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nevver

Adventures in solitude, Mario Pucic

t4tstarvingdog

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

pjackk

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

#jean moreau

what-even-is-thiss

I think that you need to have a certain amount of rule breaking attitude to be the first to do something.

I think that my grandmother didn’t become the first woman race car driver because she’s the sort of person who thinks that every time you eat at a dining table you need a full table placement. You can’t just bring a plate and fork to the table you’ve gotta have like tablecloth, placemats, two kinds of knives, the works. Her mind cannot comprehend a universe where you could just eat a sandwich off of a napkin at the table.

So in the same vein she couldn’t conceive of a woman race car driver because there weren’t women race car drivers when she was a kid. She was like “oh it just wasn’t done back then” so she didn’t even try even though that was her dream job.

Anyways I do often wonder how much talent and passion has been lost over the years because there’s a lot of people out there like my grandmother who can’t conceive of things outside of the established norms. If there had been even one person who pushed her to follow her dreams, she probably would’ve been a damn good race car driver but nobody did and she wasn’t.

verballocket-blog

the gojugaru was henceforth store-bought

EDIT: bonus (upon request):

elinex

sometimes a fictional character will appear to you in your hour of need to share guiding wisdom. and sometimes you get this asshole

j0jin-deactivated20210309

dbrann11

Funniest thing I have seen in 2020

leeisstillawake

mxcheese

Ok but legit the funniest part of this is that the cat just knows what he’s about to do before his tongue is even out. He’s done this more than once. A lot more.

aceofturtles

SOUND ON. SOUND ON.

ultyso

🖤 My piece for the @idolzine 💜

pacscraps

fack it, drew a babstery instead. must have caught him on a good day.

sharkfiinn

thefoulest

simon would sleep like a victorian child i feel like

taumoebros

hello! thank you guys so much for all the support throughout the biodome neighbors comic series. I’m really glad to see it being enjoyed as much as I enjoy creating it!

Below is a list of the series in order.

If you see any (especially uncredited) reposts or spam/bot accounts posting my art — please tag or message me, block, and report it.

Thank you so much once again for the support, if you have any questions about the series or anything: please don’t hesitate to drop it in my ask box : )!

TABLE OF CONTENTS :

VOL 1:

Mysterious Next Door Neighbors

Step Two in Introducing Your Pets Humans

Clearing the Air

Pre-Meeting Contact

An Open Door Tunnel

Finally Face to Face

VOL 2:

Waking Up In Unfamiliar Environments (again)

To Not Relive the Past

A Little Less Lonely