Nerris: God, give me patience.
Harrison: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Nerris: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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@incirrect-camp-campbell
Nerris: God, give me patience.
Harrison: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Nerris: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
Max: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
Nerris: Uh, Ered, can I ask you a
question?
Ered: Yeah.
Nerris: Why are we lying on the ground?
Ered: You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you so people would think we're just chillin'.
David: What are you doing?
Gwen, spreading toothpaste on toast: I'm multitasking.
Max: Can i ask you a question?
Nikki: You just did.
Max: Wh-
Nikki: Because that was a question.
Nikki: When you said "Can i ask you a question?" That was a question.
Max:
Max: Why are you in the fish tank?
David: Okay, help me please!
Gwen: Got two words for you.
David:I bet they won't be helpful.
Gwen: Your problem.
David: I was right
hi is this an active blog?
It's active when I remember it exists.
Gwen: I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I forgot something.
Max: You left me in a Walmart parking lot like, three weeks ago.
Gwen: I did that on purpose you little shit, try again.
Nikki, pulling out a bottle: You want some of this?
Max: Sure.
Max, spitting out what he just drank: Is this soup?! What the f-hell
Gwen: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
Max: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
Movie: Make sure your phone's volume is turned off.
David, who's had his phone on vibrate since 2012: *checks*
David: You know those things will kill you, right?
Gwen, pouring a glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Max, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Neil: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
'Are you decent?' Not morally, but I am wearing pants.
Max or Campbell
Nikki, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Neil: You did WHAT– Max: William Snakepeare
Max: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Gwen, not looking up from her book: Spear. Max: BLOCKED.
*The group is getting into the car* Neil: I’m driving. Max, out of view: Shotgun! Nikki, turning to face Max: Aww! But you had it on the way here- Everyone except Max: WOAH- Max, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*