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anubis weighing my worth in the hall of maat
they call me the worm wizard
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its 2056. you wake up and your clothes jack you off. you go to take a shower (jacks you off) and insert a nutrition tablet in your mouth. it tastes like every dorito flavor at once. you go to your desk, it jacks you off. you lend your brain to main computation core of the Hegemony of Man, while it jacks you off. After 4 hours real time (it feels like you were being jacked off for a year) you go and plug in some entertainment. your brain is hooked up to the computer core, and it jacks you off. you get a notification in your field of vision. its a comm from your best friend, letting you know they are being jacked off. you hit like. its time for exercise, so walk towards the longevity pod where it exercise your body and jacks you off. your heart is full.
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The Breathtaking Beauty Of Shah-e-Cheragh Mausoleum In Iran
Shāh Chérāgh is a funerary monument and mosque in Shiraz, Iran, initially built in 1130 A.D. ,housing the tomb of the brothers Ahmad and Muhammad, sons of Mūsā al-Kādhim and brothers of ‘Alī ar-Ridhā. The two took refuge in the city during the Abbasid persecution of Shia Muslims. Shāh-é-Chérāgh is Persian for “King of the Light”.
I posted a watercolor process. Taking pictures of illustration is difficult :_(
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YO i am finally contact juggling again!
Also NOTA BENE the lovely jester hat made by @fidelishaereticus (from their etsy fidelisfoolery) <3
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literally no one: bad lab partners AU me: *Logus voice* Dear diary, my new lab partner is a pool boy with a fancy hat. Our TA had to tell him not to wear face paint to lab; I'm embarrassed even to stand beside to him. Worse, he's a mathematician. He constantly makes jokes about imbibing or snorting whatever substances we're working with, hardly takes this seriously, thinks he's hilarious, and to top it off, despite my clearly being the more competent party between us, he won't let me do a damned thing! Every time we come to the hood it's 'Logus measure this,’ ‘Logus fetch me that,' while he does all the important bits. I can't protest or he'll throw a fit, draw attention, and nothing will get done. Then of course when I go to write up my portion of the report, he insists on changing everything I've written before we hand it in. He hardly even alters any of the substance: just re-words it, for no reason! He wrote in my lab book once. That, i'm pretty sure, is blasphemy. It may even be illegal, and I only refrained from slapping him on the spot because we were surrounded by onlookers and I for one pride myself on not throwing tantrums in public like a child. Speaking of which, did I mention he's about 5 feet tall? Between his appearance and his behaviour, I'm not certain he isn't actually twelve. Honestly, that might explain things.
I hope he gets one of his contact juggling balls lost up his ass. I don't care if it's child abuse. He deserves it.
making great progress on my story guys
this video is the essence of who i am as a man
alex: oh who’s that with you, Glass? let me see your pet. glass: doll. it’s a doll. alex: a living doll is just a pet you’re lying about. glass: a dead pet is just a doll that sheds. alex: glass: alex: if you want me to fuck you, glass, you should just ask. glass: AAAAAAAAAAAAGGH