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[♒] That’s debatable…I tried to read a manga once because I thought it was about mermaids. But there weren’t any mermaids…just a bunch of girls trying to eat another girl’s flesh. But whatever floats your boat I guess.

cariosuscerebris

Cannibalism you say? Did they do it just to do it? Cause I'd be down with that.

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"Big words?" Goodness, it appears as though a toddler has wandered into my royal court. The guards must be getting lax. Whether or not your juvenile brain can retain my words, child, the fact remains that a large vocabulary is merely a waste of energy if it is not used to its full potential.

A revolutionary you must be, to spew such vitriol at your king, or else a court jester — given what a gibbering buffoon you appear to be, I shall assume the latter. You accuse me of idiocy — I remind you that there exists an idiom regarding a certain kettle, specifically what it calls a certain pot. Now, are you going to continue standing there and making yourself look like even more of a fool then you actually are, or will you actually make yourself slightly more than a grating eyesore by shutting your mouth and performing a more productive task than reciting this misanthropic mush?

cariosuscerebris

You're not impressing anyone, blondie. I understand you just fine. What I don't understand is the inherent need to stroke your own ego and fluff yourself up. You can pay for that, you know, probably fifty bucks down at the street corner. There's no reason you gotta do it yourself.

Funny thing about you being king. I sure as hell didn't vote for you. And before you go on about how kings are chosen by God to rule their countrymen, yes, that was a joke. I figure I'll go ahead and save you some trouble before you go and make yourself look even more idiotic. Moreover, falling back on idioms is yet another thing that idiots do. Why not just say what you mean with your own words. Shocking suggestion, I know, but maybe someone would take you more seriously. I mean, the glasses certainly aren't helping your case either. Can you see anything through those coke bottles?

But funny you should mention misanthropic. That's kind of my shtick. You see, I never really played well with others. And I still don't. Cause, you know, humanity sucks. I remember back before I did this whole "destroy the world" hullaballoo, I cracked open someone's skull who looked one hell of a lot like you. Cried the whole time. Didn't after I rigged his dopamine receptors with a little fun button for me. Which was great because he was blubbering. I mean to the point where you can't say anything BUT blubbering.

Anyways, how about shutting up for a few seconds. I got this manga I'm reading. Real nice piece of work. This Char Aznable guy. Man oh man.

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Let's play 'Tumblr 20 Questions'. The next 20 questions I get, I'll answer honestly.

That's something I love about manga. Never lets you down. Not like people.

#open

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#here have this from me 2 u

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…Uh huh. Alright. Well, if you’re going to withhold your answer for reasons like that, it’s not hard to see who the real idiot here is. I’m returning to sentient life now— have a stellar day.

cariosuscerebris

Eeyup. I'm the stupid one for not making such a big deal out of a number and trying to save you from the same fate. I should have known better. Oh curses and vexations upon me.

I'd say don't let the door knob hit you, but it probably will anyways.

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Yaaaawn! It’s of no consequence to me if you do or you don’t— all I wanted was an answer, and your well of those is clearly dry. I’ll find myself a useful source.

cariosuscerebris

Oh, no. I have an answer. But your brain is addled enough without throwing in one more stupid thought. And that is, of course, supposing you're not just fucking around, in which case you're even stupider for wasting both my time and your own.

i just realized with this blog i could do the thing where you do text in your post and then you voice act said post wow what a time to be alive

#out of cares

chojou replied to your photo: “I feel like this is the point where if I had a lower IQ, I’d be...”:

What's so funny about the number 69? Is that even what's funny? (Or what would be, if not for your IQ and blah blah blah.)

Stupidity is one thing, but I guess I can't really hold it against you for being ignorant.

Or maybe I can.

Regardless, it's better off you don't know so I don't have to hear endless moronic babbling every time the number pops up like it's something to marvel at.

#chojou