Capybara

I'm a autistic mess so I came here.

[capybara6666]

Snape after a long exhausting day

[capybara6666]

Ghost and ghosted. 

[lifeofapottedplant-deactivated2]

@headstuckduck

Based on this post

[snapeaddict]

You know why I don't like the whole Snape is tall/small discourse? Because WTF DOES 6'4",,,, 5'1" MEANS

[evilbeanghost]

I feel you at a molecular level on this one lmao

Always googling it, always.

[gellertgrndelwalds-deactivated2]

I thought this was the norm? Do y’all measure in cm? I’m so confused.

[evilbeanghost]

@tomjr​: YES. For us 6,1 = 1m85 (cm)

Your system of feet and inches does not make any sense ahah - with all due  respect of course ;)

[scverussnape]

the foot system is whack and i refuse to learn it, it's all i have to say

[evilbeanghost]

Non anglo-saxon snapedom revolution.

[snapeaddict]

LES GRANDS NE SONT GRANDS QUE PARCE QUE NOUS SOMMES À GENOUX : LEVONS-NOUS !

[danse-de-macabre]

On fanfiction.

[scverussnape]

I haven’t stolen anything! Don’t *dramatic pause* lie *dramatic pause* to me.

[snapeaddict]

I love that this implies one evening Albus was happily painting his nails, his feet resting on his massive desk when suddenly Severus Drama Queen Snape pushed the door screaming SOMEONE IS FUCKING STEALING FROM MY STORES DUMBLEDORE AND WE BOTH KNOW IT’S THAT INSUFFERABLE BRAT AT IT AGAIN

Severus calm down -

NO ONE TOUCHES MY POTIONS INGREDIENTS!! ¡¡¡¡🤬☠️

[snapeaddict]

Wait. This is a thing??

It really is.

It's fucking hilarious.

I mean yes

Who wrote this

AHAHAH

Seriously though

This is everything

[capybara6666]

Every. Steps. Of. This. Genius. Article. Are amazing. So funny to see I already do some of these things x)

[capysnapeart]

I read so many fics where Snape is in muggle cloths. Especially rock/punk/kindagoth cloths.

I enjoy adding colors on tablet

[capysnapeart]

Okay I admit I just put on own cloths on Snape. 

[capybara6666]

My new main blog : @capysnapeart

Okay so I created a new main blog for my art and Snape related stuff, cause I really enjoy this fandom and it frustrates me so much to not be able to communicates more (cannot answers to comments for instance) Because of the restriction of side blog.

I will repost my drawing I posted on this blog, but properly scanned and cleaned, and sometimes I added colours. And I will continue to post my drawing on capysnapeart from now

Have a nice day

[roseroseroserose0-deactivated20]

Minerva: Hey Umbridge, you’re stupid

Snape: *high fives McGonagall*

[capybara6666]

Bon, je rend les armes. Jeudi je cherche un psychiatre. J'ai juste atteind un niveau critique d'anxiété constante j'ai besoin d'un vrai traitement suivi et pas juste d'un Atarax.

[cheekbonered]

hogwarts memes

- everyone answering “no, i’m fred” to “are you [insert Y/N]” even hermione - everything draco does ever - calling blast ended skrewts “power bottoms” - calling newt scamander bad variations of his name like nerd sandwicher etc - colin creevey using that one picture he managed to get of hermione punching draco as a reaction image - shouting “spank me daddy” at the whomping willow - [pointing at random object] that’s a portkey - every single cat is professor mcgonagall

[canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221]

why

[tawghasa]

- POTTER

[yourjacketisnowdry]

- ever since snape’s “bottle fame, brew fortune” speech students just go on and on with it - “flambé success, bake brilliance” “Can you tutor me in charms?” “TUTOR you? I can teach you how to SAUTÉ EXCELLENCE.”

[caffeinepants]

- [random object] is totally a hufflepuff

- remember that game where someone yells “SHATNER” and you have to overact? same thing except it’s “TRELAWNEY” and you have to use whatever you’re holding to make a ludicrous prediction

- a more popular variation is “LOCKHART” to make up a pompous story about using whatever you’re holding to drive the [monster] out of [town]

- calling hippogriffs “leggy birbs”

- “Our beloved headmaster Albert Dumpsterfire/Aqueous Disillusionment/Aberdeen Decapitation…”

- shitty incantations ( “The Graying Hair Charm? Make-me-bloody-ancient-osia.” )

[sleepy-salami]

reblogging for albert dumpsterfire xD

[classicantics-deactivated201712]

-the dumbledore one, except you keep adding incorrect names, like albert pensive wallace herbert richard flamingo sherbet tango luthor…

-*peeves appears* IT DAT BOI

-”i’d rather be petrified”

-”so a shack gets to scream and it’s all normal and haunted, but when i do it i’m disturbing class and a nuisance”

[a-slytherin-sin]

Harry saying hes “the chosen one” whenever a teacher calls on him for an answer or gives him a task to do.

The Snape game where you get into pairs and have to keep a completely neutral face while saying long winded random insults, first person to break the straught face loses.

‘Mini-digs’ only its everytime Snape fixes his sleeve.

Draco saying “me an the bois” every time he does literally anything with Crabbe and Goyle.

Students trying to annoy Snape by saying “aight imma head out” when their detention finishes.

Making something stupidly random up (like a potions ingredient or a magical creature) and see how long it takes Hermoine to short circuit while you refuse to believe its not real.

Slytherins refusing to refer to themselves as anything but “snekky bois”

[i-feel-fantastic-deactivated202]

Students breaking rules and trying to “Pull a Potter” so it’ll get them House Points instead

“You broke a rule?? TEN BILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR”

Students sending their laundry hampers to the House Elves to free them

[rosesoraa]

I love them. Writting about them is so good, satisfying and interesting.

Ps: Albus' face is amazing ;0

[snapeaddict]

Hi, are you my fanfiction soulmate?

LOOK AT THEIR FACES, Severus' and Albus' are so similar in the fourth picture I can't

[capybara6666]

Ce qui est très chiant, c'est lorsque ça arrive au moment où je m'y attend le moins. Dès le lever par exemple. Et je me dis que c'st injuste, car je n'ai rien fait qui ai provoquer ça. Sauf que la vérité c'st que mes trouble apparaissent en décalé de ce qui les a provoquer.

Un coup de stress ? La réaction arrive 2 jours plus tard. Une période globalement stressante ? Attend un peu quelques jours, tu vas avoir droit à une semaine de nausée et de stressautement de muscle qui l'empêcheront de parler, de dormir, de t'exprimer correctement. Et tu pourras pas en parler et tu seras d'une humeur agréable à cause de ça.

Je ne sais pas quand ça arrive, je peux pas prévoir. Et si je me mettais à avoir une grosse crise quand je suis seul.e ? Et si je pouvais soudainement plus me débrouiller seul.e ? Je sais pas ça m'énerve tellement et on me dis "fais de la méditation" et dans ma tête je hurle toute les insultes du monde. Il faut croire qu'à chaque mots retenus, à chaque insultes non dites c'est une nausée de plus, une douleur de plus.

[capybara6666]

@snapeaddict merci beaucoup pour tes mots, j'y répond que maintenant, mais sache que ça a été mon petit rayon de soleil de la journée

[hannah-1890]

Have some Severus, for I love him.

[capybara6666]

I had the theme of Howls Moving Castle while I drew this

[rosesoraa]

This is incredible !!

[capybara6666]

@rosesoraa Thank you dear !!