Life Is A Dumpster Fire And I’m Making S’mores. @danse-de-macabre - Tumblr Blog

welcome to my main blog!

my art blog is @calliopesartblog and my polar exploration/historical fiction blog is @cockroachesunite

i take commissions!

i also have a redbubble shop which i generally neglect, but will add any of my artworks upon request

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

guiltfactory

i like sex where there isn't any and then everyone dies

#<3 #many such cases #:)

Little Beast by Richard Siken, Crush (2005)

imifos

stab scene intimacy coordinator

#:}

pollen

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

#you know it baby

rainformation

formative years? aren’t they all?

absolutejamer

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

wabbledab

hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent

ceruleanheaven

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

ceruleanheaven

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

ceruleanheaven

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

lizardsister

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

danlous

HALF MAN 1.06

#sfjjdshjgjk #happy pride 🌈#truly no one is doing it like them #niall kennedy #alby safadi #half man #alby is like ‘he’s a walking disaster with every disease. i can’t not fuck him’

willgrahamscock

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

the44th

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

no-sharks-on-the-sun

they killed him for this

#half man

danse-de-macabre

inspired by this

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#aramis #the three musketeers #my drawings #the picture in question

valtsv

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

valtsv

a hoe never gets lyme disease