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independant oc blog for Care I am in event mode rn sorry all

[carebearanon-blog]

more thing ive done

[carebearanon-blog]

such fabulous art I have done, if anyone wanna commision me I can do anything like any of these for 2-8 dollars send the money over to  paypal.me/gurrent

[carebearanon-blog]

such fabulous art I have done, if anyone wanna commision me I can do anything like any of these for 2-8 dollars send the money over to  paypal.me/gurrent

[carebearanon-blog]

such fabulous art I have done, if anyone wanna commision me I can do anything like any of these for 2-8 dollars send the money over to  paypal.me/gurrent

[voidblood]

Shipping with me gets you access to so many AUs

[voidblood]

I should be honest

They aren’t developed AUs

It’s me sliding into your DMs at 2am with “What if they were vampires” with no further context

[the-replica]

@devoted-royal-scientist

[carebearanon-blog]

@mercifulormurderer @determinedpunk

[normal-horoscopes]

The Signs as Something Else

Aries: The storm sirens wail, the sound of colossal footsteps thunder closer. A low mournful sound that seems to crack the sky.

Taurus: The now abandoned house by the seaside. The reason there aren’t any more rat catchers in town. 

Gemini: The grey dogs in porcelain masks that wander the streets at night. The one that sat under a streetlight, and watched through your bedroom window.

Cancer: The faceless too-tall things covered in red cloth. They seemed to be enjoying the tea party the little girl had set out for them.

Leo: There were rumors that god was starving.

Virgo: The tall leafless trees that grew on the sites of the mass graves.

Libra: The disused parts of the subway network. The market that meets every Friday in the old transit hub.

Scorpio: The sudden, intense and inescapable feeling that you are lost. How the feeling fades too suddenly.

Ophiuchus: The missing statue in front of the library.

Sagittarius: The old rotting puppet that taught you martial arts.

Capricorn: The massive black roadrunner that followed your car through Utah. You didn’t say a word the whole night.

Aquarius: The angel tangled in the power lines.

Pisces: How the world changes when you cross the freeway. How the trash vanishes and the paint becomes more vibrant. How the air becomes sterile.

[normal-horoscopes]

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: You have nearly reached your weekly allotted trundling quota. Go easy on the trundling until Monday.

Taurus: Do you see the things bursting from the cracks? The things that seek sunlight of no accord but their own? Your skin is your own prison but dammit it is yours.

Gemini: Prepare for the worst, hope for the best, fuck up anyway and make something up on the fly.

Cancer: Be the change you want to see in the world, the words wont write themselves. Eventually they will though, and you’ll get to see them consume everything in your path, leaving the earth bare and salted.

Leo: It doesn’t matter what you pick but goddammit you have to be something with your entire heart.

Virgo: Paper thin slightly curved panes of glass, layered atop each other as to only barely touch in specific places. The engravings are so fine it would take a lifetime to unravel their meaning.

Libra: After a bloodhound is rendered harmless, it can be safely disassembled for use. Remember: Blind, disable, repurpose.

Scorpio: It bleeds flower petals that harden into sharp scarlet scales. Every scar becomes a razor.

Ophiuchus: There are things that simply cannot be taught. They can only be learned firsthand. Those who have the knowledge understand its importance. Watch how inane advice becomes important.

Sagittarius: Memory weighs down the flow of time like rocks in a stream. Enough rocks in the wrong place can make reality flow back in on itself. 

Capricorn: Answer the Door.

Aquarius: You have time on your side, your possessions do not. Things rot. 

Pisces: Let your mind rest, there will be plenty of time to use it. For now things need space to replenish. 

[normal-horoscopes]

The Signs During the Holidays:

Aries: Slowly freezing to death outside with their arms outstretched so birds can hang out on their hands. 

Taurus: Attempting to box and wrap themselves for maximum Christmas cheer.

Gemini: Renting a bulletproof vest for the family get together later today.

Cancer: Ritually polishing the holiday lance. Gotta get all the blood off from last year.

Leo: Baking hundreds upon thousands of cookies. Legions of cookies. Their eyes are completely white, they seem to be in some sort of trance.

Virgo: Working on your fiendish plan to capture and cybernetically augment Santa.

Libra: Warming themselves in the fireplace as all of their clothes burn off.

Scorpio: Dual wielding a pair of Christmas lights like a pair of whips. 

Ophiuchus: Stalking the misty streets in a sackcloth mask holding a single candle and scaring small children.

Sagittarius: Driving the body wagon to the mount to drop off sacrifices to the Christmas wyrm. 

Capricorn: Brewing cider in the stomach of a freshly slain elk.

Aquarius: Affixing brass knuckles and a scarf, heading out looking for some goddamn halls to deck.

Pisces: Showing bhuddist/jewish solidarity by manning the anti-aircraft guns, combing the sky for that red thing. 

[carebearanon-blog]

mun day photo with my laptop

[normal-horoscopes]

The Signs and Love:

Aries: You love closely and warmly. Everything you love is forcibly wrapped in tin foil with the power of your will alone.

Taurus: You are a nervous lover. As in, you are a lover who has a nervous system, you know synapses and all that.

Gemini: You have a heart of gold and a face of gallium. Your face melts at room temperature into a glistening silvery puddle. 

Cancer: It can be difficult to make you smile, but when you do its gorgeous. Consider not sewing your lips shut every morning.

Leo: A bold and passionate lover. Just make sure that what you’re hitting on is in fact alive. 

Virgo: A dangerous lover. A lover on the edge. Someone who can only feel affection while on an adrenaline high, like when skydiving. 

Libra: When it comes to love you think too much. If they said they like you, they probably like you.

Scorpio: Tsundere.

Ophiuchus: A clever lover. While you may think you have a good solution for every problem, too many of them involve systems of pulleys. Its freaking your significant other out. 

Sagittarius: You are a true and loyal lover. Treachery is met with a swift death.

Capricorn: You love like steel toes. Thrilling, dramatic, and often a source of testicular pain.

Aquarius: An elegant lover, all fall before your mere voice. Thats when you tie their shoes together and steal their wallets. 

Pisces: A cute lover. Adorable really. Ignore the hunting knife.

[carebearanon-blog]

@mercifulormurderer

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet

tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*

concrete: *cracks*

tony, whispering: what the fuck.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? thats like-

peter, thinking about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to lift the weight of my sins, yes

tony:??????

[sexycraisinthanos]

Tony, seeing Mjorlnir unguarded: Pete come here a sec.

[gayshitanddadjokes]

Peter, able to lift it bc he’s a good boy: What?

Tony, fainting:

[hollyleafdeservedbetter]

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[frogluv123-deactivated20201112]

reblog to save a life (and a wallet)

[normal-horoscopes]

The Signs and Frontier:

Aries: Great salt wastes, the bedrock of the world. Vast coral reefs salted and preserved millennia after the ocean dried up.

Taurus: A thunderous rain-swept plain. The dead are placed in covered towers to keep the storms off. Thunder signals a soul crossing over.

Gemini: A window overlooking the ice flow. At night you can hear the colossal sheets of frozen ground grinding against each other. The wind howls.

Cancer: A tomb. Who knows to what or who. The ground around here is razed and black.

Leo: An island covered in plant life. The old-growth oak at the center. The mother raven that nests in its crook. The bodies hanging from the branches.

Virgo: The underground spring. Waters filtered through miles and miles of porous rock. The altar buried with an earthquake. The things that hang from the ceiling, feeding off the waters below.

Libra: The great cistern where now only mushrooms collect. The mass beats like a heart, slowly ever slowly.

Scorpio: A palace slowly being pried apart by trees.

Ophiuchus: A tangle of lanterns and branches, like a starlit sky seen through a bundle of yarn. They grew together.

Sagittarius: A place of great tragedy and power, now thawing slowly from its self-imposed prison.

Capricorn: A land stitched back together with roots. Even the animals here are patchworks of what they once were.

Aquarius: A field of warped and violet glass, it was never supposed to be this way. A constant reminder of failure, but also hope for the future.

Pisces: The place where the moon used to be.

[truelovevip-deactivated20190324]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[blackbirdscreaming]

Major Arcana Themed Asks

I. The Magician: Do you have a favourite creation? What is the thing you wish you had the means for doing? Do you think more positively or negatively in your everyday life? II. The High Priestess: Do you rely more on your head or your heart? What is the most significant lesson you learned in life? Is there someone you really wish you could help right now?  III. The Empress: What does “beauty” mean to you? What would you call one of your happiest memories? Is there something timeless in your life? IV. The Emperor: Is there someone you cannot get along with - why? What is one of your weaknesses that could easily become your strength? Do you have a leading spirit?  V. The Hierophant: Is there something that worries you right now? Have you ever had to sacrifice something that was valuable for you? Is there something you are overly attached to?  VI. The Lovers: What proved to be the greatest temptation in your life? What does having freedom mean to you? Is there something or someone you are yearning for?  VII. The Chariot: What do you consider your biggest success? Do you find it hard to keep a balance in your life? Have you ever had to back down from a plan that was dear to you? VIII. Strength: Is there something you are impatiently waiting for? Do you have something you wish you had the strength to finish? How do you go about getting what you want? IX. The Hermit: Do you have something you think you can teach to others? Is there someone in your life who understands you perfectly? Do you ever feel the need to hold your feelings back?  X. Wheel of Fortune: Is there something uncertain in your life that you wish you could resolve? Are you sensitive to criticism? Do you believe in luck - and do you consider yourself to be lucky?  XI. Justice: Do you find it difficult to admit if you were wrong about something? What is an activity that you consider hard and would be scared of, or hesitant doing? What is an injustice that you suffered?  XII. The Hanged Man: What was the most significant change in your life? Do you prefer a stagnant but safe, or an ever-changing way of life? What is an opportunity you wish you could have taken? XIII. Death: Does change scare you? Have you ever felt like you were reborn due to an experience? What is something you wish you could change in your life?  XIV. Temperance: What do you consider your biggest challenge? Is it easy for you to get along with most people? Are you competitive - in what? XV. The Devil: Are you rebellious? Have you ever done something you knew was wrong and yet, couldn’t help yourself? What is something you find difficult to tolerate?  XVI. The Tower: Do you easily change your opinion on matters? What makes you lose faith in other people? Is there anything, or anyone you feel safe with? XVII. The Star: Is there a person you have an unclear relationship with right now? Do you believe in astrology? Is there something you gather inspiration from?  XVIII. The Moon: Have you ever had an unhealthy obsession with something or someone? Do you find it necessary to forgive those who wronged you? When was the last time you felt trapped for some reason?  XIX. The Sun: Were you ever made to feel like an outsider in a group? What is a simple thing in life that never fails to make you happy? What sort of people do you have the best relationship with?  XX. Judgement: What is a thing you can see yourself gradually improving at?  Is there something you wish you could fix? What is a thing about you that seems to surprise most people?  XXI. The World: What is your most prized skill? Do you consider yourself to be ambitious? Where do you see yourself in the far future? XXII. The Fool: How much weight do you give to other people’s opinion? What is an adventure you were part of - or you wish you could be part of? Is there something you have an endless passion for? 

[memeroundups]

Send ‘a moment of weakness’

and the generated outcome will be used for a small drabble scenario or starter. { tw violence }

Your muse is emotionally compromised and breaking down.

My muse is emotionally compromised and breaking down.

Your muse is smashed drunk and incoherent.

My muse is completely drunk and incoherent.

Your muse is tied up (how and why is up to the mun)

My muse is all tied up (how and why is up to the mun)

Your muse is surrounded by thugs up to no good and mine happens to pass by.

My muse is surrounded by thugs up to no good and yours happens upon this.

Your muse is having a vivid nightmare and is shouting out brokenly.

My muse is having a vivid nightmare and is crying out in their sleep.

Your muse is being kept hostage and mine has just rescued them.

My muse is kidnapped and yours has just rescued them.

Your muse has been beaten badly and is in bad shape, mine happens to find them.

My muse is been beaten badly and is in bad shape, yours finds mine in this state.

Your muse falls very ill and continues activities even if they seem on the verge of passing out.

My muse is sick and continues daily routine even though they seem on the verge of passing out.

Your muse is in a frightened or nervous state (why is up to the mun)

My muse is in a frightened or nervous state (why is up to the mun)

Your muse is temporarily blind.

My muse is temporarily blind.

Your muse has suddenly sprained an ankle and can’t walk.

My muse has suddenly sprained an ankle and can’t walk.

Your muse has blackmail over mine.

My muse has blackmail over yours.

Mun chooses.

[blackfirewolf]

one of the most annoying things is making OCs cause like, i’ll develop their character and design but slowly they become their own thing entirely and i’m just holding the scraps of who they were supposed to be and instead they’re basically running away naked across a field while flipping me the bird