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@caricxture-blog
domestic/family starter prompts
“Just a little while longer.”
“Can you come tuck me in?”
“Come on, I’ll tuck you in.”
“Did you sleep okay last night?”
“C’mon, read me something! Just like old times.”
“Is that my shirt?”
“Can we stay in tonight?”
“Will you stay with me?”
“Shh, it’s okay.”
“Go to sleep, go to sleep.”
“Hold my hand.”
“C’mere, it’s alright.”
“You’re fine.”
“You’re apart of the family.”
“Hug?”
“Gimme a kiss!”
“Can I snuggle with you?”
“Your breakfast is getting cold!”
“Tickle, tickle, tickle!”
“I got you something!”
“No, go back to sleep.”
“What are you smiling about?”
“He’s such a downer.”
“Here, I’ll zip you up.”
“Do you want me to read to you?”
“I know a lullaby. Think that’ll help you sleep?”
“Turn around!”
“Your tie is crooked.”
“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
“Can we get a dog?”
“I love you.”
“Time for your bath.”
“You first.”
“Lemme wash your hair.”
“Stop squirming!”
“My turn!”
“Mind if I move a bit closer?”
“Can I stay the night?”
“Don’t you dare go outside without a coat.”
“They forgot to flush!”
“Come here!”
“Mom! They’re being mean!”
“Dad! They’re being mean!”
“Help! They’re being mean!”
“Think we can play a board game later?”
“Don’t be so mean to them, you understand me?”
“Watch your tone!”
“Here. I’ll do it for you. Give me the tie.”
“Don’t slam the door!”
“Eat your greens.”
“Stop playing with your food.”
“Your room looks like a cyclone ran through it.”
“Happy Birthday!”
“They sing like a goddamn crow.”
“Don’t sass me, young lady.”
“Don’t sass me, young man.”
“Don’t sass me, little one.”
“I don’t like kissing them.”
“I was gone for ten fucking minutes!”
“Read to me.”
“What is going on?”
“You’re crazy, but I like that.”
“Hey, watch out for them, okay?”
“I got the last slice of pizza. I’m gonna have to throw it up for you to get it.”
“We’re out of milk again!”
“Who wants a hearty breakfast?”
“Back in my day….”
“They’re my annoying younger sibling.”
“We don’t need another kid.”
alright y’all, for the next couple of weeks im gonna be THAT GUY. The one that does all their replies one day a week and queues them up to get them through ‘til they have time again.
My staff at work, which should have 9 people, currently has 4 because of people just walking out during their shift and quitting.
So i’m working 6 days a week, unpredictable hours.
Good news is, tomorrow is my day off, so i’ll be doing lots of the things here. Bad news is, i’ll be mobile most of the time other than tuesdays, so you can hmu on im or di.scord, but i may not respond right away.
please be patient with me, @seakept, and @caricxture for replies. it’s not because i dont want to write or am not invested in our threads, it’s just the tmiing of it all. keep our fingers crossed we either hire at least 3 more people or i find a new job (which yes, i am looking for).
i feel like im watching a thriller movie with some advanced A.I. robot fooling everyone as they impersonate spencer. did you see her faces and how she has this longing stare that was??? off??? that plus that weirdly timed head-tilt is scaring the hell out of me lmao we really came face to face with spencerietta y’all this is no drill
i wonder if my mother is ashamed of who ive become
vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special
All things nature
Did you cut your hands on me? Are my edges sharp?
Sufjan Stevens, “Enchanting Ghosts”, All Delighted People (2010)
me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left
child: can't the ocean just make more of them?
me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head
Spencer Hastings + (insp)
I’m sorry, I don’t expect you guys to understand.
(2/?) random spencer hastings gifs
imnobodysson:
Murphy sighed in response and tossed his phone aside, returning his gaze to Spencer, the poor tutor who had been tasked with getting him to pass 11th grade English. “There are about fifty things I’d rather be doing,” he said flatly.
“ I don’t see how, “ Spencer huffed, nearly rolling her eyes as she gazed pointedly. There was nothing worse than attempting to help someone who didn’t WANT it. “ You’re the epitome of a Byronic Hero. I’d think you’d enjoy this. “
imnobodysson:
Murphy’s friends had joked that his community service job was going to be spent by the beach sipping Coronas and checking out chicks, but he hadn’t really expected it. In fact, his assumptions, trash duty, had been right. For the first week at least.
Now though he left his boss’s office just as confused as the intern beside him. “What?” How did that matter? How did anything matter when they were basically being tasked with bullshitting the guests. “I don’t know? Which is worse? Breaking up right before your wedding or – on your honeymoon.”
The anger she felt about being reduced to just some attractive female body for people to judge and gawk at was boiling in her blood, and the only way she could quell it was to compartmentalize. That meant... knowing her backstory. Her motivations. She’d gotten into Yale goddammit and she wasn’t going to blow EVERYTHING on not getting a recommendation from this internship.
“ What’s worse? “ she had to pause, somehow having the wherewithal to pull him aside into the privacy of one of the empty kiosks that served mojitos at 9 p.m. “ I don’t KNOW! The most meaningful relationship I’ve had was with a server at my parents’ country club that my parents had FIRED.. “ Still, she sucked in a breath. If she could bring people to tears playing Kate in both the Taming of the Shrew AND Kiss Me Kate, she could handle this.
And that’s when the wheels turned.
“ You know what we’re gonna do? “ There was something malicious in her voice, deviant at least, but it’s not aimed at Murphy in the slightest. If they thought they could play her like this...
She chewed on her cheek as her lips formed a smirk. Her eyes reflected mischief. “Better pack your bags, babe, because we’re moving into the Honeymoon Suite. And we’re getting room service every night. “