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2ollux captor: level twenty two 2hut iin and iinternet explorer. ♊ • eiight ♥ / ♦ / ♠ / ♣

[captoriium]

ii dont even know why ii got onliine, ii dont even feel liike talkiing two anyone.

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ii dont even want two talk two you becau2e iim 2o mad ii diidnt thiink of takiing that url for my2elf.

[timetechturntables-archive]

yeah youd see yourself like that but its way different through the eyes of someone who aint judging you so harshly

good cause i have stories to tell you some stupid stuff i did 

[captoriium]

or you're ju2t bliinded by your platoniic human love for me and can't 2ee me for the terriible mon2tro2iity of a liiviing beiing that ii am. oh goodiie, ii'm all about the 2tupiid thiing2 you do thii2 ii2 goiing two be good.

[timetechturntables-archive]

no more than youre a special sollux. because you are.

pft hahaha wow, but well need pizza or ill die

[captoriium]

no ii'm average and plaiin, nothiing 2peciial about me. ju2t another 2ollux iin the 2ea of dii2gu2tiing yellow blood. hmm, ii gue22 ii can't have you dyiing 2o ok.

[dothewindythings-deactivated202]

like you could after all that sleeping

good i don’t want your gross wish anyways

[captoriium]

what make2 you even thiink ii wa2 actually 2leepiing all that tiime? ii could have ju2t been layiing there fakiing iit whiile pretendiing ii wa2n't aliive. then thii2 all work2 out.

[captoriium]

dothewindythings replied to your post: 

wow

ye2, be awed by how much ii really don't want two be around other liiviing creature2.

[carcinogenicgallantry-deactivat]

OH SURE, BUT DO WE HAVE TO BRING IN TWO?? WE’VE ALREADY TWO PEOPLE SPEAKING WITH TWO DIFFERENT QUIRKS, REPLYING WITH TWO PARAGRAPHS PER RESPONSE. WHY DON’T YOU NAB DAVE AND MAKE IT THREE TO KEEP FROM INDULGING YOUR NUMBERLY OBSESSION. 

DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU WHEN I’M USING SARCASM AGAIN BECAUSE *BOY HOWDY* DOES THAT GET OLD. 

[captoriium]

we alway2 have two briing iin two you 2houldn't even need two a2k that. naturally ii would briing DV iintwo thii2 ju2t becau2e hii2 lame pre2ence automatiically make2 me look good. but he'd ruiin the fiine thiing we have goiing here and there'2 ab2olutely no need for that. e2peciially 2iince you have iindulged my need2 thii2 long. you're a good friiend, KK. no you don't, ii ju2t liike feeliing your exa2peratiion 2hiine through your text.

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dothewindythings replied to your post: 

are you seriously kicking me out?

no ii'm 2ayiing ii'm packiing my 2tuff up and moviing iit el2ewhere.

[timetechturntables-archive]

i dont hold it against you. i really dont, because youre still a rad moirail. im just… really glad to see you.

no we dont at all, you can lay on me all you want

[captoriium]

ii don't know how you can't, you're 2ome kiind of 2peciial DV. alriight good, iit'2 better when you ju2t lay there and take iit.

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dothewindythings replied to your post:

yeah for now

ii'm goiing two move hiive2tem2 before anyone manage2 two get back.

[dothewindythings-deactivated202]

good it’ll make you look even more like the idiot you are.

hah, yeah funny you wish i did

[captoriium]

you're achiing for me two kiick your a22, huh. ii wouldn't wa2te an otherwii2e perfectly fiine wii2h on the liike2 of you.

[captoriium]

dothewindythings replied to your post: 

no one

perfect. iit'2 fiinally re2tored back two the good old day2 of peace and quiiet wiith no one around.

[captoriium]

ii haven't left my block iin over three week2 2o ii don't even know who'2 iin my hiive 2tiill. whoop2.

[dothewindythings-deactivated202]

better kick up a notch, you dweeb

you were gone too long…

[captoriium]

nah ju2t for that ii'm not goiing two put forth the effort two. ew gro22 you mii22ed me diidn't you.

[timetechturntables-archive]

im not and i dont like it i should be there at least and i shouldve contacted you or something and i’m sorry.

im going to cuddle the stuffing outta you when i see you okay and were gonna play video games and have a feels jam alright?

[captoriium]

iit'2 ok you don't have two apologiize. you diidn't do anythiing wrong and ii e22entiially abandoned you for almo2t a month 2o iif anyone 2hould be 2orry iit'2 me. ii wa2 2lackiing on our quadrant. do we really have two talk about thiing2? ii'd prefer two ju2t lay on you.

[carcinogenicgallantry-deactivat]

YOU’VE GOT ME ALL WRONG. SEE, WHAT I DO IS I IGNORE THE EXISTENCE OF 98% OF MY ALTERNATES, ALTHOUGH THAT MAY HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT EXACT PERCENTAGE OF THEM BEING COMPLETELY UNRECOGNIZABLE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH WIDER THE MARGIN FOR MY SHITTY JOKES EXPAND THAT WAY??

MURDER COMES TO MIND.

[captoriium]

ii have a good e2tiimate, yeah. but ii don't thiink ii'm all two far off from fact. then agaiin ii don't care one way or another. ii'm 2tiill goiing two keep my awful 2en2e of humor eiither way. you'll ju2t have two get u2e two 2hariing iit. one ii2 a lonely number, let me 2how you the joy2 of two. ii'm not goiing two murder you, diip2hiit. beliieve iit or not ii only hate you every other day and two2day2.

[captoriium]

autocorrect wanted two change bulgemuncher two hamburger and now ii'm kiind of hungry becau2e of iit.