intoxicated with gratification

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[intensional]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[intensional]

[santo-dom-ingo]

of course i lift

[writingabeautifuldisaster-deact]

I saw your message/email/text/voicemail and told myself I’d return it later when I was more awake/alert/in a better mood/had more information and I pretty much forgot about it until now I’m sorry I’m trash: an autobiography

[oqalmoved-deactivated20161217]

wlw plus size ladies EXIST and they are wonderful beings, truly out of this world, ethereal 

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me *surrounded by a pack of wolves that are about to eat me*: settle down puppies!! I only have two hands , i cant pet you all at the same time!!!!! Haha !!!! i love you all

[genkiprotag]

me @ white ppl taking on japanese names as their online nicknames or personas: stop

[zhenji]

When I was in high school there were a group of girls that went by anime character names and would tell the teachers to call them that and let me tell you sister nothing is more embarrassing than hearing your teacher call a white girl “Itachi”

[botanize]

[freifraufischer]

[badscienceshenanigans-deactivat]

DRAG THEM NEIL

[cybergata]

[swiftsuburbanlegends]

It’s a cat burglar…….

[teapayne-deactivated20120908]

I put a smiley fry in the microwave so next time my mom goes to make something she gets a pleasant yet unpleasant surprise

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

chaotic evil

[dutchster]

If you ever think an undercover cop is following you, yell “crime is good!”. the cop is required to yell “no, crime is bad!” at all times. that is the law

[lizzymercierdescloux]

[icelandicstripperboots]

[danger]