⋆ 𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒅 ╱ 𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒹 .

𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒂 𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒄𝒆 𝒋𝒂𝒄𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐  ,  penned  by  𝓂𝒶𝑒  with  𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆  for  𝓌𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓉𝒽𝓎𝒽𝓆

[kthrynhahn]

Before I Fall (2017) dir. Ry Russo-Young

[carinasfm]

            ╰  ˚  ⋆  ◜  @ftauriellas  ,  @madsfm  +  @quinntms  .  ◞

[carinasfm]

*   🍓   𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐏   𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄    ›   𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍   𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒔  𝒐𝒇  𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔  🥵 🖤 ✨.

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : unfortunately it's true and unfortunately my dad is not okay. on the bright side i've already chosen his retirement home. i'll be able to afford it w all my d'alessio money

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : not to say that we're spoiled but we're spoiled. it's what we deserve 🤪

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : pls make sure wherever we stay has a BIG bath

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : BIG DADDI DICKI SI SI HAHAHAHHAHAHA u really get me

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : can we PLS talk about hakim tho 🥴

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: damn ur sending ur dad to a retirement home ? i mean ... he deserves it. imagine being patriarchal in 2020.

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: it's settled we'll be getting the pj from patrick and simone 😌 they can't say no to me

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: you and me both carina como se dice tag team 👀?

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: ew small dicks aren't allowed i would actually cry if i saw one LMAOOO if we're getting dick i want my back to blown out thank u

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: wait what happened with hakim 👀 u bitches better spill it or so help me

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : mads whats going on is ur fam struggling or something why do you need this :/

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : tbh fuck nyc i already feel like a tahiti baby god bless u and simone and patrick !!!!

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : miss carina what have u been up to are u talking about some specific lil or big ones ?? bc i have not been informed and i would like to know.

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : guess it is time to admit that me and hakim broke up 😒 im 100% sure he cheated even though he wouldn't admit it

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : send ur ol' man to the retirement home so he can rot in there ! no one marries off my baby like a fucking cow back in the farmin days !

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : thank u simone + patrick , much appreciation ! we love a spoiled princess 👸🏾

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : honestly what is a small dick ? idk him . .. 👀

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : WHAT HOW ARE WE JSUT FINDING OUT ABT THIS NOW QUINN VELASQUEZ !!!! I'M APPALLED + HURT

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : i'll fuckin kill him tho 🔪

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : no man fucks over my cousin + gets away w it !!!!

[carinasfm]

*   🍓   𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐏   𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄    ›   𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍   𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒔  𝒐𝒇  𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔  🥵 🖤 ✨.

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : omfg i didn't even want that getting out yet. it's so fucked u guys LMAO i'm lowkey still in shock but it's fine

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : my dad asked me to do it like our livelihood depends on it and????

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : how can i say no to him. so yeah i'm being married off like its the -1800s or whatever 🥵 and to.. ADRIANO of all ppl omg like i can't even think about it for too long or else i freak out

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : i wanna go to tahiti and suck tiddi and maybe a lil dicki but not a lot bc i seriously hate men rn

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : love how all of this crap is being drudged up again 🤢

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: BITCH YOU'RE ENGAGED ??? WHAT THE FUCK !!?!?!

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: i'm checking out airbnbs as we speak 😌 do u think simone and patrick will let me get the jet?

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: men are trash and that's the motherfucking tea!

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: like your livelihood depended on it ??? what the fuck is this ??? the stone ages ???

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: ew i just an image of u sucking off lil dicky and now i wanna burn my eyeballs 🤮 whomstopher is adriano ??

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : is everything okay w ur dad i can't believe ur really in an arranged marriage rn

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : but pls do some begging bc a jet is the cherry on top that we NEED

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : lil dicky doesn't deserve to get head from mads or anyone else its a beach hottie or no one im sorry but its the law

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : wAit mads i thought that was a fuckin joke wtf

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : i will go n have a conversion w mr. champion abt this BLASPHEMY !!!!!

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : um private jet 🛩 yes fucking pls auri

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : suck a lil dicki but by lil dicki we rly mean big daddi dicki si, si?

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : cause ya girl can't do lil dickies anymore 😳

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : i second quinn it's the law

[carinasfm]

*   🍓   𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐏   𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄    ›   𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍   𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒔  𝒐𝒇  𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔  🥵 🖤 ✨.

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : ugh me too get me out !!!

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : i vote somewhere far far away where i can lie on a beach nekked ;)

𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑫𝑰𝑬 : #freedatass #bunsoutsunsout

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: let's go to tahiti 😌 i haven't been since my parents renewed their vows when i was FIFTEEN

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: ugh i love you girls sm 🖤 i'm so glad u guys appreciate my ass. i appreciate yalls asses too y'know

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: and i've been reading the blogs u whores 👀 tf is going on?!??!

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : mads getting nakey will deff make ppl stop talking about her being ENGAGED ?????

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : we love when half the squad got cheated on 🤔

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : tahiti IT ISSS

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : yesssss tahiti n naked beachesssss

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : fuck men they fucking suck tbh

[carinasfm]

*   🍓   𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐏   𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄    ›   𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍   𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒔  𝒐𝒇  𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔  🥵 🖤 ✨.

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: as the unofficial leader of the housewives i have a question to pose!

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: why have we not planned our annual getaway yet? 🥺

𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈: my ass misses the sun and boys who thirst over me miss my ass! she demands to be seen!

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : where are we going this year miss yates

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : this planning needs to begin asap bc i would like to get away from this city A to the SAP 😌

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 : but i'll thirst over ur ass until we leave 😜

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : oHhh auri's ass got sass !!

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : i need a getaway too , the theatre's got me dyINg 💀

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 : lbr we all thirst over ur ass bb

[buffysummers]

[kcrinas]

* ╰    𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐩   𝐭𝐨   𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒂  .

[carinasfm]

╰  ˚  ⋆  ◜  𝒇𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈  ›  𝓀𝒶𝒾𝒶  .  ◞

carinasfm·.

𝐤𝐚𝐢𝐚 :  u  too  bb  ❤️ 𝐤𝐚𝐢𝐚 :  ugh  we  haven’t  had  sake  bombs  in  foreva  ,  i’m  ready  :’) 𝐤𝐚𝐢𝐚 :  that’s fair LMAO 𝐤𝐚𝐢𝐚 :   yah  i  heard  there  was  a  3some  or  smth  crazy  like  that  😂

𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒂  :  i  just  want  sake  bombs  ,  sushi  +  hibachi  😍 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒂  :  yea  i  heard  that  too 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒂  :  fuckin  𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒕   𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒂  :  but  what  can  u  expect  from  this  crew  i  guess

[carinasfm]

ew lmao

“  𝒆𝒘  to  me  +  robin  ?  well  ,  can’t  𝓅𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑒  ‘em  all  i  suppose  .  thanks  for  the  𝓛𝓞𝓥𝓔  darling  .  ”

[carinasfm]

whose someone you trust the most and someone you trust the least ?

“  i  trust  my  𝑔𝒾𝓇𝓁𝓈  ,  quinn  ,  auriella  +  mads  the  most  .  i  trust  luca  as  far  as  i  can  throw  him  ,  which  isn’t  possible  .  you  do  the  𝙼𝙰𝚃𝙷  .  ”

[carinasfm]

drop the tea w u and robin missy

“  no  tea  ,  just  𝑆𝐸𝑋  .  ”

[carinasfm]

are you single?

“  very  𝓈𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓁𝑒  .  ”

[carinasfm]

[carinasfm]

╰  ˚  ⋆  ◜  𝒇𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈  ›  𝒽𝒶𝓀𝒾𝓂  .  ◞

*     𝑠𝑛𝑎𝑝     ›     𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑎     ,     𝒋     .     @carinasfm​

𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐦  :   needing   a   second   opinion   on   some   tracks      &      you’re   the   lucky   contender    𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐦  :   pls   don’t   be   taking   no   40   mins   to   get   ready   😳 𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐦  :   you   can   bring   ur   stuff   to   the   stu   anyways

𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒂  :  ur  basically  asking  me  NOT  to  𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡  hakim 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒂  :  u  know  𝒽𝑜𝓌  i  get  ready 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒂  :  fine  but  don’t  look  at  me  until  i’m  in  full  GLAM

[carinasfm]

╰  ˚  ⋆  ◜  𝒇𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈  ›  𝒶𝓁𝑒𝒿𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓇𝑜  .  ◞

◟    *    𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒅𝒐𝒛𝒂    ,   𝓪.   ﹕    𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚜𝚏𝚖  .    ❜

he’s  waiting  on  the  curb  of  broadway  ,  legs  outstretched  with  a  hand-tailored  fit  .  when  he  heard  her  voice  ,  he’ll  raise  to  his  feet  ,  waiting  long  after  others  had  already  left  .  “  hey  , ”  flowers  are  bundled  in  his  hand  ,  and  he’d  always  been  a  classic  for  red  roses  .  with  a  quiet  outstretch  to  her  ,  he  smiled  .  “  as  per  usual  ,  you  were  magnífica  .  ”  there’s  a  tiny  pause   ,  and  he’ll  saunter  to  the  side  to  walk  along  beside  her  .  “  are  you  hungry  ?  we  could  stop  and  grab  something  to  eat  ?  i’ll  even  brave  new  york’s  pizza  for  you  .  ”

            eight  shows  a  week  ,  some  better  than  others  ,  some  more  draining  than  others  .  but  tonight  carina  feels  𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵  with  the  performance  she  presented  to  the  audience  .  the  mayhem  leading  up  to  a  show  always  crashed  to  a  halt  about  twenty  minutes  after  final  curtain  call  .  the  audience  cascading  into  the  𝑏𝑙𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔  times  square  +  performers  shedding  their  costumes  .  the  brunette  pushes  against  the  back  stage  door  ,  opening  up  to  west  48th  .  a  𝓈𝓂𝒾𝓁𝑒  pulls  at  her  lips  when  she  spies  the  male  resting  on  the  curb  of  the  street  .  only  al  could  sit  on  the  curb  of  the  ritz  plaza  +  still  look  like  could  buy  the  whole  high  tower  .  “  you’re  too  kind  to  me  ,  ”  she  replies  as  she  takes  the  roses  before  linking  her  arm  through  his  .  “  yes  !  ”  carina  exclaims  dramatically  .  “  i  𝑁𝐸𝐸𝐷  pizza  !  ”  she  lets  him  know  without  hesitation  .  “  you’re  my  absolute  hero  ,  ”  the  brunette  sing  songs  as  they  walk  down  west  48th  towards  hells  kitchen  .  her  flair  for  𝒹𝓇𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒸𝓈  is  accented  when  she  sighs  loudly  ,  “  you’re  the  wind  beneath  my  wings  ,  alejandro  caldoza  !  ”  several  heads  turn  at  the  unexpected  outburst  from  the  femme  .  

[carinasfm]

⋆  ◜  𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒈𝒆  ›  𝓇𝑜𝒷𝒾𝓃  𝒽𝑜𝑜𝒹   💰  ◞

𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐧 : is that a yes

𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒂 : i'll see u soon.

[carinasfm]

╰  ˚  ⋆  ◜  𝒔𝒏𝒂𝒑𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒕  ›  𝒶𝓁𝓁  𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓉𝒶𝒸𝓉𝓈  .  ◞

[carinasfm]

╰  ˚  ⋆  ◜  𝒇𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈  ›  𝓂𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑒  .  ◞

@𝐦𝐚𝐝_𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩  :    If    i    ran    away    would    u    come    w    me     🥺👉👈 @𝐦𝐚𝐝_𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩  :    serious    question

𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒂  :    always  by  ur  side  babes 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒂  :    i’m  the  𝒷𝑜𝓃𝓃𝒾𝑒  to  ur  𝖈𝖑𝖞𝖉𝖊  . . .  or  the  other  way  around

[carinasfm]

⋆  ◜  𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒈𝒆  ›  𝓇𝑜𝒷𝒾𝓃  𝒽𝑜𝑜𝒹   💰  ◞

𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐧 : that's fine where some nice lingerie tho

𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒂 : i hope you know that you're an asshole