teehee!

name's ryan higa. twenty two years old but mentally four. former gryffindor, current caretaker of hogwarts. taggings #caretaker:higa / ryan #staff:higa / ryan

[prof-kiko-blog]

✗ spam musubi ; Ryan&'Kiko

I really plan on that! {smiles and clasps hands together} I know how you feel, Amurka’s feels a little more free than Hogwarts, don’t you think? The warm weather reminds me a bit of Texas. {faces towards the sea then looks back her colleague} What would you recommend to start Hawaii with?

[caretaker-higa]

[ \ imitates your action, clasping his hands ] Good, good! [ \ giggles ] Amurka? [ \ shakes his head ] Haven't heard that in a looong time. [ \ chuckles ] Hogwarts magical and all but the sense of freedom is breathable here. If you know what I mean. [ \ puckers his lips ] Ah, Texas. [ \ tilts his head ] Hula dancing? Swim with the mermaids? Sand bending? I don't know, it depends on what sort of activities you're interested in, Kiko-san.

[caretaker-higa]

coconut bras [ // ryan & Sora ]

[sora-puff-deactivated20130625]

Hm. Never heard of him. [/sighs] I dunno, I don’t pay much attention. [/ shrugs her shoulders before flinging one arm across his shoulder] You’re half Hawaiian! Very cool! I lived in the states for a while but New York. [/ smiles at him] You have to show me around then yes? Wait… [/ frowns slightly] Are you le tour guide? What group you in? [/ laughs, agreeing with him] Scotland can be a leetle depressing at times, si. 

[caretaker-higa]

Not surprised by that. [ \ shrugs ] Better to not pay attention, to be honest. [ \ crosses his arms before brightening up again ] Mhm! Oh, that's wicked! [ \ blinks as he realises he just used an English slang ] I meant, cool! Ahh, New York. The city of apples. [ \ hums to himself ] I got a lot of apples there. [ \ nods enthusiastically ] I'd love to show you around! [ \ nods again ] Yup. [ \ pops the 'p' ] I'm not in a group cause my job is to pretty much guide y'all so can't be restricted to a specific group, you see. [ \ scrunches his nose ] Si, si.

[slyhyomin]

Trouble on Hawaii「Ryan ♚ Hyomin」

The fuck— [/ narrows her eyes as she speeds up, quite close to you by now ] What are you just sayin’?? [/ yells at you and grabbs for your shirt ]

[caretaker-higa]

I said nothing in particular that should spark any sort of remote interest in that curious mind of yours! [ \ shouts out the answer at your face, before schooling his face into smiling innocently ] TEEHEE. [ \ pries your hand off his shirt before dodging a surfboard carrying male ]

[caretaker-higa]

coconut bras [ // ryan & Sora ]

[sora-puff-deactivated20130625]

[/ tilts her head to the side, ruffling her hair; frowns] I don’t think so. He fuckin’ hates me for fucks sake. [/ carries on mumbling underneath her breath] That little fucking son of a- [/ huffs, biting on her thumb] But he has a son? What’s his name? [/ smiles looking at his face curiously] Are you from some place with a lotta sun? You sure are enjoying it. [/ laughs, covering her mouth with her hand]

[caretaker-higa]

[ \ frowns along ] Hmm, that's odd. But then, everyone's gotta hate someone. [ \ shrugs ] Yup. Yoo Youngjae, I think. [ \ nods ] Previous head boy before Suho-san was the headmaster's son as well but don't know what happened to him so the current one had to come back to the castle during spring break to take over the head boy duties. [ \ rambles on, squinting his eyes as he tried to battle against the sun ] I'm half-Hawaiian! This is my home. [ \ spreads his arms for dramatic effect ] Scotland's too gloomy for my liking, to be honest. [ \ sticks his tongue out ]

[caretaker-higa]

coconut bras [ // ryan & Sora ]

[sora-puff-deactivated20130625]

[/ smiles, jumping up and down with him, absorbing his energy] Park Sora. The um… The badass Italian of Hogwarts. [/ curtsies, offering him her hand, before changing her mind and sticking her tongue out] Weather is nice no?

[caretaker-higa]

[ \ his grin brightens as the other female jumps along with him ] Nice to meet you, Park Sora-san! [ \ salutes ] Ah, you're Italian? [ \ nods with a curious facial expression ] Are you by chance related to the Yoos or something? Since the headmaster married a mixed Italian woman and one of his sons goes to Hogwarts as well. [ \ was about to shake her hand before she retrieved it ] Hey! [ \ pouts, his bad mood quickly disappearing at the mention of the weather ] Of course! Plenty of sunlight ain't gonna hurt no one.

[caretaker-higa]

coconut bras [ // ryan & Sora ]

[sora-puff-deactivated20130625]

[/ spots a yodeling dude from afar, squinting and lowering her white sunglasses to check if he’s for real; bursts into a huge grin, giving him an up and down] Somebody’s happy! Good to see baby. 

[caretaker-higa]

[ \ spins around, somewhat surprised before grinning ] How can I not be happppyyy? [ \ chirps, jumping up and down childishly ] I'm Ryan Higa, caretaker of Hogwarts. [ \ pauses briefly to bow mockingly ] And you, m'lady, are . . ?

[caretaker-higa]

coconut bras [ // ryan & ? ]

[ \ frolicks around the sandy beach, feeling really happy as he was back at his home state ] HAWAIIII, I LOOVE YOUUU. HOW I MISSED YOUUU ! [ \ spreads his arms out, shouting to the sky, not caring whether people were staring at him or not ]

[caretaker-higa]

HAWAIIIIIII !!!

TIME FOR THE MEN TO FLAUNT THOSE ABS AND THE WOMEN TO SHOW OFF THE FIGURES.

[caretaker-higa]

the teehee stealer [ // ryan & jongin ]

[jongingryf]

But .. ( `/ stares at him ) sharing is caring. 

[caretaker-higa]

. . . Not when you're stealing it. I've copyrighted that line, y'know. [ \ whizzes out a copy of the legal document ]

[caretaker-higa]

the teehee stealer [ // ryan & jongin ]

jongingryf replied to your post: Like if you wanna plot with me, y'all.

teehee.

HEY THAT'S MY LINE. D:

[caretaker-higa]

Like if you wanna plot with me, y'all.

[caretaker-higa]

How's the dildo?

Ah, dildo guy! The ghosts love it, thanks! 

[caretaker-higa]

[ // ryan & hyomin ]

[slyhyomin]

Really? [/ chuckles as she runs along ] Hey I’m not that horrible! [/ waves her hand and a snake faces with you as she runs forward. [/ raises an eyebrow ] Don’t you believe me… wait I can turn into a wolf in the middle of the school. [/ laughs as she hears your words ]

[caretaker-higa]

Yes, really! [ \ sticks his tongue out ] You are! [ \ eyes widen ] -- Da hell? If a professor ends up catching you, I'm going to be in big trouble! [ \ pouts as he nearly bumps into a student, waving the poor second year off before resuming to run after you ]

[caretaker-higa]

[ // ryan & hyomin ]

[slyhyomin]

What now you are telling me I won’t let him to be a good wizard?! Ryan please! He is just in love. [/ grins as she runs away from you ] Almost…. but I’m an animagus and my animal form is a wolf! [/ grins at you as she runs toward the Slytherin dugeon’s.]

[caretaker-higa]

What? I was just saying what I thought! [ \ waggles his eyebrow ] In love with such a horrible witch. [ \ makes a sound of fake disgust ] A wolf? Interesting indeed. I would have thought it'd be something else . .  [ \ runs down the stairs leading towards the dungeons ] Sorry lads, coming through! Need to punish that sly girl over there!

[caretaker-higa]

[ // ryan & hyomin ]

[slyhyomin]

Are you sure? [/ asks you teasingly, giggles ] Hah! I may be but he is not that innocent! [/ looks at you with big eyes then licks your nose ] Are you sure? [/ grins and runs back to the castle ]

[caretaker-higa]

Yes, I am very sure! Don't doubt me! [ \ pouts as you giggle ] Well, that's also true but you're just the catalyst of his breakthrough of . . I don't . . man journey? Journey to become a true wizard? [ \ shrugs to self before continuing ] HEY! [ \ shudders as you licked his nose ] What are you, a dog?! [ \ lets out an exasperated sigh as you run away from him again ] Imma getcha one of these days . . 

[caretaker-higa]

[ // ryan & jiyeon ]

[erinbuns-deactivated20160415]

Well…you’re right. ( * pouts) But if can’t if you constantly cracking up jokes, Ryan! ( * giggles again) Hm, well, if I do end up in a Russian hospital, I might as well stay for a long along time! ( * emphasizes on the word long) Mainly because I’ll be seeing good looking doctors everywhere and everyday! ( * grins) I meant by stop cracking jokes. ( * tilts her head while looking blankly at him) Sure, I’ll call you Teehee Caretaker from time to time! ( * beams) Oh, sorry. Its just I didn’t really quite get what you said before, so its better to pretend that I did. ( * nodding slightly to self)

[caretaker-higa]

Hah, take that! [ \ grins triumphantly to self ] I'm always right, never doubt me, young'un! [ \ sticks out his tongue ] Not my fault you understand my sense of humour. [ \ hums, nodding in agreement ] True. I keep on forgetting Russians are known to be beautiful and all. [ \ smiles cheekily ] Nah, that'll never happen. The day that happens is the day hell freezes over. [ \ spins around ] Teehee Caretaker, that's a nifty title, I'd have to say! [ \ laughs, waving a hand airily in the air ] It's fine. I was just teasing you. 

[rav-eunji-blog]

[ // ryan & eunji ]

[rav-eunji-blog]

(/chuckles) It’s nothing really (/smiles) Oh, thank you! (/beams and claps excitedly) Nice to meet you too Ryan (/smiles) Are the cupcakes good?

[caretaker-higa]

[ \ shrugs ] Eh, if you say so, but it means a lot to me though! [ \ claps along ] The cupcakes are delicious! [ \ eats another serving ] Mmmhmm. Simply scrumptious.