Carla Jenkins

Guidance Counslor

[amazingyoungwomen]

[amazingyoungwomen]

[carlajenkins]

We can't have a jittery Tom. Fine I'll be supportive instead of a little devil. Well I'll try at least. You'll need to replace your addiction with something else. COOKIES! If you put some jam on them you can say they're healthy.

[tomblythld]

We can't! It's too much for people to handle. Cookies are a great replacement! They're definitely the healthier option and even more delicious.

[carlajenkins]

Eh I reckon I could handle you just fine. Cookies are the best. If you get mini cookies you can eat lie twice as much and still only have the same calorie count. What's your favorite cookie?

[carlajenkins]

So basically you're resolution is to watch all the Carey Grant films? I fully support this. I'm an avid tea drinker myself. Should probably cut it out and caffeine. I'm told I'm hyper.

[carlajenkins]

We can't have a jittery Tom. Fine I'll be supportive instead of a little devil. Well I'll try at least. You'll need to replace your addiction with something else. COOKIES! If you put some jam on them you can say they're healthy.

[carlajenkins]

So basically you're resolution is to watch all the Carey Grant films? I fully support this. I'm an avid tea drinker myself. Should probably cut it out and caffeine. I'm told I'm hyper.

[tomblythld]

Basically, yes. Although I'm not convinced that drinking soda and procrastination of writing aren't connected. So, maybe I should cut out the soda first? Jenna Coleman, hyper? I never would've guessed.

[carlajenkins]

But why deny yourself something you love? You know how I get things done? Bribery. I tell myself if you do this one thing you can have a treat and then do this next thing you can have another treat. It always works. Is that sarcasm in your voice Mr Blyth?

[tomblythld]

I’m working on my New Year’s Resolutions. So far, I have: Watch all of Carey Grant’s films, cut out soda, and finish the script I’ve been working on for five years. I have a feeling the last one won’t get done… also, soda. I love soda.

[carlajenkins]

So basically you're resolution is to watch all the Carey Grant films? I fully support this. I'm an avid tea drinker myself. Should probably cut it out and caffeine. I'm told I'm hyper.

[oswincoleman]

Jenna Coleman on Instagram stories!

[sudaul]

[zlevi]

ZacharyLevi: The amount of times this week I've fallen into a Gordon Ramsey hole on some sort of social media is absolutely absurd.

[carlajenkins]

zlevi​:

ZacharyLevi: You’re a petty revenge girl? I never would have thought ! @/jcoleman

JColeman: I was as a teen but as an adult I’ve grown into a be the bigger person kind of girl so I’m living vicariously @ZacharyLevi 

[zlevi]

ZacharyLevi: The amount of times this week I've fallen into a Gordon Ramsey hole on some sort of social media is absolutely absurd.

[carlajenkins]

zlevi​:

ZacharyLevi: The amount of times this week I’ve fallen into a Gordon Ramsey hole on some sort of social media is absolutely absurd.

JColeman: I’ve been watching petty revenge videos because I aspire to be these people @ZacharyLevi 

[carlajenkins]

zlevi​:

Well the whole world sort of did for a while there, so yea. A cult? Not a cult – why does everyone always want to try to call it a cult? My parents were in a quasi cult for a while, trust me, this ain’t it, sister. I’ve always liked getting to spend long periods of time there, so why not? Ah right, jolly ole London! How is it across the pond these days?

You bought of a bunch of land in a secluded area and invited only select people. Sounds like how all cults to me. I don’t even know how to respond to that. One of a kind life expierence. My life’s pretty boring compared to yours. Rebel child born in London never grows to be taller than the middle shelf, terrible at relationships and lover of the outdoors and a good book.

[carlajenkins]

zlevi​:

So get this – I did. And then everything changed, and not with me, but with the whole film making process in the state of Texas and in other states. The whole reason why we decided to set Wyldwood up in Texas was because of that so now we’re at the ‘wtf do we do now’ phase. Fun times, really. I don’t know, your guess is as good as mine! It seemed like a good idea at the time.

That explains a lot. I was waiting for my chance to sign up and then like everything stalled. Thought you’d decided to start a cult and forgot to invite me. New York seems like a good place for you. Lots of people, always something to do. It’s why I love London.

[carlajenkins]

zlevi​:

Ya ever just wake up one morning and think “Screw it, I’m moving to New York City”? No? Just little ole me? That actually doesn’t surprise me, I think I’ve always been lacking an inner voice of reason…

You in NYC? Didn’t you just run away to Texas and build like a Compund or something? You get bored of being secluded in the middle of nowhere? I don’t know how you of all people can survive without constant attention.

[carlajenkins]

chunnamm​:

I just found out a cat served as mayor of this one town in Alaska for like 20 years before passing away. Ran unopposed every time. I feel like I maybe should be living in that town in Alaska now…

The major question here now is who’s the mayor now? Did they elect another cat because I might consider the freezing cold an option if that’s the case.

[carlajenkins]

andrew-garfieldrp​:

Yes! I don’t think I’ve ever considered myself cool. But, I’m happy to do it now, especially in tandem with one of the coolest people!

You think I’m one of the coolest people?

[carlajenkins]

andrew-garfieldrp​:

Uh, yeah. Have you met yourself?! Super cool.

I think I’m pretty lame and old lady like most of the time. But I’ll take your word for it.

[carlajenkins]

andrew-garfieldrp​:

You and I just break all of the stereotypes! That’s what it is! We’re too cool to fit into anyone’s boxes.

I like that answer better than any other. We’re just too cool for school.

[carlajenkins]

andrew-garfieldrp​:

Yes! I don’t think I’ve ever considered myself cool. But, I’m happy to do it now, especially in tandem with one of the coolest people!

You think I’m one of the coolest people?

[carlajenkins]

andrew-garfieldrp​:

Well, I’m thrilled that I’m not alone. Think it’s an English thing or are we just too rigid in our thinking? Maybe we should start making it up and see if people believe us.

As the both of us are fairly creative people I don’t like thinking it’s because we’re too rigid but then I look around my spotless perfectly organized house and have to reconsider.

[carlajenkins]

andrew-garfieldrp​:

You and I just break all of the stereotypes! That’s what it is! We’re too cool to fit into anyone’s boxes.

I like that answer better than any other. We’re just too cool for school.