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[carameloutro2]

Hello Mr Census I’d like to report my housemate for fraudulent domestic labour claims

[carameloutro2]

Matty Healy is so rich and yet his wedding photographs were taken on a rapist’s spycam

[sobcat]

tomorrow I'll do the possible

[carameloutro2]

The reason i actually find it impossible to really and truly talk about how i feel is because I’m convinced my thoughts and impulses are so much more evil than anyone else’s. My housemate thinks i have ocd

[carameloutro2]

I have ocd

[carameloutro2]

Really nice I can show my boyfriend all these candies he didn’t get to have as a kid cos his parents loved him and wouldn’t let him eat red 40, probably. That’s not a problem for me let me show you my world

[chamsalik]

Still got time to make more dope ass memories with awful people

[carameloutro2]

I would happily be despised by some if it meant love from others. Nothing and I mean nothing is worse than occupying a suffocating medium of never letting yourself want for more. I will be the villain in someone else’s life over and over and over if it means I get to be the heroine in mine.

[carameloutro2]

Having the craziest white person moment where I’m finding out my estranged mother is still a Scientologist via her Letterboxd reviews

[carameloutro2]

Working a 12 hour shift but texting my boyfriend like I’m unemployed

[flipchild]

goatse if the song was good; " and i didnt mean to sound my cock"!

[effemimaniac]

Not what he's called.

[flipchild]

What?

[flipchild]

[carameloutro2]

Trying to confront my own fatphobia: when I say chungus I don’t mean fat I just mean big and greedy wait that doesn’t really escape the paradigm

[tonyzaret]

I just want to make something clear re: my take on the Object Show Community. I do NOT think there is anything wrong with adults enjoying Object Shows and similar children's media. What I DO have a problem with is minors enjoying these shows (too many mature themes)

[carameloutro2]

I’d rather jack an ant off than listen to jack antonoff

[carameloutro2]

Me and my boyfriend both had a nightmare about the same Jack Antonoff

[carameloutro2]

Why does Epstein break out into a sudden blaccent in his alleged suicide note

[carameloutro2]

Sociological complexities mean that femcel does not mean female incel

[carameloutro2]

They don’t want you to know that pulling out your eyebrow hairs is a real hobby and it doesn’t hurt anybody or even you as long as you don’t subscribe to contemporary beauty standards