About USSSS: Phiona & Carissa Answer 26 ?'s..random number, we know
1. Do you have a middle name?
Phiona: I have 2 middle names: Ingrid & Paige. Ingrid was my grandmother’s name (on my Swedish side) but idk about the Paige. Legend has it that Paige is Russian for vagina so, I suppose that makes it fitting since I have one. Hahah anyway, my initials are PIPS…lameee.
Carissa: Why yes I do… its Rhea--- pronounced RHEE UH.
2. When was the last time you cried?
P: More like when was the last time I DIDN’T cry hahah. But seriously, I’m def more emotional than a lot of people & not in a crybaby way, just I have no shame in my emotions nor in telling someone exactly how I feel. I’m pretty sure I cried yesterday because my brother called me a scumbag (in a mean way). Don’t worry though, I didn’t cry in front of him so I still have my street cred.
C: Sober... a while ago. Drunk. Last week
3. Do you have kids?
P: PHA…NO!
C: I have 5 siblings... 4 of them younger so that should count for something.. but NO KIDS
4. If you were another person, would you be a friend of yourself?
P: FUCK yeah! I’m legit one of the best friends you could ever have…seriously. Ask any of them…well my current friends obvi.
C: Yes… but I would assume that I was a bitch first.
5. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
P: Sarcasm is like mono: it NEVER goes away. Everything I say comes out sounding sarcastic even when I don’t mean it to. For example, if Betty’s dog died and I was trying to offer my condolences by saying “I’m so sorry Betty. Stay strong and hang in there,” it’d be taken as sarcasm. You wouldn’t believe how many ‘fuck you’s I’ve gotten in similar situations lol.
C: Me? Nooo… never
6. Will you ever bungee-jump?
P: Not on my own accord. But if I were ruffied or under the influence of anything, bungee jumping could happen.
C: Probably not… skydive why yes I will.
7. What's your favorite cereal?
P: Cinnamon Toast Crunch!!! & Honey Bunches of Oats..oh and Honey Nut Cheerios yummmm!
C: I like the kashi cereal that takes like yummy rabbit food
8. What's the first thing you notice about people?
P: Their eyes because I’m a hugeeee eye contact person. I’m always the LAST person to notice jacked up teeth though lol…I’ve really got to start noticing that.
C: Teeth and the way they carry themselves ( walk, mannerisms ect.)
9. What is your eye color?
P: Shit brown, also known as poo?
C: A poop brown. L actually almost a black brown… I wish they were blue
10. Scary movie or happy endings?
P: Scary movie if I have someone to protect me at night lol. Happy endings are cool too, but only if they’re realistic. No, little girls of America, you WILL NOT meet Prince Charming after transforming from Mer to Her; nor will he be a beast that holds you prisoner until you fall in love with him and break the curse. STOP SELLING DREAMS Disney! You’ve affected every girl my age!
C: Scary movies forever and ever… I will be the last woman standing if the world ends
11. Favorite smells?
P: GOOD green. Like, when it’s SO stinky (in a good way) that no matter what you put it in (vacuum seal, bottle, etc) you’ll still reeeek of the yumminess that is fiyaaaa! Lol
C: Love spell from Victoria Secret. It reminds me of drunken nights in high school
12. Summer or winter?
P: Winter for the fashion & summer for the nakedness/fun!
C: Summer in New York…. Winter in Florida
13. Computer or television?
P: I guess I can watch TV on my computer but not vice-versa, soooo…I pick computer.
C: Computer… You can get shit done
14. What's the furthest you've ever been from home?
P: I guess Sweden.
C: I’ve been to Europe with my sister.. who is basically like my mom.. so I didn’t get to make out or have fun =(
15. Do you have any special talents?
P: Duh. My talents include my ability to know random facts about random things, hilariousness, dancing like I’m cray, finding legit items when thrifting, ability to make people feel good about themselves, etc. etc….
C: Super fast typer…. I used to be a contortionist when I danced… I’m old now so not so much
16. Where were you born?
P: Manhattan, NY
C: Staten Island, New York. The real Jersey Shore *sadly*
17. What are your hobbies?
P: CLOUD WATCHING is my #1 fav thing to do! Also coming up with ideas to jot down in my idea book, learning about anything and everything that interests me, and keeping positivity alive-and not in a HIV kinda way lol.
C: Work.. and Work.. and Work =(
18. Do you have any pets?
P: The love of my lifeeeeee is a lab & chow mix named Duke. He also answers to the names Lord Dukeington, Dukaman, and Dukey. Juke, Puke, and any other almost-identical-sounding variation of his name lol. He’s no genius lolol.
C: A cat named Smoochi and 2 dogs… a dopey pitbull named chunks and a little yorkie named Eminem
19. Favorite movie & favorite TV show?
P: Movie-Anchor Man, Grandma’s Boy, wayyy too many, just NOT The Notebook. & I watch soo many shows I couldn’t tell you a fav…Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Hardcore Pawn, Adventure Time, The Regular Show…etc.
C: REVENGE is the best show ever… EVER. I love old school movies like the princess bride.. labyrinth… and scurry movies
20. Do you have any siblings?
P: 1 younger brother, Travis…he turns 22 tomorrow yayyy!
C: See question 3 if you forgot already.. idiot.
21. Favorite animal?
P: Duh…Polar bearrrr!!
C: Uhh.. uhh… dolphins.. but I heard they rape people in rape caves… Not lying… google it.
22. What do the keys that are on your key chain open?
P: Hahahha I don’t even have keys..like NONE. I don’t have a car, and someone’s always home so I don’t need a house key!
C: My Car. That’s the only key I have. I suck.
23.What are you afraid of/what scares you?
P: DECEMBER 21, 2012 AHHHHHHH!! I don’t want the world to end yet! I’m not readddddy!
C: I hate cockroaches… I cry and scream when I see them… ghosts scare me.. or just the idea of them.
24. Favorite superhero?
P: Wolverine is def super hot (only when played by Hugh Jackman) & so is Tony Stark aka Iron Man…but I guess that doesn’t make them my favorite. I’d say Spiderman, let me explain. Yes I know Toby Maguire is very gay, but I really want Spidey senses & the ability to shoot webs out of my wrist and swing from building to building. No need for a car!
C: Bat man or Iron man… they could be real people.
25. How tall are you?
P: Too tall lol. 5’11
C: 5’4” – thank you doctors office
26. Do you speak any foreign languages?
P: Yessssss, I speeeak French! Oui, je parle le francais! Haha
C: I wish I spoke Spanish… I sometimes pretend I do and smile and not if someone speaks to me and Spanish…. Usually works like a charm