1v1 me irl

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[itznarcotic]

[sayruq]

You can read the rest of the thread here. Plus here's the 84 page document submitted by South Africa

[nixieteeth]

LEVEL 11 TEACHER PANIC EVENT

KID WROTE "MPREG VORTEX" ON THEIR DOODLE PAD AT LUNCH CLUB

I ASKED THEM TO PUT IT AWAY

ANOTHER KID MUST HAVE SMELLED MY HORROR

ASKED "MS DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE OMEGAVERSE IS"

SAMANTHA YOU ARE THIRTEEN WHY DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE OMEGAVERSE IS

[nixieteeth]

@too-many-muses I went full on startled prey mode 😭 I froze, shook my head way too quickly and then started aggressively cleaning the whiteboard lmaooo

[nixieteeth]

don't you fucking DARE I cannot go down in history as the omegaverse teacher

[nixieteeth]

I know for a fact that they think tumblr is dead as they have told me I look like used to have tumblr before it disappeared lmao

[aussie-bookworm]

I don’t mind too much if the Twitter users immigrate to tumblr.

However I will start Biting if tumblr becomes the standard social media site everyone uses.

My employers don’t need to know that I am a clown and this is the circus I frequent. They don’t need to learn about the chainsaws I juggle or the jokes I yell while entering a tiny car with a bunch of other clowns.

[carbonmonoxidepoisoning]

returning to scream into the void once more

[windtraces]

it's so hard to get a post off the ground these days. mutuals just don't want to make risky investments, not in this economy. all the big name funnymen get all the notes while us mom and pop bloggers barely scrape by.

[sunstonez-deactivated20250514]

Oh boy I can't wait to log into discord and see what my friends were up to while I was asle-

[evilscientist3]

Hits you with a beam that possibly takes effect

[draganimator]

Oh no what effect?

[evilscientist3]

an effect that is highly ambiguous

[pointnclick]

will it take effect?

[evilscientist3]

it may or may not take effect at any time

[thyrell]

ohhhh im feeling immediate effects (has succumbed to placebo)

[daily-tiktoks]

@worms.forbrains(any pronouns): well I don’t have a pole, but I have a skateboard 😈

Short Description: [[MORE]]

Tiktok creator worms.forbrains skating and singing along to the song “Montero (Call Me By Your Name)” by Lil Nas X. For each line, there are seamless transitions that include outfit changes that range from feminine to masculine and everything in between.

[the-ultimate-wifeform]

Cumming is my hyperfixation and I'm about to start info dumping.

[huffylemon]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[cappystrawby]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

i hate this fucking website because every time this appears

my stupid shitfuck idiot brain immediately screams

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

[oli-nerd]

Tumblr mobile really enhances the experience of this post

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

I tried pressing the reblog button on the picture

[ororium-z]

Let’s play a guessing game. Picture a woman in pop culture. - Largely well known and respected in her field of work by professionals and fans alike. - Has a very recognizable voice. - Married. He also works in the same field. His reputation is enough to rival her own, maybe even more successful than she is. - Once suspected her husband of committing adultery. Sometimes seen as unsupportive, even by fans. His bum ass definitely doesn’t deserve her. - Three children. The oldest is a daughter named after a color (protect her). - T H I C C

Who am I talking about?

[ororium-z]

[africanaquarian]

oh my god

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

[amusedan]

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*