RED MED1C

tf2 oc rp blog | main is @puffpal7

[cardinalcarrier]

MEET THE RED MEDIC!

" Ah, hallo! My name is Dr. Ludwig, but some of you may know me as the RED Medic. I've heard that there are people similar to that of me and my colleagues' likeness, and I'd love to get to know more of my fellow RED members! Feel free to send in an ask; I'm always free to chat! "

Hi!! My name is Kurt (he/him) and im the mod behind this rp blog!!

This is an oc rp blog, so medics personality is going to be heavily divergent from canon, notably being more friendly and kind towards others. His lore, and by extension his universe's, will also be different.

Content warning for talk of medicine and hospital settings!! And apologies for any medical inaccuracies >_<

If I suddenly stop posting its likely that I've been procrastinating or putting off rping on this blog. Please don't assume I've completely lost interest!! I (the mod) have adhd which means my focus flips around a lot.

You're free to flirt with the medic and engage in ship rps, but please do not direct any romantic or suggestive comments towards me (the mod). I am a minor and would prefer to stay away from any nsfw territory. Suggestive jokes are okay, but please don't go too far with them.

My main blog is @puffpal7, and my other oc blog is @blubatter-up

Important notes for my ocs universe!! (Info may be added if necessary)

RED team members are unable to respawn, but BLU is capable of respawning.

BLU and RED are not clones of each other.

[cardinalcarrier]

Hey, mate. I hate my Medic's guts so I'm coming to you. When I get nervous my neck bloody jerks to the side repeatedly without me havin' a say. Any way to fix that?

- @resurracting

" Hello! I believe vhat you're describing is a nervous tic. Zhere's no vay to stop the tics from happening vithout outright avoiding situations zhat cause you to become nervous or finding vays to relieve the stress. It may also be neck spasms, vhich is caused by poor posture. If zhat turns out to be zhe case, massaging or stretching zhe neck should help alleviate zhe pain. "

[cardinalcarrier]

//I love having adhd!!

[bestistbostonboy69]

Isopod? Do you like isopod?

a what??

[cardinalcarrier]

" Zhis in an isopod! Quite charming creatures, ja? "

[moonlightselixir]

[cardinalcarrier]

Hey um... quick question. Do you have a way to fix my hand? I cut it real deep while playin games with Pyro...

@hurtme4fun

" Of course! I alvays carry a packet of bandaids on me at all times. "

> Medic digs into his pocket, fishing out a box of floral bandiads and holding it out for Scout to take.

" You can pick vhich design you like best. "

[cardinalcarrier]

" I don't understand vhy people zhink apples vould keep doctors avay. I quite like apples! If anything, I'd probably come closer. "

[cardinalcarrier]

//medic moodboard!!

[justthescout]

Nah, 'cause ya don't understand how freaking hard it is to live with 8 other people ALL who are in a freaking relationship with each other. That's 8 out of 9 people! And the odd 1 out? Me, obviously

They never liked me, I akways annoyed them, and nothing was ever the same after that. They took Pyro. They took Soldier. They took Spy. They took everyone but me. Because there's something wrong with me.

Every fucking day I wake up and see it. Heave and Engineer makin' breakfast together. Pyro and Soldier causin' chaos together. Demo and Sniper cuddlin'. Freakin' Spy and Medic kissin' in the hallways.

And then they swap. Engie and Pyro hanging out. Sniper and Spy making out on the couch. Soldier and Demo holding hands. Heavy and Medic talking for hours in the medbay.

And then there's me. The odd one out. I could disappear and they wouldn't care since I'm not 1 if their boyfriends. They all have someone. They all have multiple someones. They have their people.

I'm not one of them.

[meet-the-blu-sniper]

...

Do you wanna make out?

[justthescout]

I'm apparently depressed, asexual, and I haven't showered in at least 4 days aside from this one Medic spraying me with a hose. Still sure ya wanna make out...?

[meet-the-blu-sniper]

I'd be willing.

I haven't showered in a couple weeks.

[cardinalcarrier]

" Do I need to spray with vith zhe hose again? "

[justthescout]

"Ye, sure, you're free to do it."

[cardinalcarrier]

[justthescout]

Nah, 'cause ya don't understand how freaking hard it is to live with 8 other people ALL who are in a freaking relationship with each other. That's 8 out of 9 people! And the odd 1 out? Me, obviously

They never liked me, I akways annoyed them, and nothing was ever the same after that. They took Pyro. They took Soldier. They took Spy. They took everyone but me. Because there's something wrong with me.

Every fucking day I wake up and see it. Heave and Engineer makin' breakfast together. Pyro and Soldier causin' chaos together. Demo and Sniper cuddlin'. Freakin' Spy and Medic kissin' in the hallways.

And then they swap. Engie and Pyro hanging out. Sniper and Spy making out on the couch. Soldier and Demo holding hands. Heavy and Medic talking for hours in the medbay.

And then there's me. The odd one out. I could disappear and they wouldn't care since I'm not 1 if their boyfriends. They all have someone. They all have multiple someones. They have their people.

I'm not one of them.

[meet-the-blu-sniper]

...

Do you wanna make out?

[justthescout]

I'm apparently depressed, asexual, and I haven't showered in at least 4 days aside from this one Medic spraying me with a hose. Still sure ya wanna make out...?

[meet-the-blu-sniper]

I'd be willing.

I haven't showered in a couple weeks.

[cardinalcarrier]

" Do I need to spray with vith zhe hose again? "

[cardinalcarrier]

" Sorry for zhe recent inactivity, meine Freunde! My team has been keeping me busy treating all zheir wounds, but I should be able to chat some more now. "

[cardinalcarrier]

//I've been thinking of making another oc rp blog lately but I'm not sure who!! which one would you guys like to see the most ^^

blu heavy

blu medic

blu demoknight

red huntsman (sniper)

red spy

red soldier

red scout

see results

Voting ended onSep 16, 2025

[cardinalcarrier]

//I've been thinking of making another oc rp blog lately but I'm not sure who!! which one would you guys like to see the most ^^

blu heavy

blu medic

blu demoknight

red huntsman (sniper)

red spy

red soldier

red scout

see results

Voting ended onSep 16, 2025

[artz-blu]

hi doc. do you know if any of your associates are on this hellsite yet

Nein, not yet.

[cardinalcarrier]

" I've met quite a few of your colleagues! Zhough I' not if zhey're from your specific team. Zhere are more of zhem zhan you zhink! "

[mundyinpain]

Emergency Commissions Open!

Rate: $15/hr

Will draw: Anthro, feral, gore, mech, full body references, ocs, fanart, furry, human, suggestive, nsfw (depending on a few factors), people of all backgrounds

Wont draw: Political content and propaganda, Real people without their explicit consent

Money is needed for a few parking tickets that amount to $300! If they're not paid off within a certain amount of time, the debt will increase. So I would appreciate it if someone has money to spare to commission me, or just wants to lend a hand! If you can't, I'd appreciate a reblog!

$0/$300 PROGRESS

[crozzhairz]

guess whos in debt

[crozzhairz]

hi. fuck is wrong wit' that dog

[cardinalcarrier]

" I'm no veterinarian, but I believe zhis one has nothing vrong vith it. It's just soggy. "

[dk-thrive]

Big Red on a windy afternoon on New Year's Day. Northern Cardinal. 12:24 pm January 1, 2025. Darien, CT (@dkct25)