Hi. I exist.

Here to be a little slutty and a little cringey while I'm still young. Give me everything I want or give me death.

[captainfunkpunkandroll]

Anti-war gay protester at the first Christopher Street Liberation Rally, June 28, 1970

[carcinodjinn]

My manager

"We are going to need Rome built, and we are going to need that by tomorrow"

[wizardsexmachine]

[sarcasticmudkip]

*blushes*

[asunnysadgirl]

this is so hot

[bebemoon]

[girlmostlikely]

#wieiad

[landsccape]

[peculiarpixi]

[archiveofaffinities]

Traveler’s Chapel, Alexandria, Louisiana, 1979

[blueb2nisters]

i’m a simple girl

i like gardening and drugs 🌺

[venusplanetofloveee]

me when i see him

[urv3nicebitch]

Televangelism (made by me)

@mothercain @vacillator

[aropride]

lovely character. i want to watch him drown in his shame

[notdelusionalatall-deactivated2]

[macabrevampire]

does anyone else think everything on earth is really really scary or is it just me and every prey animal

[weaver-z]

If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:

- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course

- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison

- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries

- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open

- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track

- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place

[ericvilas]

You forgot the part about how one of the competitors dropped out because of a cramp, hitched a ride back to the stadium, the car broke down 5 miles away from the finish line, so he decided to rejoin the race and get to the finish line on foot, and he was almost awarded a victory before the crowd told officials what he'd done and stopped him.

[escuerzoresucitado]