i wanna contribute to the chaos

i don't wanna watch and then complain 'cause i am through finding blame that is the decision that i have made ✦ Jake✦he/him✦25✦carrd

[carefulchaotic]

hiiiii i'm Jake! i'm a 25 year old trans guy and i've been on tumblr for more than half my life 🙃.

i used to make art and write, but the pandemic kinda destroyed my life so bad that i thought it was all over. BUT it's not all over!!! i'm still alive, so i've decided i'm going to make myself participate in life again! i know it'll be hard and i probably won't have anything to show for it for a while, but i have already started a project or two and i'm excited to make things again.

ALSO- i'm obsessed with couponing and rebates. if you want to know how to save some money on groceries, i'm your guy. you can dm me if you are curious, it would literally make my day!

this is mainly a general blog, but some days i am possessed by klance (or other various fandoms that haunt me, like superwholock or homestuck). i tag all fandom posts, so you can block the tags if it gets annoying.

check out my ao3!

my wizard/stoner/nsfw side blog is @ouidwizard

pfp by @dirtbrunch

ask box and dms are always open! i might just take a while to reply because idk how to talk to people.

[powerfulwizard]

Happy pride everyone

[crystal072619]

Had to share

[weaselknievel]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[tongue-twists]

honestly humanity fell off when it shifted from drawing and sculpting pussies into everything to drawing dicks everywhere. which happened. idk around 12 000 years ago. been on a downslope imo.

[tongue-twists]

so in case you didn't know, paleolithic representations of genitals are, in the vast, vast, VAST majority, of vulvas. prehistoric humans would say "is anyone going to draw a vagina on this rock wall that sort of has folds?" and not wait for an answer. we have so, so many figurines that have a clear, distinct slit between the legs. there are paleolithic drawings of sexual positions and the clearest part in them is always always the pussy. that one also probably has a lesbian couple which is awesome. I'll post it later if I find it again in my book. paleolithic homo sapiens were obsessed with pussy. and we need to learn from their wisdom. draw pussy on everything, it's your heritage.

[tongue-twists]

15 000 year old depiction of lesbian oral sex be upon ye

[tongue-twists]

hey if anyone wants to get this as a tattoo I'm pretty sure the copyright is expired so have at it

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[helledeh]

Pylon quilt!

made my me

[rexalogy]

[michaelmoonsbookshop]

just some of the the changes in design for the Penguin Symbol on old Penguin Paperbacks 

[dinkywinks]

he did a little dance and for this crime he was imprisoned in a bubble

[luxflora]

They liked his little dance so much they gave him a spotlight

[anasandorpygoscelis-deactivated]

family album

[delgrosso]

[sensationaltrainreading]

[scribeherself]

I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and they’re already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that don’t have real words yet. it’s being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because you’re known. god. what a gift.

[the-walkerrr]

“What if I derp?”

Oh my child, but what if you me gusta?

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

oh wait just realized i can edit my own posts.

like you can't edit reblogs anymore but you can still edit your own post even after it has a thousand notes or whatever.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

[dajo42]

it’s been ten years

[geniusoflove]

its been 12 years

[shivshivshivvyyy]

13 years

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

14 years

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

15 years

[dammmithardison]

16 years

[thswrtchdthng]

Loss is a dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17

[yorhaw]

[hewoweens]

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

[dr-gaytorius]

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

[dr-gaytorius]

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]