Life Is A Dumpster Fire And I’m Making S’mores. @danse-de-macabre - Tumblr Blog

welcome to my main blog!

my art blog is @calliopesartblog and my polar exploration/historical fiction blog is @cockroachesunite

i take commissions!

i also have a redbubble shop which i generally neglect, but will add any of my artworks upon request

feyd-meowtha

It's a moral imperative that we write more sex scenes which are

Weird

Uncomfortable

Not good for anyone involved

#nods sagely

oldmanpusspuss

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

#real and true

lonelyvomit

ok that's enough summer, we can head into autumn now

agnes-nielsens

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?

sufjansjoy

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

sufjansjoy

wow

#lmao #charlie and the chocolate factory

chemicalico

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

eatthekidsfirst

friends with consequences

c-tling

friends with detriments

#niall kennedy #and his insane guest list

ceruleanheaven

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#real

deep-state-partisan

Worry about it kitten

graceebooks

ok ♥️

fuck ♥️

#niallruben

im-mender

It's important to note that Chekhov's Gun was not originally about foreshadowing, but a piece of advice to playwrights about how every element in a play should have narrative relevance. The corollary to Chekhov's Gun is that if a gun mounted on the wall in act 1 is never used at all in the entirety of the play, then it should be omitted from the play entirely.

also very true

you're my dog and to some extent my wife

#valvert #<- prev tags #very true #but also #niallruben

datsderbunnyblog

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

catboycommunist

evergreen

tenderlywicked

River Cartwright, evaluating whether it's likely he might be killed on the spot after another fuckup. (Judging by the expression on Catherine's face, she was very, very close to it.)

#lmao #river cartwright #catherine standish #slow horses #slow horses s3

omghotmemes

I laughed way too hard at this

mezimraky

in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!