hey guys hereās my review of how much various horror movies fit their titles
scream: there is a respectable amount of screaming. could have been called āguy in a screamy mask with a knifeā but they took a risk with the title and I respect that 7/10
the descent: there is a good amount of descending in this movie 8/10
it follows: it does, in fact, follow 9/10
Oculus: dumb. Idk what oculus means and I donāt care. shld have been called āmurder mirrorā 0/10
the babadook: movie is based around an entity known as the babadook. very good 10/10
creep: I guess the guy is fairly creepy, but I i wish the title was a little more specific. Work the wolf mask in there next time 5/10
the exorcist: there is an exorcist 8/10
the houses that October built: October canāt build houses. Itās a month. Idiots. 2/10 because it does, at least, take place in October
silent hill: I donāt think there are any hills that are more silent than the average hill in this movie 1/10
paranormal activity: there is activity that is fairly paranormal 9/10
the blair witch project: I guess what theyāre doing could be counted as a project, and it DOES involve the blair witch, but Iād call it more of a ādocumentaryā than a āprojectā 7/10
split: there are, to the best of my knowledge, no splits of either the gymnastic or banana variety in this movie 0/10
the midnight meat train: there is a train at midnight, and some meat themes throughout the movie, but the train itself is not filled with meat 6/10
the conjuring: nothing is actually conjured. theyāre actually trying to get rid of something, which is like. the opposite of conjuring -100/10
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