funy

thats all

[lord-kitschener]

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

[chillyfeetsteak]

my mom told me this story tonight about my grandfather. she said when he was a little boy he was afraid robbers would break into his house in the middle of the night and try to abduct him out of his bed. he thought that they would be able to feel that he was the shape of a little boy under the covers and know to grab him. so he would try to fall asleep in the shape of a letter of the alphabet. so that they would feel for him and be like "oh it's just the letter R, not a kidnappable child"

[flipchild]

Just drank a hot cup of Hava 🍵

[fuckoe]

What is hava

[flipchild]

Hava niceday

[cheddar-baby]

[thirdpunch]

“Go to SlotsLights.com. Win real money” - Pearl (2022) dir. Ti West

[vaspim-deactivated20131011]

naw the world aint ready for this text post yet

[acid-eater]

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[cyanswix]

New Pokemon games dropped

[0xeyedaisy]

Thanks tumblr

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[kapankyo]

completely sober in the club googling sam & frodo pictures

[zero-the-whimsical]

gotta keep my miis healthy with a well rounded diet of Silica gel packets and AAA Batteries 🥰

[bunniope]

gets stuck in a washing machine but no one wants to fuck me even a little bit so i just starve to death in there

[anxeious]

[sailatina3]

[toskarinfr]

they've yet to make an experience more bewildering and confusing than trying to pick up a rpg after more than a week

[toskarinfr]

coming back to a platformer after a year: man, I used to be able to make those jumps! I'm so washed...

coming back to an rpg after less than a week and a half:

[cupofwater6]

you're nor tired sad or unmotivated, your brain is simply begging to have a hole drilled into it. go to my tiktok shop buy one trepanning drill this will change.your.life.