Dealin' Up t'Knock 'Em Down

Name's Remy LeBeau. Mutant. X-Man. Ain't gonn' get more'n dat here, so jes lay it on me real nice like, yeah? GAMBIT FAN { MUTANT & PROUD }

[xjubilation]

Then just shut up and hug me at least.

[cardsandcapers-blog]

[Grins and hugs her]

[xjubilation]

Kiss my ass, Cajun.

[cardsandcapers-blog]

Mmm, nah.

[xjubilation]

Yeesh! You guys suck at hellos.

What’s up bitchachos?

[cardsandcapers-blog]

Eh, didn' feel th'need.

[frostythexman-blog]

Are you kidding me? Since that song came out. That’s my jam. 

[cardsandcapers-blog]

Don' tell Ali. She get offended.

[frostythexman-blog]

[sings] Whoa-oh-oh-ohhhhh oh oh oh ohhh whoa-oh-ohhh, caught in a bad bromance~

[cardsandcapers-blog]

How long was ya'll waitin' fo' dat?

[frostythexman-blog]

Snow problem. When you wanna go? 

[cardsandcapers-blog]

Whene'er, mon brave.

[frostythexman-blog]

Y’know what? I think we’re a pair of jokers. 

[cardsandcapers-blog]

Bro? Bro. Real talk?

We should go sleddin'.

[cardsandcapers-blog]

HOW DID DIS E'EN HAPPEN?!

[weatherwitchwhispers]

You can bother all the Nazis you want you, my dear.

[cardsandcapers-blog]

Yaaaaaaaaaaay~!

[prydesblog]

Oh god.

[cardsandcapers-blog]

All I did was kiss 'er hand an' apologize fo' th'mess.

[frostythexman-blog]

Might say you ran the whole gambit? 

[cardsandcapers-blog]

An' I put you on ice, man.

[prydesblog]

I know. I wielded it once. Before you were even a blip on the X-Men’s radar too.

[cardsandcapers-blog]

Didja woo d'Queen while doin' so? [Laughs] Not in a bad way- I was a perfectly respectable gentleman t'Her Majesty.

[frostythexman-blog]

Might to fold on this one. 

[cardsandcapers-blog]

An' I skated by wit' ease.

[weatherwitchwhispers]

[weatherwitchwhispers]

You do not want to know.

[cardsandcapers-blog]

T'quote Kevin Spacey, Wrooooooooong.

[prydesblog]

*She snorts* I would’ve paid big money to see the look on his face.

[cardsandcapers-blog]

An' lemme tell you. Excalibur? Damn fine sword.

[frostythexman-blog]

Think the deck was stacked against me.

[cardsandcapers-blog]

Ya'll got snowballed.

[prydesblog]

Oh no, no, no, you’re telling. What happened?

[cardsandcapers-blog]

Well, y'know how he an' his boys have some really nice toys, right? Dey had trouble findin' 'em.