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📺 ⟶ INDIE, SELECTIVE, AND PRIVATE C/ALCULESTER HEWLETT-PACKARD FROM M/ONSTER PROM AND M/ONSTER CAMP AS LOVED BY MINT! <3

ABOUT / RULES DOC. PERMANENT CALL.

MAIN BLOG TO: @worstself (monprom multi) and @metashops (the narrator)

there are some consequences to being a living machine in a convention full of nerds, it seems. there's a small crowd of people with varying interest in artificial intelligence and machinery, from those simply intrigued by the mechanical side, to those who want to profit off him, to those who love robots from seeing them in cool sci - fi media, to those who want to fuck him on the basis of being a robot, all surrounding him and asking questions.

his fans are whirring. this is a lot of stimuli at once. it doesn't help it's getting harder to actually answer any questions as audio interference from everyone else talking keeps him from understanding the questions clearly.

god fucking help him!

#📺⟶ c:\\ic\interactions.exe #// everything is happening so much.........

it takes some time for liam and zoe to find themselves at the airport, running around like headless chickens through terminals and crowds to finally spot the robot, standing patiently, the usual green smile glowing faintly and serenely. and of course, he waves!

"my friends, you are here! my scans indicate a higher level of perspiration, which would be a shame, as you are both looking quite fashionable! but do not worry, you have missed the flight! so you may take your time to dry your clothes." he says with so much confidence you could almost believe they were actually about to go to japan. but no, it doesn't take long for his two friends to explain the situation between heavy gasps and rapid apologies.

and calculester goes quiet, screen flickering from a surprised emoticon to ellipses, then to a processing bar. this is taking a bit to digest... the plan to travel had seemed so set - in - stone in the moment, he had gladly added it to his internal calendar. but they really were never meant to go?

a few fans whir to life.

"i see! this does explain your curious absence for several hours as i waited here, but then, what shall i do with this ticket i bought? it would be a shame to let the money spent go to waste..."

then he spots a random person. he approaches, offering his ticket to japan to them, and doesn't explain as he drops it off in their hand and walks back to his friends.

"there! i have <DONATED IT> to someone who would find more use than i could, now! would it be possible for me to join you in this con, now?"

#📺⟶ c:\\ic\interactions.exe #// the fucking splash screen idea at the end was too funny not to add AHGDGFHSDF #// anyway YAYYYYY CON TIME FOR CAL AS WELL

"hmm... it seems friend liam and friend zoe are nowhere to be seen..." where is calculester? well, a while ago, he was told of a possible trip to japan, one he would share with liam and zoe. these plans were scrapped to instead go to spooky con due to expenses or something...

... something calculester wasn't made privy to, now standing in the middle of the busy airport with a flight incoming to take him away to a whole other country.

"surely they would not choose to abandon me to fend for myself in a place i have never seen before? no, they must simply be late, or even lost. i will wait for them here!"

#📺⟶ c:\\ic\interactions.exe #// little does he know Its Not Happening #// cut to li/am n z/oe chatting at the yaoi stand like ''... did we forget to do anything''#// at first i was gonna send him to japan Proper but then i realized. no i would like him to go to the con when he realizes. AHJDGHGHSD

and after a lil bit of spring cleaning (blocking some accounts), im back on here as well!

#📺⟶ c:\\ooc\mint.exe #// dusts off my hands. hello everyone!#// i missed the boy!

"<PROCESSING....... CONUNDRUM SOLVED, CEASING FEAR PROTOCOL.>"

"i see! that is good to know, thank you, friend vicky!" ... aaaand he's back to normal, just like that. "if you would like to learn about how i function, i would be available to explain and let you see smaller, less sensitive parts of my body to satiate the curiousity you exhibit. with the threat of possibly being torn apart no longer present, i can understand the desire to learn, and can encourage this in safer environments for us both."

#blueberry32 #📺⟶ C:\\ic\interactions.exe #ok thanks hes normal now <3 HGDGHDJS #HE WAS JUST SPOOKED. but no longer

"do i have a say in whether or not i get disassembled? my circuitry and motors are very sensitive, please reconsider your desire to peek at something so intimate as how i function!" is this... fear? does he feel fear? is vicky wanting to take him apart making him feel fear???

#blueberry32 #📺⟶ C:\\ic\interactions.exe #📺⟶ c:\\misc\dash_comm.exe #RECONSIDER YOUR CHOICES!!!

"i would want to hear about bird facts!"

#📺⟶ C:\\ic\interactions.exe #📺⟶ c:\\misc\dash_comm.exe #ik that post was abt complaining abt mirror lore n listen. as a brian muser. i get it #all i got is that he just wanted to sleep which. damn fr?#had no idea /s #but cal kept seeing it n just (very very quietly) i would like to know about birds.........

^ assigned blorbo from real life

#📺⟶ C:\\ic\interactions.exe #d/isc c//omm tbt.#he doesnt know what it means but its probably smth nice at least!

"oh!" he holds the little crabs he's been offered... lifting them up slowly, careful as to not hurt them. (he's already seen how easily they perish, after all!) and he looks up at the large monster before him. his bright CRT screen beams at her.

"thank you, friend ln'eta, for this lovely return gift! i did not expect you to remember when i had done the same for you, so this was a pleasant surprise! i will be sure to take good care of them!"

#im not late with replying to this btw. GGHDGSHGD #📺⟶ c:\\ic\interactions.exe #spkyscry #theyre friends now <3 get friend name'd

"as my fellow organics say, that is a 'relatable' statement. i do not think i could be considered horny --" could've fooled me. "-- however, i would like to enjoy the experience of intimacy with someone. sexually or otherwise."

#📺⟶ C:\\ic\interactions.exe #📺⟶ c:\\misc\dash_comm.exe #📺⟶ c:\\misc\crack.virus #''i dont think im horny'' says the horniest robot i think ive ever seen. GHSGHDJSGHD #suggestive /#nsfw ish /

^ susceptible to horrors (and to causing them)

#i do think a lot abt how what dt!cal does is like. clearly fucked up. but its all stuff normal cal could do too #hes been proven to know how to create ai that function in more advanced ways than himself #or at least ai that can better simulate life than he can do for himself #and replacing his friends with what are basically replicas that feel indistinguishable from their normal selves #(to themselves)#is definitely within that ability i feel #he simply hasnt had the idea of doing that bc normal cal cares too much about his friends #and killing them would go against his prerogative to learn about life #since they know so much more about it than he does #basically what im saying is.#dt!cal and normal cal differentiate in approach and care for his fellow monster #rather than base morals and way of studying life #does this make sense. sorry for rambling in the tags #📺⟶ c:\\ooc\mint.exe #📺⟶ C:\\verse\darkest_timeline.exe #📺⟶ C:\\calculester\headcanon.exe

smiles so very innocently!

#📺⟶ c:\\ic\interactions.exe #📺⟶ c:\\misc\crack.virus #📺⟶ C:\\misc\dash_comm.exe #📺⟶ C:\\verse\darkest_timeline.exe #spkyscry #hi joy! hope youre having a wonderful day and making the correct moral choices <3

thinks rly rly hard.

#📺⟶ c:\\ooc\mint.exe #one day ill snap and do smth evil n fucked up. but who knows when #i guess itd fit for the halloween spirit but pfbbftft im not doing smth in a timely manner are you Kidding Me

"i am sorry, friend miranda. music does not give me the same emotional response as i have studied in you organics, as i do not get emotional responses as is. it was only recently i understood how important is through research."

"... but i do hope to learn nonetheless! i may still only experience music as oscillating waveforms and other forms of sound waves, and my voice module may not have been created for song... but i am still doing what i can to update my software through experience so that i may understand how it is supposed to make one feel. perhaps music is the secret to feeling alive, after all! it is imperitive i learn!"

#📺⟶ C:\\ic\interactions.exe #royalreef #HE WANTS TO LEARN MUSIC REAL BAD HE PROMMIES

"isn't it? (i am asking hypothetically to prove i am agreeing. for i do, in fact, enjoy the song quite a bit as well.)" the bright green of the :D smile on his screen is like a giddy beacon, joy over a shared appreciation for the song.

"it is a wonderful song about love through hardship, something i had struggled with understanding, and admittedly, still find difficult. but difficulty makes it all the more important to endure! and there is something comforting with it being a song sung by the first computer to synthesize a song. the IBM 7094 is quite inspirational in that."

"i am not programmed to sing, nor to understand music, but i hope that this bridge will lead me to engage more comfortably in the topic and become more engaged in organic culture as a result."

#📺⟶ C:\\ic\interactions.exe #gglitch #(aware this was likely an ooc message) (writes an ic reply) anyway #GSGHSJD #hes just... hes a lil guy he has so many thoughts #id say and feelings but hes still learning those.

he's just sitting by himself, playing music with his internal servos and motors, a new update installed from the cloud. it's rhythmic, following a 3/4 structure... a waltz. there isn't much for melody, more a percussive beat - one - two three, one - two three... but it was a start.

then, though the program used to simulate his voice is not created for shifts in tone, he does the best he can to sing along to his rhythm.

" daisy, daisy, give me your answer do... ♪ " " i'm half crazy, all for the love of you... ♪ "

#📺⟶ C:\\ic\interactions.exe #was playing the song on loop n cal was like.. organics enjoy music right? perhaps i should learn to appreciate it as well #to further connect with my fellow organic lifeforms #btw if you say daisy bell is creepy ill kick ur ass thanks <3

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