Gnome Haven

27/femme/artist 🥀

[lilpieceofmyworld]

[halp-meow]

“Hello?”

“Master! Oh my god!” Guillermo cried, hearing groans on both sides of the phone. “Master, it’s me, Guillermo.”

“Ugh, what do you want Guillermo?”

“W-Where are you?! Are you OK?!”

“I am doing GREAT, Guillermo. I am so busy with all the fun I am having, all the people I am fucking. I have not had any time to dwell on my scheming familiar at all.”

“Wait, no Master, Laszlo —”

“I do not care what you are doing Guillermo! I am so happy. I have never been better. I don’t fucking need you or your worthless devotion, and I am glad we never have to see each other again.”

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An abandoned Nandor goes on his journey thinking Guillermo has stood him up. After surviving the transatlantic journey to London, Guillermo desperately tries to find Nandor, only to be rejected by his master. Nearly a year after their separation, Nandor is back to recover what he’s lost. But Guillermo has moved on, in more ways than one.

My fourth chapter is up! Come for the suffering I put Nandor through, stay for Guillermo's WAP summer: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37150981/chapters/92684260

[tortellini-tankini]

Hey guys— OH FUCK *drops all of my favorite photos of Harvey Guillén all over your timeline*

[finngualart]

♥

[harvestkitty]

sum art for my dear friends fic!!!!!! i am in love with it pls go read it https://archiveofourown.org/works/35034322

[harvestkitty]

im once again projecting

[sosuperawesome]

Custom Frogs and Accessories

Jennas Whatever on Etsy

[spiffyspidr]

CUSTOM FROG! :)

[tehtariks]

“The only reason you’re alive is because I. Let. You. Live”: and in that moment, Nandor decided he and Guillermo would have to get vampire married | WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS

[jadenvargen]

Que esconde el conde…

[anushbanush]

What we Doodle in the Shadows Compilation 🦇

[halp-meow]

A playlist for when Guillermo just needs a good fucking cry in Spanish. Canciones de amor, despecho y soledad to cycle through all the stages of Nandermo. I like to think Silvia showed her little Memo all the Mexican señora classics. “Hasta Que Te Conocí” was absolutely written about Nandor:

No sabía, de tristezas, ni de lágrimas

Ni nada, que me hicieran llorar

Yo sabía de cariño, de ternura

Porque a mí desde pequeño

Eso me enseño mamá, eso me enseño mamá

Eso y muchas cosas más

Yo jamás sufrí, yo jamás lloré

Yo era muy feliz, yo viví­a muy bien

Hasta que te conocí

Vi la vida con dolor

No te miento fui feliz

Aunque con muy poco amor

Y muy tarde comprendí

Que no te debía amar

Porque ahora pienso en ti

Más que ayer, mucho más

Anyway, enjoy my brainrot.

[sosuperawesome]

Custom Corsets

French Meadows on Etsy

[beartnie]

Them

[bopopanda]

Let them free

[carajoland]

I have very anxious and obsessive thoughts and my mind most days feels like a broken record. Usually I can deal with this by either reducing stimulation,disassociating,working through them or watching asmr etc. But somedays I'm triggered and I just want comfort. Like I want to be held and protected and told I'm safe. I have these intrusive thoughts and I want someone with a nice strong chest who smells like fresh shower to ground me. I know this is a weird request because in my day to day I hate being touched by anyone but still. Would be nice. 😖

[seaoflove]

a long time ago i learned that a big part of your life needs to be undocumented and just simply enjoyed in the present. you don’t need to post a picture of the book your reading for it to be good. you don’t need to have a pic of you posing before the sea as proof that u had a good trip. there’s a very fine line between manufacturing moments for future nostalgia and honoring happy experiences by commemorating them into art. and it’s all about intention: do i want to take a picture because it would look good on ig or do i want to take a picture because i do not want to forget how insanely happy i am right now? or, preferably, do i even need to take a picture at all?

[carajoland]

Someone purchased two prints from me that weren’t even on my shop and made my day. 🥰

like someone looked at my stuff and liked it so much she didn’t care about the price and was like give me two. damn girl slow down yes I am single 🥺