Dad! Jeonghan.
Y’ALL HIS SMILE IS CATCHING ME OFF GUARD HELLA BAD
BUT YEAH
you guessed it bitch
you is pregnant
with this man’s cHILD CONSIDER YOURSELF BLESSED
honestly tho jeonghans family would be so fucking PRETTY AND BEAUTIFUL LIFE IS SO UNFAIR
ngl he’d set a certain amount of kids to have
won't follow it lmao you guys have too many sexy times i laUGH
has a good 3 or 4
only wanted 1 tbh
lovES THEM ALL EQUALLY THO OK
GUYS HONESTLY IM HAVING TO SCROLL DOWN SO THAT I DONT SEE JEONGHANS SMILE ITS ACC HURTING MY HEART
AND IS REALLY DISTRACTING
but yeAH
ngl he’d also be low-key stressed when you tell him you’re having the first one
it would happen during when SVT’s active as shit so he's all like ‘will thE BABY EVEN KNOW WHO I AM?!’
you're an emotional wreck when he drops to thE FLOOR IN STRESS LIKE GDI JEONGHAN NOT REALLY SHOWING A POSITIVE ATTITUDE
he sits there for a good 5 minutes
you start to cry and turN AROUND AND I TOLD Y’ALL THIS WAS GONNA BE ANGSTY HERE BITCH
he just holds you back by your legs
like
is literally hugging the back of them
you turn around and look down and he literally is an angel
he has this hopeful smile and somehow that itself is enough to stop you crying
“i know that I'm busy with my job but nothing will ever top my current priority that is you and our child.”
you cry
hell even I'm fucking crying
he ends up pulling you down into his lap and you cry for a good half an hour and I'm sorry for making you such an overemotional person but just for the sake of the au ok I'm sorry ILY
boy whispers a ton of sweet nothings into your ear and you're hella reassured that he isn't gonna go anywhere
my heart is acc in pain
i feel as if jeongHAN WOULD BE the good ass liar when you’d be pregnant like you’d ask ‘babe am i fat?’
‘you’re carrying a proof of our love, sweetie, you’re only full of our future :))))))))’
he’d have a savage partner during the time of pregnancy bc hormones
‘dino you're not my baby anymore’
dino: *is relieved and thanks you bc he’s tired of his hyung’s shit*
wilL take you anywhere and everywhere w him bc he only trusts himself
s.coups: “jeonghan, we’re only practicing, whats y/n doing here?”
jeonghan: “she was bored :)))))))”
you in the corner: “LIES”
its also cute in a way bc during breaks from practice, he’ll squeeze his head on your lap (the space that isn't covered by your bump) hella carefully and shit talk about being a better singer than all of the vocal unit
woozi exiles him
you get all cute and motherly w vocal unit too like they always have something or the other prepped for you whenever they’re told that you're coming along
seungkwan will sing some fine ass song to the bump and jeonghan pushes him to the side and overlays seungkwans voice w his bc ‘its mY CHILD BITCH, FITE ME’
joshua is shaking likE ‘JEONGHAN STOP SWEARING YOUR KID WILL PICK IT UP
but yeah seokmin always has a tea or cordial juice prepared and y’all are the acc only normal pair w no drama like he literally just asks if you and the baby have been doing ok and its like a literal mothers meeting
on the DL whilst jeonghan is busy, the bump has exclusive access to the songs that have been picked for the comeback by uncle woozi like he’ll extend the earphone head thingy and he’ll just hold it to your bump and I'm writing more about svt than jeONGHAN FFS
i forgot to say that even tho jeonghan was dramatic at the announcement of his first child
boo you better know now that this guy’s laid-back as shit
even tho he has a band on your back at all times
would carry you in his arms if he could
he acc did like one time it rained and he waS LIKE NO I CANNOT LET YOU SLIp and y’all were also on the way to the clinic for an ultrasound so this extra ass boy literally carries you bridal style ffs i better have me a jeonghan when I'm pregnant
acc turns out to be more stressed out than you when you're in labour but doesnt show it like he knows he gotta be calm for his boo otherwise it'll all turn into a shit show and he’ll be screwed
gET YOUR HEAD iN THE GAME
he’ll honestly be a worry wart in his head whilst you're actually giving birth like he’ll regret making you go through all this pain just to give birth to his child and
once he hears that shrill little cry of a baby, he tears up
he kisses the hell out of your perspiring face and just thanks you a shit ton bc your babys finally here and he's just so damn thankful
lmao not when your baby ends up screaming at 4 in the morning for some milk
y’all had a girl btw, she grows to be aphrodite bc well her dads basically a gOD W THAT PRETTY FACE OF HIS JEONGHAN YOU HURT ME
jeonghan will honestly be the dad version of that one mum who will brag the shit out of their kids
not about achievements, about how good looking his children came out to be
remember when i said y’all have four kids at the beginning???
they all inherit thAT BEAUTIFUL SMILE IN THE GIF YOU BETTER FEEL BLESSED OK YOU GOT ANGELS COMING OUT OF YOUR SOUTHERN DISTRICT
BUT YEAH
will have a cuddle/sleep night from a long day of making that money
he's like in the middle of the bed and your litter of children just snuggle up to him
that picture stays on the living room wall for even your grandkids to see
so cutE I CRI
will bless the childrens ears from birth with his heavenly voice
instead of brushing their teeth, dad!jeonghan stands behind his litter and raises his voice by each octave, his children following his lead w their toothbrushes at the side of their mouth
he and joshua shit talk about vocal unit and their kids
not in the mean way tho lmao they'll do that thing where they’ll be at the svt family reunion and will emphasise about how the rest of vocal unit are whipped for their kids (lmao as if they aren't already)
seungkwan cackles in the bg as jeonghan follows one from his litter bc apparently dino’s kid denied the fact that they were their baby
will most likely be the dad to have all types of connections if their child wishes to go into a certain career path
“you're sure you don't want me to call this uncle up? they have some great things that they can offer-” “daD NO” “fine.”
will also be shut down by his kids quite a lot w savage remarks
will not bow down to the spawn that he helped create
it becomes a war of savagery where relations are forgotten
his kids will also learn to cheat a lot
jeonghan gets a taste of his own medicine in monopoly
“how daRE YOU CHEAT I DIDNT RAISE YOU LIKE THIS
jeonghan’s partner: “jeonghan you literally cheat right in front of them and tell them tricks and tips on how to do so i’m-”
also
with such immense beauty comes immense confessions of love
you better think right that when a bf of his daughter’s comes home for the first time that he’ll be whistling like he's in no ones business and simply swinging a kiddy bat in a circle
jeonghan’s partner: “jeonghan he’s literally 8 and here on a play date”
jeonghan: eXACTLY, emPHASIS ON ‘DATE’”
that little boy also happens to be one of seungcheol’s kids so its not really coincidental that when baby cheol goes home, its at that time that jeonghan receives a call from cheol
“stOP THREATENING MY BOY” “IT WAS A KIDDY BAT” “STILL CLASSIFIES AS A WEAPON YOU A-HOLE” “OHMAGAAAAAAD”
oh yeah
will sooooooOoOoOoOoOo be the dad that all the girls and even some boys crush on in high school
expect a sexy ass montage clip with the window rolled down and a hand going through his freshly dyed hair bc jeonghan doesnt believe in grey ones
15 year old bb girl jeonghan rolls her eyes and thumps her dads head before exiting the vehicle
“the disRESPEKT”
i feel as if this is shorter than dad!seungcheol but yeah, for years to come will jeonghan be boasting about his children going on to become great things
THE END :)