BRING IN THE DANCING LOBSTERS. @carcinoplaceholder - Tumblr Blog

I need to make an actual standard pinned post on all my blogs but for now I’m remaking this one. Hi I’m Dirt you might know me from @turntidesgalley and @doomiiternal is a sideblog to this blog where I’ll also be rping the Sollux from this timeline, who is icly sharing a blog with/logged into Karkat’s account.

Don’t forget to also follow @beaniebabycryptocurrency and @lamantramori also from this timeline!

Please read my OOC/Rules before following.

Also I’m in a permanent state of semi-hiatus which basically means I’ll be here except for when I’m not. Hope that clears things up.

#ooc

UGH.

#HELLO AGAIN TUMBLR.#MY GREATEST FOE.#SECOND GREATEST MAYBE.#\:B #IC

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Karkat Does Not Know I Stole His Phone To Post This Reblog It Before He Notices

{{ Please don’t reblog this post to non-roleplay blogs! Or remove this caption! Thanks! }}

#{{#ooc reblog #sorry i just woke up and was like #hrgnrhgn karkat day #i thought last night i would draw something new #and then i didnt #}}

{{ i forgot i changed karkat’s header image and i forgot how great it is

#ooc #}}

I HAVEN’T BEEN MEETING MY “GET ON TUMBLR JUST TO COMPLAIN ABOUT BULLSHIT” QUOTA NEARLY ENOUGH LATELY. WITH THAT SAID, UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#I HAVE TO GO HOME JUST TO GET READY TO LEAVE AGAIN.#IC

vriska69

Looking at my dash8oard gives me a headache like 70% of the time.

I THINK I’M JUST GOING TO GET OFF THE PLANET TOMORROW AND JUST NOT TELL MY BOSS.

#AS LONG AS THEY STILL DON'T KNOW I'M AWAKE.#IC

@vriska69

This post is so normalcore. Thanks.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN.

#IC #VRISKA69

I’M A HAIR’S WIDTH AWAY FROM QUITTING MY JOB.

#IC

I JUST COME TO TUMBLR TO COMPLAIN TO NO ONE BUT THE PATTERN SO FAR JUST LOOKS LIKE I’M ONLY HERE TO CRAFT RELATABLE TEXT POSTS FOR TUMBLR USER VRISKA (69).

#ic

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGHHHHHHH.

#ECK!#EURGH.#FUCK.#I FEEL LIKE ROADKILL.#IC

{{ the way ive been roleplaying dave since july and ive literally drawn three selfies for this blog and zero for him

#anyways karkat returns tomorrow #and new selfie. idk. later #unless you have my discord then you can see it rn if you want #ooc #}}

WHAT’S EVERYONE’S OBSESSION WITH MEASURING EACH OTHER AGAIN? DON’T ANSWER THAT.

#I WANT NARY A PEEP FROM SOLLUX AVERAGE HEIGHT CAPTOR WHO I KNOW HAS TO BE LURKING AT THIS VERY MOMENT.#IC

YOUR COMMENTS SICKEN ME.

#ALSO I'M SHORT LEAVE ME ALONE.#I'M TIRED AND I WANT MY FACE SCRUBBED FROM THE INTERNET.#IC

AUGH.

#IC