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lauren | 25 | UK

[drippyy]

The year is 21XX. Riot Games, now a worldwide megacorporation, begins their work on cloning Tyler1 in order to maintain popularity for League Of Legends 2

[wavcheck]

[kushblazer666]

[slowspinningredemption]

when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

[milkoosagi]

don't give up jinshi

[simon-newman]

Relationship...? Goals!?

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[toskarinfr]

it's important to have bits that aren't good and also nobody likes and also aren't funny

[wordfather]

dont look at me with those big beautiful eyes im trying to be Weird and evil to you

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[nmri]

ahhh.... boston.... the home of the creampie

[legoyuri]

not now. mommys making a 0 note post

[stickynutjuice]

me when i’m emperor and make all weird shit illegal and the kpoppers and kinnies put rat poison in the grapes i’m being fed

[albertnatural]

sometimes you all say big words on here

[ir8e-deactivated20250524]

[sacred-portal]

[papayajuan2019]

i am madly okay with you

[memewhore]