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ok my English teacher is redeeming himself..

apparently he really enjoyed reading my paper! he was able to recall details from it without having it in front of him over a month after it was graded

also I asked him about a point he took off and he gave it back to me so now my grade on it is a 90!!!

<3333 yippie!!!

#hamlet #hamlet prince of denmark #(my paper was on hamlet)#willy shakes #shakespeare #hamletposting #high school #my english teacher is so cool #again finally!

me when i’ve been friends with someone for 5 years but they keep getting on my nerves and i want to slowly just naturally end the friendship but they keep being so goddamn clingy

#i feel bad #not really #ts pmo more than anything #i need to find friends who have similar goals to me #and who won’t drag me down

guys for my literature circle we’re reading kafka’s the metamorphosis and it’s so goddamn funny and weird at the same time

i’m only halfway through (it’s painful having to read so slow, and also that the book is 3 chapters and split into 4 lit circles. lol pov 20 pages per week)

what frustrates me is that my classmates are not taking this as seriously as i am. like i pull up with my 5 page google doc of notes and the pretentious guy (i bit him once but that’s besides the point) keeps talking about beer and drinking from his fucking scottish flask (i should report him anonymously it would be so funny), one girl didn’t even read the book, one isn’t even here, the other guy is ok i guess, and my one “friend” who’s slowly getting more annoying and dislikable clearly didn’t do any work and KEEPS TRYING TO LOOK OVER AT MYYYYYYY NOTES LIKE HELLO KEEP UR EYES ON UR PAGE

btw this is an ADVANCED English class. where one would usually go to find people dedicated to english, yes? afuckingpparently not!

#hey my name is Gregor and one day I woke up as a bug #the metamorphosis

runasulienadanika

happy goth day to Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Gerry Keay and Hamlet prince of Denmark

caraberryy

especially hamlet..

#hamlet

my research paper:

Repressed Desire and Psychological Paralysis in Shakespeare’s Hamlet For over four centuries, William Shakespeare’s Hamlet has re

(If anyone wants to fr cite this which I doubt you will, but if you do, DM me and I’ll send you the version with my name and teachers name and whatever there)

#hamlet #willy shakes #hamlet prince of denmark #shakespeare #hamletposting #high school #low quality writing #research paper #hamlet and oedipus

anyone wanna read my crappy hamlet research paper and perhaps critique it

#hamlet #willy shakes #hamlet prince of denmark #shakespeare #hamletposting #high school #low quality writing #english

nether-demon-warthog

hamlet, pray tell, what the fuck

eden-writes-stuff

Hamlet adaptation where Horatio puts on a brave face while Hamlet is dying and then whispers his 'good night, sweet prince' and when Hamlet closes his eyes he just screams and starts wheeping

this fanfic shit is easy

#hamlet #willy shakes #hamlet prince of denmark #shakespeare #start clapping now #hamletposting #im so funny haha laugh now.#low quality writing #nobody can understand the teenage girl experience better than prince hamlet of denmark

me when my teacher gives me an 88 on a paper I poured my heart and soul into

#hamlet #willy shakes #hamlet prince of denmark #shakespeare #hamletposting #high school #low quality writing #apparently.#according to him #my english teacher is an asshole #my english teacher is a hater and wouldn’t know quality if it fisted him in the ass

BRRRRR IM COLD

- Hamlet in his grave, and also, by coincidence, me now.

#I’m connecting this to Hamlet somehow #hamlet #willy shakes #hamlet prince of denmark #shakespeare #hamletposting #im so funny haha laugh now.

caraberryy

ok my English teacher used to be cool but now he’s a lame loser

caraberryy

the thing is idk if he ACTUALLY doesn’t like me or is just doing it for the bit. his track record is trash tho and I can never tell. he’s an ok teacher but will often waste like the whole class going off on a tangent and then get mad at us for not doing anything (jokingly or not?? I DUNNO I WISH HE WOUKD BE MORE CLEAR)

ok my English teacher used to be cool but now he’s a lame loser

#he doesn’t like me

when my teacher grades my hamlet paper he will see that brevity is not, in fact, the soul of wit (polonius go fuck thyself) and also I hate him (he keeps comparing me to the one misogynistic guy in my class. Im a girl hello?) (do Not call me “(misogynistic guy’s name) - adjacent” THAT IS LITERALLY THE WORST THING YOU COULD EVER CALL ME)