: I'm keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later.

[punlich]

Depression Tips

Kill the gods and eat their flesh to rise above human chemicals into horrifying immortality

[wordswithkittywitch]

Sounds more feasible than “just think positive!” 

[captionmyself]

Appreciation post for my face because I'm cute as fuck

[lauren-eliza-weirdo]

[captionmyself]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

[joshpeck]

talent: being able to make myself upset over literally nothing

[bombshellssonly]

[they-shall-inherit-the-earth]

[mongoldenhappy]

[spaceandbeyond]

[zicadbagui]

[mogifire]

[technicolorsunrise]

the last one!!!!

[birdloaf]

Why did you become an artist?

ive always hated making money and being taken seriously

[madeline-kahn]

The shoulders of the women that we stand on are three American heroes; Katherine Johnson, Dorothy Vaughn, Mary Jackson. Without them, we would not know how to reach the stars.

[fucking-shitaki-deactivated2012]

[naturepunk]

I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

[brennacedria]

[hohoehoes]

theres someone downstairs i hope its a murderer

[trjoel]

Lmao

[elaxisfae]

[levanna]

Well there it is folks.

[nuka-rockit]