carlos

bsky: @carlos.how 32/CT/Data Engineer/DSA

[barcelonas]

pure poetry

[yellew]

hi

[ipodlinux]

The Woke Ginger

[fishing-princess]

The year is 21XX. Miraculously, Tumblr still exists as a somewhat popular brainchip application used largely by neofujoshis and fandomites. One day, a dumb low-effort shitpost by a member of one of the few remaining tgirl posting cells blows up, spreading across the neuronetwork like a wildfire. The therian tgirl who posted it, a hacktivist who augments cybernetics as a hobby, finding itself frustrated by the tags being completely filled with male characters despite the post clearly being about girls, and decides to edit the post. As per Chipblr policy, the edit is immediately applied to every instance of the post across the neuronetwork, but due to a century’s worth of tech debt from the poorly programmed website, the text of the edited post bypasses a vulnerability in the programming of the most popular brainchip models, immediately executing the new text as code. All the brainchips of every user who viewed the post immediately prompt their users to list one (1) female character they genuinely care about, stating that the chip will continue to increase in temperature unless genuine positive emotion is detected by the chip. What was intended as a harmless prank by a tgirl hacktivist turns into one of the deadliest cyberattacks in history, as thousands of fandomites and neofujos across the remains of what was once the United States are killed due to their inability to care even slightly about a single fictional woman. Decades after this unpreventable tragedy, F/F to M/M fanfic ratios across the English speaking internet have come closer to parity than ever in recorded history with an astonishing ratio of 30% F/F to 70% M/M

[zonecassette]

[amoisthobo]

Just finished my placements in overwatch competitive. I hit silver 2 I am going to kill myself.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

damn bro. you trash

[ios10emojis]

What’s your Overwatch competitive rank?

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

i ain’t ever play overwatch a day in my life. i just wanted to spread negativity. merry christmas

[catcrumb]

[ipodlinux]

I miss my dead friend

[maidsuokasenpai]

I honestly think the original ah lads not again post is the funniest

[maidsuokasenpai]

[wifehaver103947]

can anyone help me with showijg tbis to a european as fast as possible

[discheaven]

Half-Life (PS2)

[pissvortex]

Someone uploaded Exmilitary to Spotify and just changed the cover art to say “Michael”

[pissvortex]

[mortalityplays]

WASHING RICE. the thing we are talking about is WASHING RICE. PASSING WATER OVER RICE. an action that takes anywhere from 30-120 seconds. you 'DON'T KNOW HOW' to WASH RICE. you 'DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO LEARN' how to WASH RICE. the concept of IMMERSING RICE IN WATER has passed you by because you were not TAUGHT AS A CHILD.

[auroroboros1]

you sound like someone who washes their hands after eating.

[shitsncraps]

??????????? what could this possibly mean

[auroroboros1]

demanding that other people wash their food is germaphobe behavior. like if im ok with taking the risk thats my choice.

[mortalityplays]

demanding that other people wash their food is germaphobe behavior.

[ipodlinux]

I do not want to interview anymore

[suigintou]

umm. is that good

[powerburial]

soybeans are a transgender food so yes

[ipodlinux]

gamers get so mad when you don’t like their favorite toy

[ipodlinux]

I still dont really understand what kratom is or why anyone would want to do that